Dear sirs, or mams or something else!
Now it's your turn...
Greetlings lower human beings. I speak of a group of so called "political refugees" ( 4 epic players )that seek shelters in a warm, social and cousy....fleet.
We are really upset that we havn't recived an invitation to any decents fleets so we are giving you a second chance to hire us.
About us.
We are 4 people that just joined this game after been thrown out from all other games.
Our main strenght is tip over cows and chase sheeps.
We enjoy large fleet drinking games and perhaps a pretty woman or two, if not, a less uglier one. (An old hag will do and in worst case, just send a guy in a wig...)
We are heavly focused on alchol, teamplaying and
BIG explosions.
We have been playing together for waay to long and we are starting to hate each other. Can you please accept us so we can we spread the hate to someone else?
*WARNING* If you accept us, more of our kind might follow. And they are even worse...
Your new gaming time are GMT+1 so we dont have to go thru all this BS with adapting ( because we fail at that. )
Our reputations in other games are well known. People mention us alot ( mostly when adults tell scary bedtime stories to their youngsters). Other use us as an example when they mention social failures.
Theese are a few sentances that other had said about us:
?Drunken swedes never change...Btw! I need drunken swedes to sink!
?The drunker he gets the better he gets, then he gets too drunk and just dies ...
?Their sometime drunken PvP evenings have become a legend in Roberts French lore
?Pleaze ztop j?mping at ze d??r. ( French accent )
?What the h**l is TRIBBLE doing. -" He's drunk and fell asleep"
?What's that's noice? -"Omg, he forgot to turn off the headset when he went to the bathroom!"
Our promotion video that failed in another game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_79NIh1AsY
We were highly respected on that game server and well known for our epic failure tactics. We are heavly focused on PvE, PvP, RvR and fighting our internal demons.
Please contact one of us to discuss our terms for an arrangement.
Character's name Zad@zadv1
Character's name Zyntax@Corpsemarket
Character's name Oechra@team6se
Character's name Zladden@zladden
ps.
We still havnt recived any invite.. Hurry up!
Comments
If you dont mind Joining a smaller fleet, 7th MACO would be happy to take you guys on board! Your definitely our kind of player/s and we think you would fit right in!
if you want to take a look at our site & recruitment thread feel free:
Recruitment Thread
Website
We have about 30+ Active members and are fairly new, however our players are there for the fun really! We also have a KDF Sister Fleet - 7th Homour Guard!
Hope to see an application!!
We are a UK based fleet with a good jovial group of players mainly from the UK but members from Northern Europe, Canada & US and Aus.... We like to have a laugh and a joke whilst playing. We have been known to consume Alcohol whilst piloting our ships although success in STF deteriorates as the Levels rise........
The fleet stuff... starbase is tier 2, embassy is tier 2 the mine is tier 2 soon to be tier 3 and the spire is tier 1. we have store access at a reasonable level and will help you with whatever you need (if it is within our power). We run regular events and competitions.
We use Teamspeak for voice coms. All we ask is that you have fun, it is your game and you participate as much as you like.... Drop me a line in game T'Moro@krilldarn...
I wanted to persuade you to consider the Canadian Federation that PJLietz1 (just above me) mentioned in his post. I'm the guy in the dress he mentioned that will welcome you but don't worry, I'm hot. I too am a political refugee by way of the USA of which I'm ashamed to say. The Canadians welcomed myself and a few other refugees from my old fleet with lots of drinking and swearing. I love playing with these guys and they keep it fun and drunk (or I keep it drunk, I can't remember). I'm just not sure why they boot me from voice-chat when I sing Celine Dion. As the Captain of the USS WhipsNChains I'll done my wig and welcome your group...appropriately. I recommend an appointment with the clinic after. Hope to welcome you under the ever drunken Maple Leaf but come your with shields up and torpedoes loaded! :P
By the way, thank you for your furniture and amazing cars.
3 words from me:
I like you, The 1st Fleet is ready for you guys to join us anytime you see fit...
Send me a mail, @comrademoco
alright i'll admit that's a bit more that 3 words.. but you get the point!!
It was really hard for us to decide but it was the guy in wig who made us ( or at least one of us ) decide that they was the guild we were looking for.
If you see us ingame, send us a hello or something.. We dont bite.. at least not much.
Thanks for your offers!
/Z