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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • simonpgrubersimonpgruber Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    rabble rabble rabble rabble
  • stulloydstulloyd Member Posts: 170 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Should have re-worded that about the Microsoft Trouble shooter. Didn't mean it went down> cause ur rite there. it would be easier to figure it out without the shooter. LOl. meant to say they gone thru the Microsoft Troubleshooter. not found the issue there having with the Server & now have to speak with Some1 in India who doesn't have a clue or Understand what those at cryptic are saying to them. LOL.
  • travelingmastertravelingmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    deokkent wrote: »
    Pourquoi les accents ne fonctionnent pas, c'est la discrimination, merde?


    Translation: Why can't I use accents, this is discrimination, sh**? Just you wait till trolls find out you can use curse words in other languages >: D.

    Oh, scheisse.
    My PvP toon is Krov, of The House of Snoo. Beware of my Hegh'ta of doom.
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Rick Hunter and Roy Fokker were the shiznit, I would love to fly their veritechs. How cool would it be to transform mid flight while dog-fighting in a pvp battle, man just thinking about it blows STO pvp out of the water LOL.
  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    Hmm. not an mmo but a game. called orbiter

    Yeah, like Orbiter or KSP except massively multi-player.

    Okay, I'll fess up, I just want to sit around and watch noobs burn up in re-entry, fail to launch, and run out of delta-V in the middle of burns and end up lost or crashed.
    Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

    Spock's Brain.
  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "Hello Everyone - We have several engineers working to resolve the issues with the NW, CO, and STO servers being offline. Update coming soon."

    From the STO twtter page.

    The problem is, they have SEVERAL engineers working on the problem at once. ONE engineer can fix a problem, several will just discuss it for hours
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    "It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here is what they need to do with the tribble in the servers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKLyXjMT07I
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    "Hello Everyone - We have several engineers working to resolve the issues with the NW, CO, and STO servers being offline. Update coming soon."

    From the STO twtter page.

    The problem is, they have SEVERAL engineers working on the problem at once. ONE engineer can fix a problem, several will just discuss it for hours

    Sounds like they just hired a roading crew, one guy works, the others just stand around smoking
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • divadretepdivadretep Member Posts: 42 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    deokkent wrote: »
    Hahahha, good game.
    The thread is growing so fast, it's hard to keep up with replies dude/tte. You most likely won't even see this :( but I hope you do.

    Alas, je me suis r?v?l?, je parle fran?ais, nous sommes l?, eh oui et on est ici pour rester :D.

    nous y sommes, vous y etes.

    mais ca ce digere bien avec une bonne biere froide!
  • odiumnascorodiumnascor Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    makes me wish the stargate MMO had come to pass....

    It had promise, just lacked funding. I got to be in on the alpha testing for it and the fact that it actually utilized an active cover system in an MMO was amazing, especially since that was years ago. I wish someone would knock the dust off of it and get it back on its feet.
  • sonoframonsonoframon Member Posts: 166 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So... i wonder how do burnt hamsters smell like?
    WELL IF THE JAPORI INCIDENT HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, IT'S THAT MY EXISTENCE IS AN EXPLOIT. THANKS CRYPTIC.

    IF YOU ARE READING MY SIG - THEN YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
  • parisalexandria1parisalexandria1 Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Can't login
    Patcher won't patch
    Launcher won't launch
    Star Trek Online says server online...but it's not for me.
    Can't launch through steam.
    My internet connection is fine since I can at list post here and complain....
    That's the worst thing about free-to-play. You can't demand your money back.
    Oh wait...I'm a lifetime subscriber....

    sigh
  • gaalomgaalom Member Posts: 531 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I haves a solution shut down NW problem solved.....
  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Yeah, like Orbiter or KSP except massively multi-player.

    Okay, I'll fess up, I just want to sit around and watch noobs burn up in re-entry, fail to launch, and run out of delta-V in the middle of burns and end up lost or crashed.

    Oh you want to go work for NASA?
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sonoframon wrote: »
    So... i wonder how do burnt hamsters smell like?

    Ask, Joe Cartoon.
  • mccormick81mccormick81 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    the things we do for a few mintues of peace turn into torment when the intern and hamster fight for supremacy
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Fascinating.
  • theodrimtheodrim Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    hagar3 wrote: »
    Oh you want to go work for NASA?

    Need Another Seven Astronauts?
    Somebody getting uppity about canon? No problem! Just take a deep breath, and repeat after me:

    Spock's Brain.
  • godfearlessgodfearless Member Posts: 49 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    do you guy think we are getting back online to play tonight ummmmmm i dont think so
  • metaphorgrandemetaphorgrande Member Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    can't connect to the server......

    Did you miss the other 49 - 50 pages stating the server was down? Just write "I am here" next time.
  • goddessiscariotgoddessiscariot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    just went down here too... grrrr i was getting the goodies to see if the intrepid torpedo baot was still viable

    Baaaaahhahahahaha Flying Escort!!!
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Need Another Seven Astronauts?

    damn dude...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
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  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Dear cryptic, have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again..?
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
    (paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Did you miss the other 49 - 50 pages stating the server was down? Just write "I am here" next time.

    It seems several threads were merged. ;)
  • docfaust77docfaust77 Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Wish it would come back up already!
  • chaosgod777chaosgod777 Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Is the Parking Brake on?!
  • hagar3hagar3 Member Posts: 145 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    valoreah wrote: »
    Why not Zoidberg?

    Leela for pilot lol
    In case no one can hear you...scream
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Take out the game, and Blow on it.
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