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Server Hamsters: Have they been fed and watered?

dinkydr2dinkydr2 Member Posts: 61 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
So who wants to pitch in to feed the server hamsters? This is ridiculous, I'm getting knocked off every 10 minutes. Maybe we should just put the 6502 code back in, like it felt like in the Sakari sector, it was like an old Commodore 64 game -Move and wait, Shoot and wait.
"We seee many thingss, We seee new machiness on IX,
We seee a problemm withh House Atreideesss, We Seee a Problem withh Housse Harkonnenn"

Thank you, Frank Herbert!
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  • macroniusmacronius Member Posts: 2,526
    edited November 2014
    dinkydr2 wrote: »
    So who wants to pitch in to feed the server hamsters? This is ridiculous, I'm getting knocked off every 10 minutes. Maybe we should just put the 6502 code back in, like it felt like in the Sakari sector, it was like an old Commodore 64 game -Move and wait, Shoot and wait.

    Exchange is incredibly slow too. Have to say that Cryptic is doing it is usual bang up job. :rolleyes:
    "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."

    - Judge Aaron Satie
  • shadowwraith77shadowwraith77 Member Posts: 6,395 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    They have been notably replaced with server sloths, yes that's right sloths are now at the wheel.
    tumblr_nq9ec3BSAy1qj6sk2o2_500_zpspkqw0mmk.gif


    Praetor of the -RTS- Romulan Tal Shiar fleet!

  • daqheghdaqhegh Member Posts: 1,490 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    macronius wrote: »
    Exchange is incredibly slow too. Have to say that Cryptic is doing it is usual bang up job. :rolleyes:

    Usual, indeed.

    I've never actually said this before, but I actually want the game to die. It's lost its soul.
    My Old Blog about things that could and should have been added when I wrote it. Not sure what I want to do with it now. I'll just keep it available now that most of it is outdated.
  • p4hajujup4hajuju Member Posts: 214 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Doom! DOOM! I tell you.

    Now that that's out of the way, there seems to be a little dc-problem again tonight.

    They should really start feeding the hamsters/tribbles more.
    Galavant!
    "Use Temporal Skills to NERF EVERYTHING before it happened!" -Unknown source.
  • lordkhoraklordkhorak Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    I have spent many, many years genetically engi-.....breeding.....a special new form of hamster specifically for use in the modern servers of today! Regular hamsters aren't good enough!

    What you need are my three hundred pound, human sized GIGANSTERS™! A single one can power an entire MMO! A pair could run it in shifts for maximum GIGANSTER™ efficiency! And may inadvertently result in the ability to run two or three more MMO's if you keep them together! Buy Dr Khorak's GIGANSTERS™ today! Keep up with the demands of modern server technology!

    Reports of several GIGANSTERS™ escaping our secure pens are false. Allegations that they are extremely ravenous, carnivorous, and may be behind over a dozen disappearances within mere days of this so-called escape are also false. Dr Khorak takes these allegations very seriously, and is reviewing legal options to counter what is certainly a scurrilous attempt to undermine the sales of GIGANSTERS™ due to their obvious superiority over competing server hamster varieties.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • dinkydr2dinkydr2 Member Posts: 61 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Koala's required for Koality work. As sub commanders to the Gigansters of course!;)
    "We seee many thingss, We seee new machiness on IX,
    We seee a problemm withh House Atreideesss, We Seee a Problem withh Housse Harkonnenn"

    Thank you, Frank Herbert!
  • saddakarsaddakar Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftk6OOMO6MA

    Server Hamsters have crashed.
  • shadowwraith77shadowwraith77 Member Posts: 6,395 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    saddakar wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftk6OOMO6MA

    Server Hamsters have crashed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIVtGS3-dk

    This one is to go along with yours.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxKYo1kM0o4

    And, here is one, when they are on a slow day!
    tumblr_nq9ec3BSAy1qj6sk2o2_500_zpspkqw0mmk.gif


    Praetor of the -RTS- Romulan Tal Shiar fleet!

  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Feed them?

    TRIBBLE I thought it was Feed them to Tribble.
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