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unangbangkayunangbangkay Member Posts: 10 Arc User
Anyone who's been playing STO long enough (or too long) lamented when Handsome Phaser Guy was taken off the front page and relegated to the banner and splash screen, replaced by Sexy Phaser Lady, who was in turn replaced by Sinister Plasma Romulan upon the launch of Legacy of Romulus.

Now the trio are joined on Tribble's Season 8 teaser screens by Noble Bat'leth Klingon, standing proudly with his Bat'leth and wondering whether he and other Bat'leth-wielding Klingons will ever get the cool "mini-lunge" the sword-users can use. And NO, he does NOT care that the hill he's standing on looks like it's about to EXPLODE, because HIS Vor'cha is in the LEAD of that formation in the background.

http://i.imgur.com/SFwGYor.jpg

All hail Noble Bat'leth Klingon!
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  • reginamala78reginamala78 Member Posts: 4,593 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    NBK doesn't need it. He's got a thousand year old sword, a hundred year old uniform, and a 50 year old ship, and NBK don't care!
  • shaanithegreenshaanithegreen Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    In true Romulan style, SPR seems to be standing slightly behind them, trying to decide which one to shoot in the back first.
  • unangbangkayunangbangkay Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    In true Romulan style, SPR seems to be standing slightly behind them, trying to decide which one to shoot in the back first.

    She's all "Punk-TRIBBLE Feds and Klinks, walking through MY Iconian gateway!"
  • griged32griged32 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    And high above them
    Lurking in the mists
    Is pissy grumpy lizard-man
    Hoping they all blow up and all stop looking cooler than him
    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    You forgot to mention the Voth guy in the upper left. :P
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  • griged32griged32 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    You forgot to mention the Voth guy in the upper left. :P

    *drum riff*
  • phoeniciusphoenicius Member Posts: 762 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    i just noticed the 3 ships, the vor'cha kinda feels a bit out of place with 2 new ships flying by it.
  • aaronh42aaronh42 Member Posts: 291 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    phoenicius wrote: »
    i just noticed the 3 ships, the vor'cha kinda feels a bit out of place with 2 new ships flying by it.

    That bothered me about the pic.

    I was like, woah that is cool....

    Then

    Wait, the Feds are in new uniforms flying new ships, the Romulans might as well be a new empire, but the Klingon, well he's wearing the same uniform (Ok, with some changes) from 50 years ago in a ship that is probably even older.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Hmm is see Phaser guy and plasma girl with Crazy Gowron eyed bat'leth klingon

    now where did T'TRIBBLE wander off to? :confused:
  • shaanithegreenshaanithegreen Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    aaronh42 wrote: »
    Wait, the Feds are in new uniforms flying new ships, the Romulans might as well be a new empire, but the Klingon, well he's wearing the same uniform (Ok, with some changes) from 50 years ago in a ship that is probably even older.

    "Klingons build things to last."

    And that's why we can have a T5 D7 and not a T5 Connie.
  • aleaicaleaic Member Posts: 352 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Klingons dont care about their ships! They care about their bloodwine, orions and songs! Oh and battle too...

    ...and a Voth City ship being blown up by a two century's old D7, would be SO ROFL for the klinks, and utterly embarrassing for the Voth.

    And T'whateverhernameis, is plotting with the Tal Shiar to snuff out the Rommie in the pic. You think they are so pacifist, until they don't get their bling time.
  • angrytargangrytarg Member Posts: 11,008 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I like the fed uniform HPG is wearing. Finally a piece of costume that fits the 25th century AGT and SFA uniform theme. It'd be great if they manage to upgrade NPCs to use those :)

    And Klingons don't need fancy new stuff. All I want is a Targ handling ground kit, otherwise I'm fine. Qa'Pla!
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  • assimilatedktarassimilatedktar Member Posts: 1,708 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    aaronh42 wrote: »
    That bothered me about the pic.

    I was like, woah that is cool....

    Then

    Wait, the Feds are in new uniforms flying new ships, the Romulans might as well be a new empire, but the Klingon, well he's wearing the same uniform (Ok, with some changes) from 50 years ago in a ship that is probably even older.

    I'm bothered that handsome phaser guy switched his Excalibur for an Avenger. I was afraid that might happen when I saw that they have the same turn rate. And the Vor'cha is the Klingon Galaxy-equivalent, just more awesome, Q'apla!
    "Klingons build things to last."

    And that's why we can have a T5 D7 and not a T5 Connie.

    Stupid excuse that doesn't work on handsome phaser guys Excalibur.
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    aleaic wrote: »

    And T'whateverhernameis, is plotting with the Tal Shiar to snuff out the Rommie in the pic. You think they are so pacifist, until they don't get their bling time.

    T'TRIBBLE

    And she has a better rack then plasma girl :D
  • beerxhyperbeerxhyper Member Posts: 676 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    T'TRIBBLE

    And she has a better rack then plasma girl :D

    pfft rpmtaataas has way better rack the t'fakeboobs romtaataas just needs hair style like the lor rom chick in the pic with the d'derick lol


  • timezargtimezarg Member Posts: 1,268
    edited October 2013
    And the Klingon is still the most badass-looking of the bunch. The armor, the bat'leth, the wristbands-with-blades. . .

    And yeah, the Vor'cha is in the lead of that attack group. Gonna show the Voth that KDF ain't nothin' to mess with.
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  • l30p4rdl30p4rd Member Posts: 334 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Ha ha the OP made a funny he/she used Noble in the same sentence as Klingon. Hilarious !
  • onyxheart1onyxheart1 Member Posts: 347 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    l30p4rd wrote: »
    Ha ha the OP made a funny he/she used Noble in the same sentence as Klingon. Hilarious !

    Yeah that would be the same as using 'Weak' and 'Pathetic' to describe Starfleet.....oh wait :P

    Qa'pla Noble Bat'leth Klingon! May you die well!
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  • allyoftheforceallyoftheforce Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    onyxheart1 wrote: »
    Yeah that would be the same as using 'Weak' and 'Pathetic' to describe Starfleet.....oh wait :P

    Qa'pla Noble Bat'leth Klingon! May you die first!

    Fixed that for ya.
  • griged32griged32 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I hope they release that Fed uniform... I wants it...

    But not as bad as I wants the new Klingon ship!!!
  • thlaylierahthlaylierah Member Posts: 2,987 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    It looks like the plan is for the Avenger and Romulan ship to be shielded/ obscured by the Vor'cha explosion.
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    beerxhyper wrote: »
    pfft rpmtaataas has way better rack the t'fakeboobs romtaataas just needs hair style like the lor rom chick in the pic with the d'derick lol

    Who cares if they are fake or not T'TRIBBLE has a nice rack and dont tell me if you didnt have the chance you would put your face inbetween them and....nvm :D
    l30p4rd wrote: »
    Ha ha the OP made a funny he/she used Noble in the same sentence as Klingon. Hilarious !

    Noble...klingon? BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :D

    Crazy Gowron eyed BATH'less klingon ftw :D
  • alexmakepeacealexmakepeace Member Posts: 10,633 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    griged32 wrote: »
    I hope they release that Fed uniform... I wants it...
    The uniform's not new. It's the Odyssey uniform (has nothing to do with the Odyssey cruiser). You buy it with fleet credit and dil from a fleet starbase of... at least tier 2, I think?
  • tksmittytksmitty Member Posts: 173 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I just can't wait to put the Voth in their proper place: Extinction.

    This galaxy only has enough room for ONE tyrant lizard race and that race is the Gorn. Saurians have "mamallian features" so they don't get counted as reptilian enough to be threat to us.
    Current ship/builds:
    KDF Tac: Bortasqu' Tactical
    Fed Tac: Fleet Gal-X

    Keep those big guns a-thunderin'
  • omegaphallicomegaphallic Member Posts: 101 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    I'd like to point out that the Gorn allies the Leathans are reptiles as well.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,596 Community Moderator
    edited October 2013
    Wait... wasn't T'TRIBBLE the smexy Vulcan Phaser Lady?
    And when did the Romulan chick become Sinister Plasma Lady or whatever you guys are calling her? I'd lean more towards Attractive Frontier Romulan or something along those lines. :D
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    So a Star Fleet officer, a Romulan Commander, and a Klingon Warrior have landed on a Voth world for a top-secret mission.

    The three are climbing up a hill, going through this nasty fog.. And as they get near the top, they come out of the fog, and the Star Fleet officer sees thousands of Dinosaurs, and Voth troops . He looks over at the Romulan and says, "Well, that makes me nervous." The Romulan says, "You think that's scary? When this is over, I have to go back down through that fog with the Klingon!"
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  • aveimperatoraveimperator Member Posts: 319 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    Poor rehash of a bad Mass Effect joke
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2013
    That joke was hilarious in Mass Effect
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,596 Community Moderator
    edited October 2013
    Burn on the Klingon! lol
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
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