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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    When we hit 100 everybody SELL!
  • greasemonkey981greasemonkey981 Member Posts: 19 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    I have a radical idea. If the door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate.

    Maybe that's what happened...

    They crossed the streams!!:D
  • fadmbambamfadmbambam Member Posts: 656 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    Hey devs, it's simple. Just ctrl+alt+delete, end task, start it up again... :)

    I think that means they'd need to upgrade to Windows...
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I still can't log on. Anyone else up yet?
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My thoughts on this subject http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8
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  • kiriseekirisee Member Posts: 446 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    How many times i have i told you Cryptic....stop using Hal for the server....its too damn egotistical and will stop functioning at a whim lol
    "If everyone used Macs, we'd be working on how to get to Alpha Centauri rather than how to get to Mars."
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    nepht wrote: »
    Dont worry I bet Cryptic have their top guys on the job!



    /isarcasm

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  • kreugekreuge Member Posts: 48 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    innuwarrior wrote: »
    We'll get 100 pages ..........

    Whats an innuwarrior?
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    stardestroyer001 wrote: »
    I skim read the title as "Server/Launcher Outrage" and was instantly piqued.

    Too bad there is no outrage, I'd like to see that :P
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    well i want 101

    I want 69 but atleast I know ill get it LOL
  • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sardiajax wrote: »
    sucker born every minute...:eek:

    Was my thought exactly... lol
  • milandaremilandare Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    With my bare hands I will reach down his throat and rip out his esauphagus.

    This is a good time to break out the Surgery Simulator 2013.
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  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Do they need self-sealing stem bolts to fix this?
  • badname834854badname834854 Member Posts: 1,186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here's a fun Star Trek clip edit that will kill about 10 minutes humorously...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    We have a down server...Full tank of gas....and 100 pages to go.....
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • fadmbambamfadmbambam Member Posts: 656 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    themarie wrote: »
    If this reaches 110 pages I'ma breaking out the gin and duck-bacon.

    I wish I had a bottle of Irish Cr?me right now...
  • unionmasterunionmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think i found the problem :D
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,662 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic Tech: "Hey Bob? What does Format C: mean?
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jshign wrote: »
    I played WoW from Patch 1.6 to Patch 4.0...I was there when they released Burning Crusade...at least you're not having to delete your character because they got stuck waist deep in a boat floating in the void between worlds in Outland...

    I'll never forget that day. At least my character was lvl 10 at the time.

    better question what boat in outlands.
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  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Strongly considering drink all of my oatmeal stouts I have left in the fridge....
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Where is the Emergency Server Hologram?
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Sigh. :rolleyes:
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    annemarie30 wrote: »
    Cryptic Tech: "Hey Bob? What does Format C: mean?

    "I dunno, just try it and see what it does."
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    spork87 wrote: »
    better question what boat in outlands.

    I finally figured out it was the one floating off the side of one of the zones.
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  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    My bad, it's just that I'm not too great at preparing premium sliced and diced timelines. :rolleyes:

    It's okay, I used to be bad at precision time slicing. Then I sent a spoon to the borg and they gave me infinite cookies.
  • tw3tw3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wzr74d7TI
  • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    Where is the Emergency Server Hologram?

    Where's Q when you need him? =/
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I don't know either. I just tried to log in and I'm having the same problem. I'm near Myrtle Beach. I can't seem to find a place to make a ticket. Tried selecting My Account on the Forums page and it's acting like it's not responding. Maybe they're getting a ton of complaints?
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  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,662 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Allamaraine count to four./Allamaraine then three more./Allamaraine if you can see./Allamaraine you'll come with me
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I hereby blame Q, Discord and Loki for this problem...
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • zordar01zordar01 Member Posts: 318
    edited May 2013
    Everything's fixed and all they have to do is complete that isolinear chip minigame...

    Tech 1: "Ooh! Rotate column 1 down!"
    Tech 2: "No man, move row 2 over."
    Tech 3: "Who the hell put this as the authorization for our server start-up?"
    Dan (in the background): "Are we out of fvcking cups again?!"
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