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  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    (Happy birthday Worffan. Godzilla came out on DVD today too so... get a copy for yourself?)

    *Deadpan look*
    You just sounded like a Pakled for a minute there...

    Now please get off my ship before I kick you in the one place I won't hurt myself on. I am not looking for another diplomatic incident while I'm over there talking to Kuntel's parents. I've got enough problems as it is by just being a Trill.

    (Oh, for sure. I have the original, in the Japanese version, I absolutely MUST have the remake.

    Is it better than that godforsaken 1998 fake Godzilla?)

    How can I cause a diplomatic incident? I have Cookies of Ba'al (tm)!

    Want one?

    *munches cookie*

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    If you eat any more, you'll get fat and no one wants a fat Grand Vizier.

    *Raises a hand from the edge of the bed, gesturing with it.*

    Now please! Get off the ship, I want to sleep a little bit more....
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *growls and slams his fists on the chair's armrests, using the force to propel him to a standing position*

    damn it, i have to do everything myself!

    *apparates directly to jade's quarters, directly above worffan*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    (MUCH better. In fact... Legendary did an excelent job at keeping the Big G true to form. Also... I consider the 98 Godzilla a misidentification, thus allowing for Zilla to exist alongside Godzilla.)

    Cookies don't fix everything worffan.

    Are you familiar with the Earth saying "Hell hath no fury"?

    I'm sure you can guess what the rest of it is... because there's a rather pissed off woman standing right in front of you.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Oh sh*t! Take cover!

    *Rolls under bed.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    (MUCH better. In fact... Legendary did an excelent job at keeping the Big G true to form. Also... I consider the 98 Godzilla a misidentification, thus allowing for Zilla to exist alongside Godzilla.)

    Cookies don't fix everything worffan.

    Are you familiar with the Earth saying "Hell hath no fury"?

    I'm sure you can guess what the rest of it is... because there's a rather pissed off woman standing right in front of you.
    (I loved Final Wars soooooooooooooooo much...)

    Uh...should I run now?
    kuntel wrote: »
    Oh sh*t! Take cover!

    *Rolls under bed.*

    Running now.

    *beams out*

    *coms cut in*

    Hail Ba'al!
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *just then, 294 pounds of solid muscled werewolf drop like a rock on top of worffan, sending his cookies flying all over the room*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Shadow sees Jade, with nothing but a blanket around her*

    *Deadpan look*
    Since when was my quarters considered public property?
    66998372863950ee98cf7da9786e2ea9-db80k0m.png
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Rolls back out from under the bed.*

    Is he gone? Can we go back to bed?
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *moans and picks himself up*

    since your comm system seems to be broken...that portal isn't going to stay open forever - they aren't stable

    *places a paw on his lower back*

    oww...
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Oh, right. Portals...

    *Lays down.*

    Zilla, just tell Tala to fly through it. It'll be fine...

    *Yawns.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    i tried to hail tala several minutes ago to tell her to come tell you to stop breeding like rabbits and come to the bridge...when i didn't get a response, i came directly here
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Deadpan look*
    ...
    ...

    Fine... I'll get dressed...







    You mind?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *shakes head*

    no

    *eyes widen in comprehension*

    oh oh oh! right, yeah...i'll just...head back to my ship

    *apparates away*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Damn it, I can't get anymore sleep. I am so going to freeze her then dump her into a volcano." as Rose gets out of bed.

    Looks around trying to find somemthing that looks like a refrigerator.

    "Oh great computer, where is the fridge at?"

    "there is not one in these quarters, only the kitchens, captian's and flag officer quarters have refrigerators"

    "then how am i supposed to get a glass of water to drink?"

    "the replicator"

    "the replicator? and where is this replicator?"

    "Behind you, recessed into the wall."

    Walks to the wall, and sees the recessed area. "So now what?"

    "You asks what you want to have and it will replicate it in anything you specify, within parameters specified by..."

    "Yeah, yeah, i get it Navy regulations. Ok, 60 degree cup of water."

    Said cup materializes and Ice grabs it and immediately drops in on the ground.

    "Owi thats hot. Computer that wasn't 60 degrees. more like 160 degrees."

    "That was what you specified"

    "Let me guess, you use Metric system, don't you?"

    "Yes"

    "Grr,"

    Rose goes into the bathroom to help dry her hands out, and looks at the shower. It has 3 TRIBBLE but only one showerhead.

    "Whats up with the shower, Computer?"

    "it is a combination water and sonic shower. You are in guest quarters usually assigned to senior officer and senior enlisted personnel, this luxury that normal crew quarters do not have."

    "Sonic shower? that sounds bad."

    "It is quiet effective."

    "I'll just use the normal shower. After all, I smell bad right now"

    "Ah, Computer, can you leave a message to Captian Krystal that at her earliest convenience I would like to speak to her. It is somewhat important, but it not drop whatever you doing cuase we have to save the world important."

    "Message sent."

    "Now, lets hope this shower doesn't spit our red water." shakes her head "thats woudl be par for the course."
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Grumbles.*

    I was about ro rip his balls off when he said 'no'...

    *Stands up, still lacking any form of clothing himself, and walks toward a dresser.*

    Might as well get dressed too...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Rose ends up activiating the Sonic Shower*
    ***
    *Gets dressed, gets the message, and sighs*
    Figures... duty calls.

    Get some rest Kuntel. I guess I got things to take care of.
    *Heads to the bridge first, gets the Lexington into the rift and sends a message making sure they know the Lexington is friendly. That done, heads to the guest quarters*
    66998372863950ee98cf7da9786e2ea9-db80k0m.png
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Sighs and lands on the couch. Lays there for a while, then notices a Jakob-ish impression in it.*

    *Smiles.*

    Three kids... two boys, one girl.

    God, I hope I can help 'Zilla. I'm such a horrible people person... and children hate me.

    *Sighs and turns on the viewer, getting absorbed in mindless programs.*
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *sends his own message through the portal letting the AHE fleet on the other side know that an additional ship will be accompanying the lexington, then orders the helm to set course following the starfleet vessel*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Ok, that isnt what i want."
    Rose can't figure out how to get it to work.

    "Fine, be that way."
    Walks out of the bathroom into her quarters. Gathers and puts some clothes. Blue button down baseball jersey saying "Braves", jean shorts, white socks and ols tennis shoes.

    "Computer, which way to the mess hall."
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *The door chimes, indicating someone is on the other side*
    66998372863950ee98cf7da9786e2ea9-db80k0m.png
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (jumps back form the door)

    "What the hell? oh, its a door chime. "

    "How the hell do i open the door, computer."

    "Open, or enter or come."

    "Oh, okay. Let them in."

    (door opens)
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    *Finds Captain Jade standing out side the door, in a clean Sierra 1 uniform*

    You wanted to talk?
    66998372863950ee98cf7da9786e2ea9-db80k0m.png
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    OOC: Might jump out early tonight. Tablet's acting a little funny...
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    (startled that the Captain is infront of her.)

    "Yes, I would. First, I would like to thank you and your crew for the generous hospitality you have shown me. It is refreshing to see that one isn't treated as a threat when they appear in strange circumstances."

    "Second, I was able to determine that the portal that i entered is still able to be used for a return trip for another 5-7 days. After that, trying to send anyone through might not be wise."

    "Thirdly, someone named Asheratu, thru my sleep wanted to make sure that Ba'al knew she was still around. And, at least to her, all she did was infect the 15 million, not kill them, that was Ba'al's doing. She said it was a move on the game, and that Ba'al took a sledgehammer to it."

    "Fourthly, is there a Dummies to Federation book somewhere aroung here. I can't get the shower to work right..."
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member Posts: 55,676 Community Moderator
    edited September 2014
    First... you're welcome.

    Second... I guess that's a good thing?

    Third... overkill... why am I not surprised?

    And fourth... Let me guess... you ended up with the Sonic setting? Try the TRIBBLE that shows a dot spray instead of the waves.
    66998372863950ee98cf7da9786e2ea9-db80k0m.png
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out a Delta Pack, Temporal Pack, and Gamma Pack
    The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Ba'al says that "Asheratsu" does not exist to his knowledge.

    So either my boss is lying, which is impossible; I know him like the back of my hand and First Prime Teal'c was with me, and First Prime Teal'c is like a living lie detector--or we're dealing with the actual, original, Semitic deity Ba'al.

    In which case we're f*cked.

    Hail Ba'al!
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    worffan101 wrote: »
    Ba'al says that "Asheratsu" does not exist to his knowledge.

    So either my boss is lying, which is impossible; I know him like the back of my hand and First Prime Teal'c was with me, and First Prime Teal'c is like a living lie detector--or we're dealing with the actual, original, Semitic deity Ba'al.

    In which case we're f*cked.

    Hail Ba'al!
    *Cough Cough*

    Voice: F*cked.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "The portal isn't open now, its a residual signature. Kind of like a contrail of an airplane. It's a simple spell to reopen. Something happened back in Lilitu's lair that isn't adding up and I'd want to go back and see if i can piece the puzzle together. But entering that place alone, well, it's better to bring others along. My combat suit needs another 48 hours recharge, so i guess you are stuck with an incarnate powered 20th century woman for that long." as Rose smiles weakliy.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 36,966 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *meanwhile, the lexington approaches the exit terminus of the dimensional rift, followed closely behind by the night's embrace*
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
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