alright, so i was going through my Facebook history (just one of those general scans to kill any spam) and i came across a semi-old article stating that games like STO will become illegal in the USA next year. you can read it here:
http://www.p4rgaming.com/mmorpgs-now-classified-as-schedule-i-drug-by-us-government-due-to-addictive-properties/
so can the US government really do this?i hope not...... :mad:
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"Notch confirms Minecraft is meant to teach children how to use a gun"
Yeah. Legit website...
Look at some of the other articles on that site. It's clearly a spoof site like The Onion. It's kind of funny how many people fall for stuff like this heh.
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I thought DOOM was the one blamed for teaching children how to use weapons??
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I think Poe's Law makes websites like that legal.
I thought the DOOOOMMMMEEDDD thread implied the use of guns, but they really meant to say "puns".
There was a bizarre story recently where a kid got caught with a gun (unloaded and with the firing pin removed), tools, and knives in school. His father explained that he and his friends were using the guns to recreate scenes from Minecraft. The result was that in a week containing both a major shooting and a main series Grand Theft Auto release, all the major news networks spent a day talking about how Minecraft was driving kids to commit make believe violence.
In my day, Elmer Fudd and Yosemite Sam were teaching children how to use weapons.
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
It was Duke Nuke'em for me. Shooting fat little pigs with scantilly clad pole dancers when I was a child... ah those were the days.
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I thought that one was chainsawing children and puppies?
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
We were supposed to shoot the ducks? I was waiting for the dog to pop out of the grass... :eek:
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
What are you talking about? The person who taught me how to use a gun was a guy with a machine gun running across a screen. I was bad at the game, so I had to use a code to get myself more lives. :P
Wow, media will latch onto ANYTHING, won't they? I think they are getting desperate.
Right now, the US government cant even come to work, and its a totally bogus story anyway.
Totally man. I feel for you lay people over there.
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In my day it was the A-Team.:cool:
and if so would it cause some massive electrical discharge due to the sheer amount of people wearing tin foil hats? :eek: