I was looking at the various premade NPCs and I find the description for Elachi Lieutenant Scanner 01:
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!
He does look a little bit like a Dalek if you squint real hard...
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
yeah, i spent a long time reading some of them, i think the breen who isn't really a breen inside the suit is among my faves
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It's funny because they start our dry enough, but as you go through you can see whoever was originally catalog these get bored and started writing funny back stories for them.
Isn't there a Romulan female in the Foundry where they're discribed as "Someone once said she looks a lot like Empress Sela - that person hasn't been seen since"?
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Been trying to document them all on STOwiki here. I still have a long way to go, but it's coming along.
Some of those descriptions are hilarious. My personal favorite it "His mother wanted to name him Peter; fortunately for him, his father won that argument" for the Fek'Ihri Chieftain.
"Critics who say that the optimistic utopia Star Trek depicted is now outmoded forget the cultural context that gave birth to it: Star Trek was not a manifestation of optimism when optimism was easy. Star Trek declared a hope for a future that nobody stuck in the present could believe in. For all our struggles today, we haven’t outgrown the need for stories like Star Trek. We need tales of optimism, of heroes, of courage and goodness now as much as we’ve ever needed them." -Thomas Marrone
But there's also some thought-provoking ones; like the Jem'hadar that's described as having freed himself from Ketracel White...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Isn't there a Romulan female in the Foundry where they're discribed as "Someone once said she looks a lot like Empress Sela - that person hasn't been seen since"?
Yeah, and with the release of LoR that one got updated to match the new appearance of Sela.
The Jem'Hadar was probably a reference to Goran'agar
Been trying to document them all on STOwiki here. I still have a long way to go, but it's coming along.
Some of those descriptions are hilarious. My personal favorite it "His mother wanted to name him Peter; fortunately for him, his father won that argument" for the Fek'Ihri Chieftain.
thanks for the link, havent laughed that hard in awhile
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Check out my Foundry missions:
Standalone - The Great Escape - The Galaxy's Fair - Purity I: Of Denial - Return to Oblivion
Untitled Series - Duritanium Man - The Improbable Bulk - Commander Rihan
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Some of those descriptions are hilarious. My personal favorite it "His mother wanted to name him Peter; fortunately for him, his father won that argument" for the Fek'Ihri Chieftain.
"Critics who say that the optimistic utopia Star Trek depicted is now outmoded forget the cultural context that gave birth to it: Star Trek was not a manifestation of optimism when optimism was easy. Star Trek declared a hope for a future that nobody stuck in the present could believe in. For all our struggles today, we haven’t outgrown the need for stories like Star Trek. We need tales of optimism, of heroes, of courage and goodness now as much as we’ve ever needed them."
-Thomas Marrone
But there's also some thought-provoking ones; like the Jem'hadar that's described as having freed himself from Ketracel White...
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
The Jem'Hadar was probably a reference to Goran'agar
My character Tsin'xing
thanks for the link, havent laughed that hard in awhile