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devencombs
Member Posts: 222 Arc User
I have an idea for a new duty officer. Let me know what you think.
Species: Melmacian
Traits: Lazy, destructive, insatiable appetite
Effects: All food items in the inventory and bank will rapidly disappear
10% daily chance of a random system malfunction
20% daily chance of a random item malfunction
For any given assignment, 20% increased chance of failure, 10% increased chance of disaster
Will occasionally insert himself into an active space or ground slot
Effectiveness of all Caitian and Feresan BOFFs and DOFFs reduced by 20%
Pet cats from the DR Lockboxes may disappear without warning
Grants access to "Different Ways to Skin a Cat" cookbook
Opens various cat recipe DOFF assignments
Grants Exasperation: Your character's mental acuity is reduced by 10%
Species: Melmacian
Traits: Lazy, destructive, insatiable appetite
Effects: All food items in the inventory and bank will rapidly disappear
10% daily chance of a random system malfunction
20% daily chance of a random item malfunction
For any given assignment, 20% increased chance of failure, 10% increased chance of disaster
Will occasionally insert himself into an active space or ground slot
Effectiveness of all Caitian and Feresan BOFFs and DOFFs reduced by 20%
Pet cats from the DR Lockboxes may disappear without warning
Grants access to "Different Ways to Skin a Cat" cookbook
Opens various cat recipe DOFF assignments
Grants Exasperation: Your character's mental acuity is reduced by 10%
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:P
LOL, indeed.