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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • bohiapbohiap Member Posts: 535
    edited May 2013
    Saw this on Facebook

    Star Trek Online
    10 minutes ago
    Hello Everyone - We are still working to resolve the downtime issue, though unfortunately we are still unable to provide a concrete ETA. We will continually post updates until the issue is resolved.

    FACEBOOK?! Why would Branflakes not post here? Did they TRIBBLE it up so bad they can't post one their own website?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=fvwp&v=EKvCfan5mCc
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Hands off, page 100 is MINE! :P
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Personally, I think the server just knew I wanted to knock out some STFs and decided to crash just for spite.

    Just do what I do with all my stuff: give it a good whack with a bo staff!
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    But... but... IT'S PEOPLE!

    It's okay, it's an alternate dimension of people, they don't actually exist, yet. Wait for the transporter to kick in. You won't like the result though.
  • aoav160aoav160 Member Posts: 443 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Scanning resumes for consideration. One mentions Cryptic Studios. Throws in trash.
  • mikallvnvmikallvnv Member Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    frtoaster wrote: »
    No, they need to reroute power from the plasma manifold through the secondary EPS conduits.

    they could blow out half the deck if they do that, I don't have faith in these engineers
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,662 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Darmok and jilard at the river tomok.

    darmok punches jilard for building a dam.

    jilard punches darmok and screams it is not my fault it was the beaver we need to kill the beaver! and this will end!
    :D
  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    It would be amazing if this required a rollback to prior to today's patch :o
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  • kenlbenkenlben Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Mine, I called it first:P
  • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...

    Cruisin for a server crash?
  • godfearlessgodfearless Member Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    all i want to now is what do we get for your grate job on keeping the server up
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Wait, I know. Those silly bio-neural gel packs have a cold again.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • wardmattwardmatt Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Alright who beat BranFlakes in pvp. It made him rage turn off the servers. lol
    "We've Been Looking For The Enemy For Some Time Now. We've Finally Found Him. We're Surrounded. That Simplifies Things"
    - Lewis Burwell "chesty" Puller
    How Romulans Should Choose What Faction They Are In
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Telling you, its cuz they took the rewards out of the foundry, it just threw the game out of balance completely and crashed it.
  • elderdrake123elderdrake123 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The server is cloaked, the Cryptic team is hard at work with fire extinguishers and bags of flour trying to find it.

    Damn Romulans...
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...

    Name 2 companies that lose power and get stranded in Alabama?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • chriscox1701chriscox1701 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Have they tried reversing the polarity of something?
    Vice Admiral Christopher "C Two" Jackson Fee-Cox
    U.S.S. Chronos Heavy Escort Carrier
    =/\=
    jexsamx wrote: »
    Why does God need a starship?
    WBC: "To protest space gays!"
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...

    thats makes no sense, also your a girl flying an escort?

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    what happened to the servers? I bet its that Professor Moriaty guy. You know the one that makes starships rock by pulling an imaginary lever.
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Time to post again.

    I have nothing else to say... really. :D
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Every game has downtimes. Don't like it? Try playing solitaire and not falling asleep... Downtime! :eek:
  • vfr750fvfr750f Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Nooooooo!!!!
  • beelan79beelan79 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    We need more Jiggawatts in the flux capacitor!
  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...

    and you are a redhead to oh boy thats trouble !!!!
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Ok, get ready to shout microwave when we hit 1000 posts. :D
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • zetax1zetax1 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Almost over 1000 posts.
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    #99, here it comes...
    Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines!
  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic... Carnival...

    Carnival Diablos?
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