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A christmas pvp song

devorasxdevorasx Member Posts: 693
edited December 2012 in PvP Gameplay
Pretty much sums up pvp for 2012.

Thanks to Keg for giving me some inspiration!

Lyrics: The twelve day of christmas


On the first day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
A fail space PVPeeee!


On the second day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the third day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the fourth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the fifth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the sixth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the seventh day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the eight day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the ninth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the tenth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the eleventh day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
11 fleets are crying
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


On the twelth day of christmas my cryptic sent to me
12 tric mines ruling
11 fleets are crying
10 Devs dont know what they`re doing
9 Oddy Cruisers
8 Bugs are ruling
7 Crying forum posts
6 Uni consoles
5 Voldeemooorts
4 Paper Vestas
3 Escorts going wild
2 Useless science skills
A fail space PVPeeee


Cheers to 2013! May you be better!
Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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    aquitaine985aquitaine985 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Totally picking a song and doing this tomorrow...
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    bubblygumsworthbubblygumsworth Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    LOL!!

    The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters. Heh heh heh... I beat cryptic at its own game
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    mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    I'll totally practice this and sing it at the boot camp call in a couple weeks. :D
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    pwlaughingtrendy wrote:
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
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    devorasxdevorasx Member Posts: 693
    edited December 2012
    I`ll have a remix of Oppa logout style by christmas day.
    Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

    PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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    dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    very nice :D
    gateway links-->Norvo Tigan, Telis Latto Ruwon, Sochie Heim, Solana Soleus
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    stevehalestevehale Member Posts: 437
    edited December 2012
    I like it:D. How about this one?

    Little Pew Pew Boy.

    Wait, they told me (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    Great things to come you see (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    Glory to PWE (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    they value PVP (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

    It will be fine (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    Stay on the line.

    We have neglected you (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    Love is long over due (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    To few remain to play (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    Get more, we fix today (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

    Save your rage (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    We must make a wage.

    We sell you shiny things (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    You buy, see what luck brings (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    We give you voldemort (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    You take it like good sport (pa pew, pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew, pew pew pew pew)

    QA has struck again (pa pew, pew pew pew)
    As they often do...
    __________________________________________
    Foundry: Yet Another Borg Mission
    It's terrible but easy, and these Borg are way cooler than the mess STO and Voyager left us.
    May not actually be "way" cooler or even "slightly" cooler.
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    upyournacelles2upyournacelles2 Member Posts: 197 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Lol @hale

    'twas the month before Christmas and all through the studio, not a creature was stirring, not even a dev....
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    devorasxdevorasx Member Posts: 693
    edited December 2012
    This thread could do with more christmas contributions :D
    Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

    PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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    stevehalestevehale Member Posts: 437
    edited December 2012
    How about "Walking In Q's Winter Wonderland".

    lolground

    The End:D.
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    Foundry: Yet Another Borg Mission
    It's terrible but easy, and these Borg are way cooler than the mess STO and Voyager left us.
    May not actually be "way" cooler or even "slightly" cooler.
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    shailatshailat Member Posts: 478 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    stevehale wrote: »
    How about "Walking In Q's Winter Wonderland".

    lolground

    The End:D.

    You have to do the wonderland to get ur LOL SPACE SHIP
    so GO DO DIG IN LOLGROUND BUDDY!!!
    ogew7.jpg
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    devorasxdevorasx Member Posts: 693
    edited December 2012
    Just to continue where we stopped, since some crazy folks in orgpvp chat had a splendid idea.

    Lyrics: Rudolf the red noose reindeer.

    TJ the Logout failboat, had a very sh itty boat. And if you ever saw it... you would really say it blows. If you ever see he come, down the arena trail, be sure to make a certain pew and he will surely fail, caaaaause, TJ the logout failboat.


    Someone else finish this :D
    Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

    PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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    dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    talon the logout failboat, had a very speedy bug, and if you ever shot it, you woud see evasive glow. all of his hate tells, causes us to call him names, we never let poor talon, join opvp pug mades!

    then one fogy solor wind, talon pmed to say **** you, you ******* ******. this team totally sucks tonight. then as the match ended, talon shouted out with glee, i talon the logout fail boat, once again carried the team!
    gateway links-->Norvo Tigan, Telis Latto Ruwon, Sochie Heim, Solana Soleus
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    upyournacelles2upyournacelles2 Member Posts: 197 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Rofl.

    Jingle bells
    Talon fails
    Always runs away

    Oh what fun
    It is to sigh
    As talon runs away

    Hey

    Talon fails
    Curses fail
    As F bombs fly astray

    Oh what fun
    It is to kill
    logout Jonas...all....day!
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    thepleasuredomethepleasuredome Member Posts: 308
    edited December 2012
    ROFL funny stuff.
    Arawn & Ihasa
    OP *is* the new balance, whether you know it or not! Gecko says so.
    Season 7 - Exodus, available online. U buy nao!
    http://seekingalpha.com/article/738221-monetizing-perfect-world-s-latest-update
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    snoge00fsnoge00f Member Posts: 1,812 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    stevehale wrote: »
    How about "Walking In Q's Winter Wonderland".

    lolground

    The End:D.

    And you have the great QEW choir singing in unison: lolground

    :D
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    keysee1990keysee1990 Member Posts: 7 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    xD thats a very nice poetic work^^
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    devorasxdevorasx Member Posts: 693
    edited December 2012
    Bump for christmas! :D
    Co-founder of The Spanish Inquisition TSI - Cause no one expects it!

    PaxOttomana: gawd mirror event is like fighting a tsi premade, they keep comin and comin!
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