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Where Is The Love?

stevehalestevehale Member Posts: 437
edited October 2012 in PvP Gameplay
I used to love PvP.

I couldn't wait to get home and take turns popping and (mostly) being popped. Now I love and hate every last one of you. It's a total emotional roller coaster. I know I should just leave you but I keep coming back because maybe you'll change. Maybe this time you won't be so mean. Alas, you all suck and I hate you for all of your power stacking, lock box picking, console popping tom foolery.

But I still love you.

Most of you.

Mostly.

Please pay no mind to the rapid cycling manic depressive episodes brought about by the sheer amount of ridonculous (that's right, breaking out the lame TRIBBLE fake words for dramatic effect) bullspit floating around out there.

May the pew be with you, or rather, at you.

And by that I mean, I hope you all die.

Respawn.

Have A Nice One:).
__________________________________________
Foundry: Yet Another Borg Mission
It's terrible but easy, and these Borg are way cooler than the mess STO and Voyager left us.
May not actually be "way" cooler or even "slightly" cooler.
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  • khayuungkhayuung Member Posts: 1,876 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Looks more like bipolar superimposed on a antisocial personality disorder to me.

    Trust me, I got my degree from Starfleet Medical. Even though I wear a red shirt. :)

    "Last Engage! Magical Girl Origami-san" is in print! Now with three times more rainbows.

    Support the "Armored Unicorn" vehicle initiative today!

    Thanks for Harajuku. Now let's get a real "Magical Girl" costume!
  • snoge00fsnoge00f Member Posts: 1,812 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    /heal Hale
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • tick0tick0 Member Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    stevehale wrote: »
    I used to love PvP.

    I couldn't wait to get home and take turns popping and (mostly) being popped. Now I love and hate every last one of you. It's a total emotional roller coaster. I know I should just leave you but I keep coming back because maybe you'll change. Maybe this time you won't be so mean. Alas, you all suck and I hate you for all of your power stacking, lock box picking, console popping tom foolery.

    But I still love you.

    Most of you.

    Mostly.

    Please pay no mind to the rapid cycling manic depressive episodes brought about by the sheer amount of ridonculous (that's right, breaking out the lame TRIBBLE fake words for dramatic effect) bullspit floating around out there.

    May the pew be with you, or rather, at you.

    And by that I mean, I hope you all die.

    Respawn.

    Have A Nice One:).

    wat
    star_trek_razzle_dazzle_by_schematization-d37701m.gif
    @f4tamy | Sad Pandas
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I've got your love RIGHT here!

    /target Hale :D
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • dalnar83dalnar83 Member Posts: 2,420 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    No love...as noone is targeting you ? :confused:
    "Cryptic Studio’s Jack Emmert (2010): Microtransactions are the biggest bunch of nonsense. I like paying one fee and not worrying about it – like my cellphone. The world’s biggest MMO isn’t item based, even though the black market item GDP is bigger than Russia … microtransactions make me want to die.”
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    stevehale wrote: »
    I used to love PvP.

    I couldn't wait to get home and take turns popping and (mostly) being popped. Now I love and hate every last one of you. It's a total emotional roller coaster. I know I should just leave you but I keep coming back because maybe you'll change. Maybe this time you won't be so mean. Alas, you all suck and I hate you for all of your power stacking, lock box picking, console popping tom foolery.

    But I still love you.

    Most of you.

    Mostly.

    Please pay no mind to the rapid cycling manic depressive episodes brought about by the sheer amount of ridonculous (that's right, breaking out the lame TRIBBLE fake words for dramatic effect) bullspit floating around out there.

    May the pew be with you, or rather, at you.

    And by that I mean, I hope you all die.

    Respawn.

    Have A Nice One:).

    Always love fighting you bro. It's always a challenge. You are one of the players that reminds me of what PvP was like once. Keep it up!

    I went to bed last night thinking "If Steve's doing that well in a base Defiant.... I'm going to have a tough time proving myself against him in a Fleet Defiant". Seriously, it happened.
  • aquitaine985aquitaine985 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    *group hugs*

    Now get off my motherf**king bridge you Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys, there are tedious "Combat Exercises" to be done and the Empire keeps trying to capture and hold a system full of asteroids, broken ships and half a starbase.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    @Aquitaine985
    Lag Industries STO PvP Fleet - Executive
    A Sad Panda of Industrial calibre.
    2010: This is Cryptic PvP. Please hold the line, your call is very important to us...
  • havamhavam Member Posts: 1,735 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    My target keybind broke. I m sorry I'll send my first born redshirt and some other doffs out the airlock in your honor. if only i had known how much it hurt, i would have filed more tickets.
    Joined 06.10
    a history of sto pvp: 2010 - 2011
    a history of sto pvp: 2012 - 2013
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    C'mon, Cheer up Steve hale.


    Come Here, I'll love ya! :D
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • unkeemrcunkeemrc Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    PvP derangement syndrome? :(
  • dank65dank65 Member Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    (Shakes Fist) HALE!!!!!!!



    But its always said with love.........:D
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Banshee
    Bloodthristy
    Guild - <Lords of The Dead>
    LvL 60 CW-Dragon Server
  • ghostyandfrostyghostyandfrosty Member Posts: 864
    edited October 2012
    Post Traumatic PvP Syndrome. It's a common, disease in Cryptic games.

    The best cure is to take 1 Mechwarrior and 1 X Com and call me in the morning.
  • orondisorondis Member Posts: 1,447 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    /manlyhugz Hale
    Previously Alendiak
    Daizen - Lvl 60 Tactical - Eclipse
    Selia - Lvl 60 Tactical - Eclipse
  • criminiuscriminius Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I know how you feel hale. I am however, think I am cured from sto. The people are the only reason why I lasted as long. Mwo doesn't have the same closeness as opvp does.


    Love can be found on eBay for a price.
  • borticuscrypticborticuscryptic Member Posts: 2,478 Cryptic Developer
    edited October 2012
    PvP Patch Notes, 10/18/12:

    - "The Love" has had its proc rate decreased, and an internal cooldown added.
    Jeremy Randall
    Cryptic - Lead Systems Designer
    "Play smart!"
  • ghostyandfrostyghostyandfrosty Member Posts: 864
    edited October 2012
    starwrathforever wrote: »
    /heil Hale!
    Stevehale, the wise guy! When I was fighting in the forum against the usual KDF propaganda regarding the effective power of the Bortha, he said with great authority:
    "The Bortha is OVERPOWERED!"
    Wow...all the bop boys remained silent without replying...awesome!:cool:

    That's because the Bortas is so unbelievably bad that we all knew hale was kidding.
  • ghostyandfrostyghostyandfrosty Member Posts: 864
    edited October 2012
    starwrathforever wrote: »
    The Borta for a Tac is bad...uhm...but Adm. Quinn is always trying to steal the secrets of your big and bad Battle Cruiser!:P

    Admiral Quinn just wants a better paperweight for his desk if he's trying to steal Bortas secrets.

    Hell I'll ship him the blueprints if he wants them.

    What a useless Garbage Scow.

    Vorcha, and Negvar, for life.
  • crusty8maccrusty8mac Member Posts: 1,381 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    >> Handing Hale some lithium tablets <<

    I've been trying to show you some lovin', but you keep pushing me away, Hale.

    Another round today? See ya' there.
    __________________________________
    STO Forum member since before February 2010.
    STO Academy's excellent skill planner here: Link
    I actually avoid success entirely. It doesn't get me what I want, and the consequences for failure are slim. -- markhawman
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    borticuscryptic wrote: »
    PvP Patch Notes, 10/18/12:

    - "The Love" has had its proc rate decreased, and an internal cooldown added.

    lol 1234567
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • syboksybok Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    borticuscryptic wrote: »
    PvP Patch Notes, 10/18/12:

    - "The Love" has had its proc rate decreased, and an internal cooldown added.

    I hear that happens with age.
    A'jora
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    sybok wrote: »
    I hear that happens with age.

    No longer true. Viagra is the counter.:P
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • criminiuscriminius Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    starwrathforever wrote: »
    Viagra? You know the holy secret! Take a pill before doing PvP!:P

    I heard it will "up" your skill.
  • lordmalak1lordmalak1 Member Posts: 4,681 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    PvP Patch Notes, 10/18/12:

    - "The Love" has had its proc rate decreased, and an internal cooldown added.

    ...but still requires trou dropped and ankles grabbed.
    <edit> er I mean shields dropped and movement secured.
    KBF Lord MalaK
    Awoken Dead
    giphy.gif

    Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
  • stevehalestevehale Member Posts: 437
    edited October 2012
    Bort!? Don't troll me bro!

    :D

    I would also like to point out that I look forward to taking my requisite lashings this evening if the game is ever able to authenticate.
    __________________________________________
    Foundry: Yet Another Borg Mission
    It's terrible but easy, and these Borg are way cooler than the mess STO and Voyager left us.
    May not actually be "way" cooler or even "slightly" cooler.
  • syboksybok Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    No longer true. Viagra is the counter.:P

    Great. More p2w consoles.
    A'jora
  • redrickyredricky Member Posts: 1,004 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Listen to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
    or if you already know the song by heart this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncp2JjHDgB4
    while you read this:

    What's wrong with the game, mama
    People flyin' like they ain't got no mamas
    I think the whole forum addicted to the drama
    Only attracted to posts that'll bring you trauma

    In the queues, yeah, we try to stop carebearism
    But we still got carebears here livin'
    In the ESD, the big PvE
    The Kirks and The Changs and the PvP

    But if you only have pew for your own fleet
    Then you only que space for a private meet
    And to lose in premades only generates hate
    And when you hate then you're bound to get irate, yeah

    Hax is what you say caused your fate
    And that's exactly how butt hurt works and operates
    Man, you gotta check logs just to au fait
    Take control of your chat and meditate
    Let your gens gravitate to the love, y'all, y'all

    Premades killin', puggles dyin'
    Teammates hurt and you hear them cryin'
    Can you redistribute shields?
    And would share your only heal?

    Steven, Steven, Steven help us
    Send some guidance from above
    'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
    Where is the love (Love)

    Where is the love (The love)
    Where is the love (The love)
    Where is the love, the love, the love

    STO just ain't the same, all bugs unchanged
    New patches are strange, are the devs insane
    If Q and A are so strong
    Why are there pieces of code that don't belong

    Players droppin' bombs
    Combat log parses might as well just speak in tongues
    Demonstrate in a podcast, and the devs act stunned
    So ask yourself is Voldemort really gone

    So I could ask myself really what is goin' wrong
    Perfect world that we livin' in people keep on givin' in
    Makin' wrong decisions, only visions of them dividends
    Not respectin' the IP, buy a key, sucker
    Thought war was goin' on but the plotline's undercover

    The truth is kept secret, we all just want a bug
    If you never know Hale then you never know love
    Where's the love, y'all, come on (I don't know)
    Where's the truth, y'all, come on (I don't know)
    Where's the love, y'all

    Borg are killin', carebears dyin'
    Butts are hurt and you hear them cryin'
    Can you grow a pair of lobes
    And drop a tric mine on those probes

    Steven, Steven, Steven help us
    Send some guidance from above
    'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
    Where is the love (Love)

    Where is the love (The love)?
    Where is the love (The love)?
    Where is the love, the love, the love?

    I feel the weight of the pug on my shoulder
    Gotta call targets, y'all, don't be a loner
    Most of us only care about buff stackin
    PvE got us followin' our own direction

    Some of these vets are living encyclopedias
    Some forget when the joy of the pew was the criteria
    Egos bruise easier than grapes with anemia
    "I didn't log out my ISP's got hemophelia"

    Yo', whatever happened to the values of OPVP
    Whatever happened to the fairness? Siphons draining me
    Instead of spreading love we're spreading antimatter, see?
    Lack of understanding, so they gave us pets with tractor beams

    That's the reason why sometimes Hale's feelin' under
    That's the reason why sometimes Hale's feelin' down
    There's no wonder why sometimes Hale's feelin' under
    Gotta keep his faith alive till love is found
    Now ask yourself

    Where is the love?
    Where is the love?
    Where is the love?
    Where is the love?

    Steven, Steven, Steven, help us
    Send some guidance from above
    'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
    Where is the love?



    "Thanks all" -Steve Hale, every match, win or lose.
    _______________
    CommanderDonatra@Capt.Sisko: ahhh is it supposed to do that?
    Norvo Tigan@dontdrunkimshoot: hell ya, maybe
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