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Patch notes?

rustiswordzrustiswordz Member Posts: 824 Arc User
edited April 2014 in Star Trek Online General Discussion
Seem to be missing for today unless I'm going mad. :P
Monkey see, Monkey do. Monkey flings Feathered Monkey poo... :D
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  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    You had to go there didn't you. Well the wooden spoon awards for today goes to........ ;)
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Read the Server maintenance post.

    No patch notes since no patch is being applied.


    However, brace yourself: "Server Stability Updates". And since you are around at least since 2012, you should know how those patches end.
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  • rustiswordzrustiswordz Member Posts: 824 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    decronia wrote: »
    You had to go there didn't you. Well the wooden spoon awards for today goes to........ ;)

    Smacks myself with wooden spoon. ;P
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  • jslynjslyn Member Posts: 1,790 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rustiswordz wrote: »
    Smacks myself with wooden spoon. ;P



    Ooo! Me next!

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  • grazyc2#7847 grazyc2
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    edited April 2014
    O MY GOD !!! They gonna reset the servers, that means restart STO 4 times after that a lot off server is not responding then you kicked out 16 times and after that you come down here to read about BACON and cheese sandwich :P
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  • jslynjslyn Member Posts: 1,790 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kirk2390 wrote: »
    O MY GOD !!! They gonna reset the servers, that means restart STO 4 times after that a lot off server is not responding then you kicked out 16 times and after that you come down here to read about BACON and cheese sandwich :P


    I insist that my bacon and cheese sandwiches have tomato.
  • sunfranckssunfrancks Member Posts: 3,925 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    jslyn wrote: »
    I insist that my bacon and cheese sandwiches have tomato.


    Heresy!! Say no to TOMATO!!
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  • wast33wast33 Member Posts: 1,855 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    sunfrancks wrote: »
    Heresy!! Say no to TOMATO!!

    or just nerf cherries to become vegetables, i'd be fine with that :rolleyes:
  • edgecrysgeredgecrysger Member Posts: 2,740 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    What.. so again another week without even a little 1 useless bug fix?? lol, good job cryptic you keep getting this game better and better ^^
  • bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    He did say there would be a "small Stability patch" ... That's "Cryptic Speak" (TM) for stealth nerf ... You were warned right here ...

    <grabs popcorn>
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  • rustiswordzrustiswordz Member Posts: 824 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kirk2390 wrote: »
    O MY GOD !!! They gonna reset the servers, that means restart STO 4 times after that a lot off server is not responding then you kicked out 16 times and after that you come down here to read about BACON and cheese sandwich :P

    As the creator of this thread i DEMAND my BACON SANDWICH. NOW! (Throws wooden spoons) :P
    Monkey see, Monkey do. Monkey flings Feathered Monkey poo... :D
  • eisenw0lfeisenw0lf Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rustiswordz wrote: »
    Seem to be missing for today unless I'm going mad. :P

    After a long debate at Cryptic HQ the Devs came out with a statement yesterday in which they dismissed all claims of bugs in STO and declared that everything is working as intended. Furthermore the CEO of PWE also expressed his sincerest gratitute to STOs playerbase for their continued support in funding the People's Liberation Army of China.
  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,582 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    rustiswordz wrote: »
    Seem to be missing for today unless I'm going mad. :P

    No patch, no notes. Just maintenance.
    This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
  • tyranthraxisiityranthraxisii Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    edgecrysger wrote: »
    What.. so again another week without even a little 1 useless bug fix?? lol, good job cryptic you keep getting this game better and better ^^

    Actually, in my experience, The Less Cryptic does every week, the better the game seems to be afterwards LOL
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  • tyranthraxisiityranthraxisii Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    eisenw0lf wrote: »
    After a long debate at Cryptic HQ the Devs came out with a statement yesterday in which they dismissed all claims of bugs in STO and declared that everything is working as intended. Furthermore the CEO of PWE also expressed his sincerest gratitute to STOs playerbase for their continued support in funding the People's Liberation Army of China.

    yea.....this was taken yesterday.....
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    "Working as intended"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=TREQGl54BU8&feature=endscreen
    I thought WoW's forums had angry elitist snobs, but I never could have imagined the level STO forums has.:confused:
  • tyranthraxisiityranthraxisii Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    They are only adding the coding for the Skant. It was so easy, they felt it unnecessary to make patchnotes for it.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=TREQGl54BU8&feature=endscreen
    I thought WoW's forums had angry elitist snobs, but I never could have imagined the level STO forums has.:confused:
  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    bendalek wrote: »
    He did say there would be a "small Stability patch" ... That's "Cryptic Speak" (TM) for stealth nerf ... You were warned right here ...

    <grabs popcorn>

    I thought it was cryptic speak for crashes, server down and rubber banding. :D
  • kimmymkimmym Member Posts: 1,317 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    It's already started.

    Before the patch I swear my torps went .05% slower then average.

    I didn't measure it because I was so enraged at this change and so sure of myself that I logged out to complain right away.

    It must be this maintenance that hasn't happened yet. They are out to nerf every last one of us until we quit in frustration I tell you! They won't be happy until they have driven every last one of us paying customers away!
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  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kimmym wrote: »
    It's already started.

    Before the patch I swear my torps went .05% slower then average.

    I didn't measure it because I was so enraged at this change and so sure of myself that I logged out to complain right away.

    It must be this maintenance that hasn't happened yet. They are out to nerf every last one of us until we quit in frustration I tell you! They won't be happy until they have driven every last one of us paying customers away!

    /pass paper bag, breath slowly
    /hands drink of relatively decent strength.:D
  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kirk2390 wrote: »
    O MY GOD !!! They gonna reset the servers, that means restart STO 4 times after that a lot off server is not responding then you kicked out 16 times and after that you come down here to read about BACON and cheese sandwich :P

    Animal. Contaminating a perfectly good bacon sandwich with cheese? Abomination! :P
  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    aloishammer wrote: »
    Animal. Contaminating a perfectly good bacon sandwich with cheese? Abomination! :P

    Try it with a decent mature cheddar not those "cheeses" slices. I won't even insult the name of cheeses with those things so they get the "" treatment.;)

    Now I am off to try this bacon bowl maker I got from the pound shop.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    decronia wrote: »
    Try it with a decent mature cheddar not those "cheeses" slices. I won't even insult the name of cheeses with those things so they get the "" treatment.;)

    Now I am off to try this bacon bowl maker I got from the pound shop.
    Real men eat Pepper Jack.

    I just wish I could buy a version of pepper jack in grocery stores made with Habanero. :D
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  • platewearingbirdplatewearingbird Member Posts: 455 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    kirk2390 wrote: »
    O MY GOD !!! They gonna reset the servers, that means restart STO 4 times after that a lot off server is not responding then you kicked out 16 times and after that you come down here to read about BACON and cheese sandwich :P

    Patch noes for April 10, 2014:

    - Bacon and Cheese sandwich has been removed from the forums and replaced with a recipe for Ham and Pineapple pizza.
  • thecosmic1thecosmic1 Member Posts: 9,365 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    markhawkman wrote: »
    Real men eat Pepper Jack.

    I just wish I could buy a version of pepper jack in grocery stores made with Habanero. :D
    Pepper Jack with Habanero? I had Sriracha sauce on my Subway yesterday and my testicles have still not descended from retracting to under my kidneys. :D
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  • questeriusquesterius Member Posts: 8,582 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    thecosmic1 wrote: »
    Pepper Jack with Habanero? I had Sriracha sauce on my Subway yesterday and my testicles have still not descended from retracting to under my kidneys. :D

    Americans could not make proper cheese if their lives depended on it. The idea of peppers for flavor is interesting though.
    This program, though reasonably normal at times, seems to have a strong affinity to classes belonging to the Cat 2.0 program. Questerius 2.7 will break down on occasion, resulting in garbage and nonsense messages whenever it occurs. Usually a hard reboot or pulling the plug solves the problem when that happens.
  • decroniadecronia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    thecosmic1 wrote: »
    Pepper Jack with Habanero? I had Sriracha sauce on my Subway yesterday and my testicles have still not descended from retracting to under my kidneys. :D

    Well.......erm........I'm.....what......sorry...... Nope lost for words just going to have to use emoticon: :eek:
  • aloishammeraloishammer Member Posts: 3,294 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    Obligatory, has to be done:

    Patch notes are OP, plz nerf.
  • bendalekbendalek Member Posts: 1,781 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    decronia wrote: »
    I thought it was cryptic speak for crashes, server down and rubber banding. :D

    No, no no ... Cryptic speak for those is "We're unable to reproduce the issue consistently"
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited April 2014
    questerius wrote: »
    Americans could not make proper cheese if their lives depended on it. The idea of peppers for flavor is interesting though.
    Pepper Jack is Monterey Jack but with bits of diced pepper mixed into it. The store bought kind is only moderately spicy, but delicious.
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