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Why? Really, you should be asking, "Why Not?"

thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
thunderfoot#5163
 Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
edited December 2013 in Ten Forward
You'd better not pout.
You'd better not cry.
Acting with honor.
I'm telling you why.
Kahless Claus is coming to town!

He's making a fist,
Checking it twice.
Gonna knock out who's naughty not nice.
Kahless Claus is coming to town!

He keeps an extra Pain Stick
Beside him in his sleigh.
He used it once on Starfleet
They all fainted dead away!

With lots of bat'leths,
And kegs of bloodwine.
Honor Day on Qo'noS is gonna be fine!
Kahless Claus is coming to town!

The Nausicaans and Klingons,
Will have a jubilee.
They're gonna brawl in a free for all
All around the Honor Tree

You'd better not pout.
You'd better not cry.
Acting with honor.
I'm telling you why.
Kahless Claus is coming,
Kahless Claus is coming,
Kahless Claus is coming,
To town!

Merry Christmas! :D
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
Post edited by thunderfoot#5163 on

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  • philipclaybergphilipclayberg Member Posts: 1,680
    edited December 2013
    lol ... other possible Klingon carol titles:

    O Little Barge to Stovokor
    We Three KDFs (of Qo'noS are)
    The Twelve Deeds of Kahless
    Deck the Feds with Bat'leths of Honor
    Kahless (to the tune of "Noel")
    Stovokor Fight (to the tune of "Silent Night")

    That's all I can think of.
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Roonak the green nosed Rommie
    Had a very shiny nose.
    And when Elachi saw it,
    They would say it really glows.

    All of the other Rommies,
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Roonak
    Join in any Eepohh games.

    Then one foggy Christmas Eve
    Vreenak came to say,
    I know that you're on Sisko's take,
    That nose of yours, well, It's a Faaake!

    Now all the Rommies hate him
    'Cause of all the rhinoplasty
    Roonak the green nosed Rommie
    Run before you're history!
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Freggy the Ferengi was a jolly miserly soul,
    With giant ears and a croissant nose, and a heart as black as coal.

    Freggy the Ferengi, is a [Bleep]ing jerk, they say.
    He was made of bile, but the Federation knows he came to sell one day.
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"

    -Leonard Nimoy, RIP
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Lol. Priceless.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • zavvy1zavvy1 Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    ro' jatlhmoH,
    'oH checking cha'logh.
    vIwovrupmoH knock 'Iv naughty not nice.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    DuywI' 'oy' DuDwI' pol
    beside qaStaHvIS sleigh ghaH.
    'oH lo' ghaH wa'logh 'ejyo'
    fainted Hoch chaH Heghpu' Ha'!

    nIvbogh bat'leths,
    Iw HIq kegs je.
    chay'pen batlh jaj qo'nos maj!
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    nausicaans 'ej, tlhInganpu'.
    jubilee ghaj.
    brawl qaStaHvIS tlhab Hoch ghoS chaH
    Hoch around batlh Sor

    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    veng SuvwI'!
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    zavvy1 wrote: »
    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    ro' jatlhmoH,
    'oH checking cha'logh.
    vIwovrupmoH knock 'Iv naughty not nice.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    DuywI' 'oy' DuDwI' pol
    beside qaStaHvIS sleigh ghaH.
    'oH lo' ghaH wa'logh 'ejyo'
    fainted Hoch chaH Heghpu' Ha'!

    nIvbogh bat'leths,
    Iw HIq kegs je.
    chay'pen batlh jaj qo'nos maj!
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    nausicaans 'ej, tlhInganpu'.
    jubilee ghaj.
    brawl qaStaHvIS tlhab Hoch ghoS chaH
    Hoch around batlh Sor

    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    veng SuvwI'!

    In perfect thlIngan Hohl, no less! Awesome!
  • starswordcstarswordc Member Posts: 10,966 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Translation, please?
    "Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
    — Sabaton, "Great War"
    VZ9ASdg.png

    Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    starswordc wrote: »
    Translation, please?
    He took what I posted previously and wrote it in Klingon. Some of the concepts and words don't match exactly. And, we currently don't have a complete English - tlhIngan Hohl translation dictionary. Which is why some words are still in English. But I can guarantee this would be certain to make any tlhIngan, from bekk to Sa'Sogh, smile.

    @ zavvy1 - You Honor my House, Warrior. Thank you.
    Know this: Should you ever want my blade at your side, all you need do is ask and it will be so.

    On to new (monkey) business! :D
    We Hirogen have come from afar.
    To Hunt new Prey among your home stars
    Human. Klingon. Vulcan. Bolian.
    Hither and yon we scour.

    Oh Oh

    Tal Shiar sent us invites.
    Empress Sela said, "Alright."
    To Hunt we're needing, still proceeding.
    In perfect prey we take delight.

    Janeway gave us Holodeck men.
    They whipped our a**es time and again.
    Hunted us forever, ceasing never
    Even when we gave in.

    Oh Oh

    Tal Shiar sent us invites.
    Empress Sela said, "Alright."
    To Hunt we're needing, still proceeding.
    In perfect prey we take delight.
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    philipclayberg wrote: »
    lol ... other possible Klingon carol titles:

    O Little Barge to Stovokor
    We Three KDFs (of Qo'noS are)
    The Twelve Deeds of Kahless
    Deck the Feds with Bat'leths of Honor
    Kahless (to the tune of "Noel")
    Stovokor Fight (to the tune of "Silent Night")

    That's all I can think of.

    [Klingonphilipclayberg]"Bat'leth" means "Blade of Honor," so your song title would be "Deck the Feds with Blades of Honor of Honor."[/Klingonphilipclayberg]

    Hilarious stuff otherwise. :D
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    @ sander233 - Please don't be a buzz killer by going all grammatically correct on us in a make believe language which is spoken by a make believe race. Besides, the words fit the tune better the way he wrote it and the idea behind them is still funny.

    I started this thread as a way to poke a little seasonal fun at something I really like. Because I had a funny idea or two and I thought some of this was amusing enough to share with others.

    Oops! tl;dr alert!

    Short version - Dude! Lighten up! Puh-leeaassee! ;) Here, have another mug or three of bloodwine.

    And as for the rest of you lot...

    Oi! Where's your contributions to this? :D

    C'mon! Surely, mighty warriors such as you are have the ability to type out a joke on the InterWebs. Isn't it time we proved Q wrong by showing the petaQ that tlhInganpu' really do have a sense of humor? So get cracking!
    For honor and glory! For the Empire! For QeylIss!

    I know, I know! tlhIngan is the alternate spelling for Type A Personality. Everything turns into a contest! :rolleyes:
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Deck the hall with barrels of bodies,
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Deprive the Feds of their jollies!
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Don't forget to charge disruptors,
    Careful not to blast the rafters!
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)

    See the blazing targ before us,
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Strike the hour and join the chorus!
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Follow me to gory battle,
    Prepare yourselves before we travel.
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)

    Drink to all the old year bought us,
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Bring honour to your sons and daughters!
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Sing we drunken all together,
    Heedless of the wind and weather!
    (Fa la la la la la la la la!)
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    Now that's more like it!

    Awright! Awright! Thank you, Ryan218, for that lovely solo. Beautiful, Man! Beautiful! You rrock, Dude!
    Y'all give it up for Ryan218! I said, give it up! That's better, petaQ!

    For my next number, I'm gonna slow it down a bit. This one is a tale about that one love we've all had. You know the one. The one you're never, ever gonna get. No matter how hard you try. Ready boys? A one anna two anna...
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.

    I grind away, to earn a bit
    Then drop my Dil into an Empty Pit.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.

    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    So frustrated do you make me!
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    So frustrated do you make me!

    Every day, an endless grind,
    For Marks are few. And hard to find.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    So frustrated do you make me!

    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.

    Tier Five it is - a cruel mirage.
    I work harder here than my Real Life job.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.

    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.
    Oh Fleet Holdings, Oh Fleet Holdings!
    Thy numbers so unchanging.

    DISCLAIMER: No Fleet Marks or Dilithium were earned during the preceding performance. There is no way to exploit this forum post for Fleet Marks or Dilithium. Nor were any Projects advanced or completed.

    If feelings of anger, depression, frustration, and hopelessness persist every time you login, then you're just like the rest of us, my Brotha! :D
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    zavvy1 wrote: »
    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    ro' jatlhmoH,
    'oH checking cha'logh.
    vIwovrupmoH knock 'Iv naughty not nice.
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    DuywI' 'oy' DuDwI' pol
    beside qaStaHvIS sleigh ghaH.
    'oH lo' ghaH wa'logh 'ejyo'
    fainted Hoch chaH Heghpu' Ha'!

    nIvbogh bat'leths,
    Iw HIq kegs je.
    chay'pen batlh jaj qo'nos maj!
    veng SuvwI' paw qeylIS claus!

    nausicaans 'ej, tlhInganpu'.
    jubilee ghaj.
    brawl qaStaHvIS tlhab Hoch ghoS chaH
    Hoch around batlh Sor

    net poQbej wej pout SoH.
    net poQbej wej jach SoH.
    batlh vang.
    vanwIj qatlh.
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    Ha' qeylIS claus,
    veng SuvwI'!

    http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/thunderfoot006/STO%20lols%20and%20Stuff/QeylISSKlaus01_zpsb64d961c.jpg

    http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r6/thunderfoot006/STO%20lols%20and%20Stuff/QeylISSKlaus02_zps94b8ba9e.jpg

    :eek: OMG! He does exist! He's, he's...Real! Oh frabjous day! Halloo! Hallay! :eek:
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited December 2013
    thunderfoot006 wrote: »
    @ sander233 - Please don't be a buzz killer by going all grammatically correct on us in a make believe language which is spoken by a make believe race. Besides, the words fit the tune better the way he wrote it and the idea behind them is still funny.
    Sorry. That was meant to be a bit of a joke. You see, Clayberg tends to be a little pedantic with pointing his fellow fanfic writers abuses of the English language, so I thought I'd poke a little fun at him.


    Anyway, 'tis the season...
    O come, all ye warriors
    Klingon, Gorn, Ferasan
    O come, ye, O come ye to battle the Feds
    Come, and behead them, blast them with disruptor bolts
    O come let us behead them
    O come let us behead them
    O come let us behead them, those Federation dogs!
    16d89073-5444-45ad-9053-45434ac9498f.png~original

    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
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