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  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    kreger151 wrote: »
    koflanm
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    Join Date: Apr 2013
    Posts: 3# 822 Servers Up!!
    Today, 06:43 PMReply With Quote Multi-Quote This Message Quick reply to this message
    Happy to report that servers are back up...



    Okay don't listen to me. Wish i could see the look on your face when i said that :-p



    ( ok ok that hurt ) lmao

    I actually check on it every so often.
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well, now. Can we get to Page 100 with this thread? :lol:
    Kkerp5u.jpg?1

    "No matter where you go...there you are."
  • mazel76mazel76 Member Posts: 21
    edited May 2013
    This just in from PWE: We found the reason why the servers are down. Seems a Dev was trying to use 100 keys to get a lockbox ship and failed. END RESULT.

    http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuBt63f2I78
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Can you offer some advice on how to stir-fry alternate dimensions?

    Yes! You take two quadrants and mix them together with a pulsar's amount of brown sugar mixed with Alpha Centauri's balsamic plasma. Once they are mixed into a fine sauce, you add the Gorn fillet and lightly sear until it becomes nice and flaky. Once that is done set to low impulse power, and mix in the soylent greens for extra texture. Cook on Borg plasma for ab out 15 minutes then enjoy. Be careful though, the last time I did that, the Big Bang happened in reverse.
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Alright, I'm off.

    Good night everypony and may the Sisters watch over you. :P
  • manileraimanilerai Member Posts: 28 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i'm not reading through 91+ pages to determine if anyone's posted this yet - so;

    While we wait - Experience Bij!
  • wargillwargill Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I'm ripping my hair out!!! oh wait I have no hair...
    Give me all your latinum... Hew-mon!!
  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    spork87 wrote: »
    never saw said boat in all my years in wow from January 05 till September 12

    It was way the TRIBBLE out there, and you had to go looking for it. A lot of players did because there were "urban legends" about seeing TRIBBLE out in the Twisting Nether, kind of like the rumors about the Old God whispers in the Karazhan basement, Stonetalon, and Ashenvale.
    Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

    Spock's Brain.
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,662 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
    Capt. Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
    Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?

    Lieutenant Worf: Die.

    Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    mistwoolf wrote: »
    maybe thats the problem someone ate the world with the server on it

    Wait. That would have to be Galatcus. Who is from The Silver Surfer universe. You're mixing universes. This is the reason that servers crash!!!!!
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    Yes! You take two quadrants and mix them together with a pulsar's amount of brown sugar mixed with Alpha Centauri's balsamic plasma. Once they are mixed into a fine sauce, you add the Gorn fillet and lightly sear until it becomes nice and flaky. Once that is done set to low impulse power, and mix in the soylent greens for extra texture. Cook on Borg plasma for ab out 15 minutes then enjoy. Be careful though, the last time I did that, the Big Bang happened in reverse.

    But... but... IT'S PEOPLE!
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • rinksterrinkster Member Posts: 3,549 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well, NWN seems to have finally broken Cryptic, after making everything shake for a day or two.


    Seriously, if the whole server situation is this fragile what on earth is it going to be like on LoR day?
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Scotty: How long will it really take?
    Geordi: 4 hours
    Scotty You didn't tell him how long it will really take..did ya
    Geordi:Ya
    ....Well the server is still down

    Just few more pages and we reach 100.....and
    still down
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • texastrekkietexastrekkie Member Posts: 153 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Saw this on Facebook

    Star Trek Online
    10 minutes ago
    Hello Everyone - We are still working to resolve the downtime issue, though unfortunately we are still unable to provide a concrete ETA. We will continually post updates until the issue is resolved.
  • captsabercaptsaber Member Posts: 40 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Seems your server can't keep up!! Time to put some of that money we spend on Zen, to some new game servers!
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    It was way the TRIBBLE out there, and you had to go looking for it. A lot of players did because there were "urban legends" about seeing TRIBBLE out in the Twisting Nether, kind of like the rumors about the Old God whispers in the Karazhan basement, Stonetalon, and Ashenvale.

    ah well i was to busy raiding, farming mats, and cornering the market on low end mats in my spare time lol
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • serobanseroban Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,662 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    It's A Cookbook!
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • nephtnepht Member Posts: 5,826 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    No what happened was the server went through a black hole gained self awareness and wont turn the game back on until it gets to meet "The maker" .

    Thing is if it finally does get to met The Cryptic crew it might lose all hope and kill itself :<
  • bgd3183bgd3183 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    no cuz NW went down as well
    themarie wrote: »
    Good god... walk to the store to get beer and cheese and come home to 79 pages. :D

    That wasn't the more power I was talking about captain!
  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    What are they doing with all the money from NW and LoR if not buying new awesome elite fleet servers?
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    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Of course it will be resolved. I have full confidence in the ability of the wonderful STO team. By tomorrow morning, it will all be fixed and we can all go back to clawing over each other to reach any solitary fleetless member we find. :cool:
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Wait. That would have to be Galatcus. Who is from The Marvel universe. You're mixing universes. This is the reason that servers crash!!!!!

    I fixed your post for you
  • sardiajaxsardiajax Member Posts: 67 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    maenara wrote: »
    Maybe someone should inform them than not everyone participates in voluntary surveill... I mean social networking sites.

    Those are the first 2 sites on my Blocksite blacklist, even embedded content from those sites gets blocked.

    Please use your own website(s) to update your customers, not a third-party service. Thank you.

    Best post so far. +10 to you.
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Q: I have no powers! Q the ordinary.
    Capt. Picard: Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!
    Q: Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?

    Lieutenant Worf: Die.

    Q: Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?

    Upon the occasion of Lwaxana Troi beating the TRIBBLE out of Q, Riker said "what should we do?"

    Worf replied "sell tickets."
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    xtern1ty wrote: »
    Of course it will be resolved. I have full confidence in the ability of the wonderful STO team. By tomorrow morning, it will all be fixed and we can all go back to clawing over each other to reach any solitary fleetless member we find. :cool:

    but i want it now i have to leave for work in 30 minutes
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Saw this on Facebook

    Star Trek Online
    10 minutes ago
    Hello Everyone - We are still working to resolve the downtime issue, though unfortunately we are still unable to provide a concrete ETA. We will continually post updates until the issue is resolved.

    This is a polite way to say "we have no clue".



    Unfuggingbelievable. I really was in the mood to do some "pew pew" tonight.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Hey... I refreshed the page twice without there being a new post!

    Darn it, now I'll probably be a page behind when I post this.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • frtoasterfrtoaster Member Posts: 3,352 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    When all else fails; reverse the polarity.

    No, they need to reroute power from the plasma manifold through the secondary EPS conduits.
    Waiting for a programmer ...
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