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mustrumridcully0mustrumridcully0 Member Posts: 12,963 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Ten Forward
Any sentence starting like this doesn't make sense in Star Trek, since we don't use money in the future, or at least not Dollars and Cents.

So, what would people say instead?

"If I had a mark in my Bat'leth for every time a Klingon questioned my honor because of my Starfleet career, I could brush my hair with it" - Worf

"If I had a slip of Latinum for every time someone accused me of fraud or cheating, I would own half a moon!" - Cousin Galen
"But don't you own an entire moon, Cousin?" - Rom
"You think I commit fraud just for a single slip of latinum?" - Cousin Galen.


Any other ideas?
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  • sannia1sannia1 Member Posts: 46 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Cliches often last longer than their context.

    It's also established in canon that cliches regarding money have lasted to atleast the 23rd century, since Kirk told Scotty he "Earned his pay" several times. (Practically, it's because the whole "money doesn't exist in the future" thing first came about in Star Trek IV. When the show was running, people just assumed the characters were getting paid.)

    I wouldn't think about that too much. If you really think about it, Federation society has two types of people: those with real jobs (Starfleet, Scientific Institutes, Government positions, etc.) and those with either no job or an incredibly obsolete one (like a grape farmer using hand tools). The people in the practical jobs work for status rather than money, ie the Ensign wants to one day become an Admiral, so that makes sense. Regardless, there are enough resources on hand that everyone can have pretty much whatever they need no matter what their status is.

    In short, it's a government dictatorship that just keeps people happy on replicated bread and holographic circuses, and is one energy crises away from being complete and total tyranny.

    Like the warp core which goes faster than the speed of light violates presently known laws of physics, the society which is supposed to have learned from future human experience actually violates current human experience.

    But the Federation is supposed to be the good guys, so don't think about it too much.
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited November 2014
    We still say things like 'putting the cart in front of the horse' despite having cars now, or 'earn your shilling' despite decimalisation.
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  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,966 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Point of order: Earth doesn't use money, not the whole Federation. Therefore it's perfectly reasonable for Eleya, who is Bajoran (phekk'ta humanocentrists) to say the following sentence in The Wrong Reflection chapter two:
    Theoretically it’s impossible to have an accident with every air vehicle in the city fully computer-piloted, but if I had a credit for every time the phrase “theoretically impossible” was juxtaposed with some version of “oh, phekk”, I could retire.
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  • mustrumridcully0mustrumridcully0 Member Posts: 12,963 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    If I had a slip of latinum everytime someone misinterpreted the purpose of my thread...
    *counting*
    ... I would had two slips of latinum.
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  • lunastolunasto Member Posts: 774 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    reyan01 wrote: »
    If I were given Zen every time someone used the word "Compensation" on the forums....

    "Compensation!" ...your welcome. ;)
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  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,769 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    if i had a multidimensional transporter device for every afk i'd be terran emperor by now
  • nyniknynik Member Posts: 1,628 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    If I had 5,000 wrappages of Cardassian yamok sauce every time Broik was left in charge of ordering, I'd trade them for 100 gross of self-sealing stem bolts which I might get lucky with and trade for seven tessipates of land on Bajor, which perhaps I could then shift for five bars of gold pressed latinum.
  • kestrelliuskestrellius Member Posts: 462 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Yeah the Federation totally uses money. The whole "lolz we don't know how economics work" thing is just something they say to be pretentious.
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    If I had a cent for every time someone said "if I had a [valuable object/unit of currency] I'd [be in a good situation]," I'd be rich.
  • virusdancervirusdancer Member Posts: 18,687 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    If I had a /facepalm for every thread created in Ten Forward...

    Did Archer ever /facepalm? I know the other captains did, but I can't remember if Archer did.
  • mustrumridcully0mustrumridcully0 Member Posts: 12,963 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    If I had a /facepalm for every thread created in Ten Forward...

    Did Archer ever /facepalm? I know the other captains did, but I can't remember if Archer did.

    A GIS reveals nothing.

    Err, I mean regarding Archer/Bakula facepalming. There are of course revealing pics on GIS, there always are.
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