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dariusmajeredariusmajere Member Posts: 0 Arc User
edited December 2012 in Ten Forward
Sadly While looking at Star Trek and Talking with our Friends On TeamSpeak.. I have noticed Something about my Favorite Game... It's Going to be Getting Cancelled Soon... the Rumored Season 8.. will Never happen.. CBS will Block it from coming out.. Afterall.. It Can't have a Multiplayer Game Last more Seasons then any of it's Shows. So we Must Enjoy this Last season while We can..Before it Alas Get's Cancelled..

Fear Not tho.. In 4-8 years (or 35) A New Star Trek Online will Appear.. A Rebooted Star Trek Online.. With a New Cast Of people playing the roles of our Developers Trying to do the same thing but better...

Dan Stahl will Wind up Played By Jim Parsons
BranFlakes Will Get played By Johnny Galecki
Our Loved Borticus will be Re-envisionedwith Hugh Laurie
The Wonderful Lady Zeronious Will be Casted by Tina Fey to maintain her awesomness
John Cleese will be doing Taco..
Heretic will be played by Rowan Atkinson... He has an Idea for PVP.. Just has no way of expressing to the rest how to get it to work to the rest of the cast...

In Order for This Reboot to work.. It will take on an even Greater role of JJ Trek. Less Parts of the Game to make you think And more Flashy Explosions and improved Space and Combat. Sadly Tho.. Most Will Argue that the original Was better... Yet this Revisioning will bring in more Money At least in the short run..

The Cast will Try to handle things in the bestest of Ways.. Since no one can figure out the True Speeds of Warp,, Transwarp Engines will by normal in this Game. Instead Of traveling and Exploring all our Zones will Instantly be Traveled to.. Further Taking on the Microtransaction market.. Each Move to a new Location Would Require Energy and the cost of energy would be set by the Distance.. More energy would be Purchased By Zen..

Trying to handle the Complaints of the previous run the Klingon Faction will be rolled into the Federation as the War has come to the end and a new yet old enemy Brought back that had no suprise as All... an "Physically Enhanced" Borg would appear.. Spurred by the Season 7 Imaging they used this Borg would Cater To the Majority Player Base.. More skin Less Canon.

The Reputation System Gets Revamped Once Again in this Reboot. While Maintaining The Main Gist of the System a new Addition of upgrading and leveling it up will Exist in the Form of " Section 31 requisitions" These Are purchasable by large amounts of Zen to speed up the process so the player does not have to wait as long to Defend the Federation.

The Tholians Harrassing the Romulans have been Chased off... the New Federation and Klingon Alliance have Recruited the Snowmen Minnions to aide in the policing of the Crystaline People. This alliance was caused by the Universal Translators Finally syncing to there language and the Massive Murder of there Kind Ended. As the Reperations for the Destruction of there citizens Continue they have been made Non-member Entities of the United Federation of Planets and brought into help Defend The Tau Dewa Sector From it's enemies.....

In Order to appease itself to the Gamer Crowd and Image Perfect World Entertainment( PWE ) Has changed it's name to Perfect World Networks (PWN) .. this enables it to have a little fun with the player base when it enrages them.. Instead of them Blaming it on PWE.. the Players are now Able to state Due to glitches in the new patches that they have been PWN'd. This has been done to hopefully humor the players as they rage on the forums and give them slighly much needed time to Fix the Issues before The Rage Posts Begin...

Will this new Trek Take off.. Only the Fans will Decide.. Coming Soon STO: WGD ( We Got Desperate) To a Game near you!

(( If you have yet to Realize this is a Fail Parody Created at the pushing of people on Team Speak while in a State of Extreme Exhaustion after a long shift at Work.. I applogize for anyone who could not tell that it was made as a joke. All Actor names Mentioned are a Coincidental Likeness from a Mirror Universe yet Act Exactly as one would Expect. Sorry to the Devs who did not make it to the list for an amusing re-imaging But.. Mind is shot :P )
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  • hereticknight085hereticknight085 Member Posts: 3,783 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    *slow clap

    Very nice sir, very nice. I approve.
    It is said the best weapon is one that is never fired. I disagree. The best weapon is one you only have to fire... once. B)
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  • garfon10garfon10 Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Dude that was excellent work.... My god man, CBS may need you.... Keep on writting, i think you might get a new job....
  • dariusmajeredariusmajere Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    garfon10 wrote: »
    Dude that was excellent work.... My god man, CBS may need you.... Keep on writting, i think you might get a new job....

    Impossible.. If people like it.. It will never become successful. Now if they hate it(Jersy Shore...) .. It will get me to the stars!
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  • hippiejonhippiejon Member Posts: 1,581 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Commader Riker approves.
  • darimunddarimund Member Posts: 318 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    very briefly, in the first few sentences, I got excited... but as I read on I became disappointed. =( if only CBS would yank this game away from PWE.... *sigh* I can still hope.
  • dariusmajeredariusmajere Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    this has been added to story
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  • asardetemplariasardetemplari Member Posts: 447 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    As does Captain Picard

    Just that ^
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  • keepcalmkeepcalm Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Cleese as Tacoboy? I approve solely because of that.
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  • th3xr34p3rth3xr34p3r Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Our precious.. must not ... ah who am I kiddin, nice writeup lol
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  • pwebranflakespwebranflakes Member Posts: 7,741
    edited December 2012
    Actually, I heard that Colin Farrell would be playing me, and that Taco somehow survived the STOpocolypse and is playing him self. The new writer also took out starships and added in Winnebagos with 33 console slots.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=
  • dariusmajeredariusmajere Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    pwebranflakes wrote: »
    Actually, I heard that Colin Farrell would be playing me, and that Taco somehow survived the STOpocolypse and is playing him self. The new writer also took out starships and added in Winnebagos with 33 console slots.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Nanopulse Weaponry and Now Winnebagos?! DO IT! I want a Winnebago Lock box!
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  • adamkafeiadamkafei Member Posts: 6,539 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    So long as I don't lose my C-Store purchases (and of course my little Nova class, I love her almost as much as my Excelsiors) I don't mind.
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  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    pwebranflakes wrote: »
    Actually, I heard that Colin Farrell would be playing me, and that Taco somehow survived the STOpocolypse and is playing him self. The new writer also took out starships and added in Winnebagos with 33 console slots.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Oh Brandon, you really don't deserve half the TRIBBLE that is flung at you. This thread has made my day. :D
  • gavriil1983gavriil1983 Member Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    If CBS EVER pulls this game/ the rights to it, I hope that their stocks plummet and that a share in CBS is as worth as much as a sheet of TOILET PAPER. (The really cheap kimberly clark kind that's in public bathrooms everywhere...)
  • sollvaxsollvax Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    A winnebago presumably comes with a Mog Boff specialist Jaming equipment and the Swartz
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  • starcommando101starcommando101 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Death by snoo snoo or Winnebagos....
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  • dariusmajeredariusmajere Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    centersolace wrote: »
    Oh Brandon, you really don't deserve half the TRIBBLE that is flung at you. This thread has made my day. :D

    Nothing was Flung at Brandon :) Me and the Flakes have fun on Twitter ^.^ that is why he got Gellecki (leanord) and Stahl got Sheldon :P cause Branflakes Always has to spell out what Stahl said for us :D
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  • lewstelamon01lewstelamon01 Member Posts: 924 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Will the Winnebagos come with Ludicrous Transwarp Speed?

    ROLL TIDE ROLL
  • fencer8fencer8 Member Posts: 225 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    pwebranflakes wrote: »
    Actually, I heard that Colin Farrell would be playing me, and that Taco somehow survived the STOpocolypse and is playing him self. The new writer also took out starships and added in Winnebagos with 33 console slots.

    Cheers,

    Brandon =/\=

    Your just trying to work our hopes up into an frenzy. :rolleyes:
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    dariusmajere wrote: »
    Nothing was Flung at Brandon :) Me and the Flakes have fun on Twitter ^.^ that is why he got Gellecki (leanord) and Stahl got Sheldon :P cause Branflakes Always has to spell out what Stahl said for us :D

    Nonono. Don't miss understand, I was referring to all the TRIBBLE that many of the other posters put him through. Surely it must get old having to close threads insulting eachothers mothers everyday. :P
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    lewstelamon01 wrote: »
    Will the Winnebagos come with Ludicrous Transwarp Speed?

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  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    And after the third spin-off game when the franchise has once again been milked for all it's worth, there will be one last effort to get blood from a turnip with a new game starring the dev's from Birth of the Federation. The last episode will be a Foundry mission from STO.:P
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  • lewstelamon01lewstelamon01 Member Posts: 924 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    Ahopeidhazleaterbukitsetsanisperriwinkleblu. Memaluvperiwinkleblu.

    I'm sorry, my universal translator exploded....

    ROLL TIDE ROLL
  • nattydnattyd Member Posts: 4 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    lewstelamon01 wrote: »
    Will the Winnebagos come with Ludicrous Transwarp Speed?


    "Unlock Plaid Speed for only 300,000,000 Zen!"
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    lewstelamon01 wrote: »
    I'm sorry, my universal translator exploded....

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  • captainbmoneycaptainbmoney Member Posts: 1,323 Arc User
    edited December 2012
    Lol some of this sounds true because John Van Citters is probably tired of cryptic begging for a Tier 5 Constitution Refit.
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