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Yo Moma...

rickysmith1rickysmith1 Member Posts: 610 Arc User
edited March 2013 in Ten Forward
I dont need to explain, its simple, YO MOMA jokes with a STAR TREK theme!

Rule 1) Dont YO MOMA particular people
Rule 2) Dont push it too far (Bullying)




I'll get the ball rolling, naturally...

YO MOMA IS SO FAT; EACH CHEEK HAS A TRANSWARP HUB!

YO MOMA IS SO UGLY; THE JJ ABRAM VERSION OF KLINGONS HAVE MASKS TO HIDE THEIR FEAR!
STAR TREK CONTINUES
Episode One - A Single Moment Episode Two - Infancy Episode Three - Unto the Breach
Episode Four - Head Of A Needle Episode Five: The Duality of Men Episode Six - Redemption Earned
Episode Seven - Shattered Universe Episode Eight - The Gepetto Condition Episode Nine - One Room, Two Officers
Episode Ten - Beyond The Farthest Star Episode Eleven - It's OK, It Won't Hurt Episode Twelve - A Protracted Officer
Episode Thirteen - Somewhen Episode Fourteen - The Boy Who Lived Episode Fifthteen - Empathy
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  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!
  • rickysmith1rickysmith1 Member Posts: 610 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    drkfrontiers wrote: »
    Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!

    That aint Trekkie!

    YOUR MOMA IS SO STUPID, SHE WENT SKINNEY DIPPING IN THE GREAT LINK! :eek:
    STAR TREK CONTINUES
    Episode One - A Single Moment Episode Two - Infancy Episode Three - Unto the Breach
    Episode Four - Head Of A Needle Episode Five: The Duality of Men Episode Six - Redemption Earned
    Episode Seven - Shattered Universe Episode Eight - The Gepetto Condition Episode Nine - One Room, Two Officers
    Episode Ten - Beyond The Farthest Star Episode Eleven - It's OK, It Won't Hurt Episode Twelve - A Protracted Officer
    Episode Thirteen - Somewhen Episode Fourteen - The Boy Who Lived Episode Fifthteen - Empathy
  • stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo mama is so big, Jabba the Hutt can fit in her shadow!

    Oh wait...

    That was Star Wars...
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  • ussfuryussfury Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Vulcan "yo mama" joke: You mother is so fat, she is a statistical outlier when graphing a Gaussian distribution of the world population by weight.
  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo mama so fat when she sits around DS9 she sits AROUND DS9.

    Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the Bajoran wormhole.

    Yo mama so ugly Spock had to wear shades to look at her in her box.

    Edit (aside): Do they have plumbers in the Celestial Temple? lol.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
  • rickysmith1rickysmith1 Member Posts: 610 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    ha awsome

    YO MOMA SO UGLY, KIRK SAID TO BONES "CAN YOU HELP IT BONES"? AND HE REPLIED "DAMN IT JIM, IM A DOCTOR NOT A Q", TO WHICH Q APPEARED IN A BLINDING FLASH AND SAID "YOUR KIDDING RIGHT, THATS WHY WE CREATED THE GALACTIC BARRIER, TO KEEP IT OUT"!
    STAR TREK CONTINUES
    Episode One - A Single Moment Episode Two - Infancy Episode Three - Unto the Breach
    Episode Four - Head Of A Needle Episode Five: The Duality of Men Episode Six - Redemption Earned
    Episode Seven - Shattered Universe Episode Eight - The Gepetto Condition Episode Nine - One Room, Two Officers
    Episode Ten - Beyond The Farthest Star Episode Eleven - It's OK, It Won't Hurt Episode Twelve - A Protracted Officer
    Episode Thirteen - Somewhen Episode Fourteen - The Boy Who Lived Episode Fifthteen - Empathy
  • robdmcrobdmc Member Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Your mama so fat all the drones in a borg cube ran out of nano probe tryin' to assimilate her.
  • jexsamxjexsamx Member Posts: 2,803 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo mama's so ugly, the only way Kirk would hit that is with a bamboo cannon.
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  • robdmcrobdmc Member Posts: 1,619 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Your mama so fat birds-of-prey time warp around her.
  • oldkirkfanoldkirkfan Member Posts: 1,263 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    robdmc wrote: »
    Your mama so fat all the drones in a borg cube ran out of nano probe tryin' to assimilate her.

    LOL ^^

    Yo Moma so fat, the Enterprise Transporter could not store her matrix.

    When your Moma sits around the Enterprise, she sits AROUND the Enterprise...
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  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo Momma is so ADD, she asks me 5 or six times in a minute if I want to enter the Delta Volanis, when traveling to Eta eridani.
  • nyniknynik Member Posts: 1,628 Arc User
    edited March 2013
    Yo moma is so fat that they had to do a rewrite of Star Trek V: The Voyage Home because she wouldn't fit inside the HMS Bounty. They went with two whales instead.


    EDIT: Sorry y'all, not feeling this thread as we had one in the past and it was removed because it went way to far. /thread -Brandon
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