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drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
edited September 2012 in PvP Gameplay
I for one would like to have a dedicated group of the best-of-the-best, to be able to call on to be my canvas.

Ideal Candidates should possess the following archetypes:

  1. Reign down fiery destruction on me like a women scorned.
  2. Not fall from furnishing in laughter would be appreciated.
  3. Contain sudden impulses to frown, twitch or /facepalm me
  4. Virtual slap on the back once you've had your way with me :)


** note: I used to be the noob ranting in zone, 'til I saw my reflection in a mirror.
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  • thisslerthissler Member Posts: 2,055 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I for one would like to have a dedicated group of the best-of-the-best, to be able to call on to test myself against.

    Ideal Candidates should possess the following archetypes:

    1. Reign down fiery destruction on me like a women scorned.
    2. Not fall from furnishing in laughter would be appreciated.
    3. Contain sudden impulses to frown, twitch or /facepalm me
    4. Virtual slap on the back once you've had your way with me :)


    ** note: I use to be the noob ranting in zone, 'til I saw my reflection in a mirror.


    It has been determined by my betters that I suck. Otherwise I would TOTALLY help you out with this.

    Unless of course I kill you. Then it has been determined that YOU must be a COMPLETE noob. Again this has been determined by the pro's.

    But if you want, if you take ALL your weapons off your ship, I'll battle cloak from 15k and we'll call it a day and grab a pint.

    Let me know!
  • ghostyandfrostyghostyandfrosty Member Posts: 864
    edited September 2012
    I dunno. Apparently after 2 Years + of pvping I still don't know jack, according to 200 day vets that can't even put up good #s against some of the worst pug players in the game.

    I suppose if I were Skilled though, I would like be able to help.
  • dontdrunkimshootdontdrunkimshoot Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    i think those criteria describe everyone in this thread so far
  • thisslerthissler Member Posts: 2,055 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    i think those criteria describe everyone in this thread so far


    I think we just need to rework parts 1- 4 and we could really get a better response then the sorry lot that we represent!


    1. Reign down ________ ________on me like a women _________.

    2. Not fall from the[sic] ________ in laughter would be appreciated.

    3. Contain sudden impulses to _______ ________ or _______ me.

    4. Virtual slap on the _____ once you've had your way with me.


    So have at it ladies and gents! Help our friend write his personal add and YOU could be the lucky winner of a one on one match in don'tdrunksimshoots ready room!

    Or you could shoot at dark!

    One thing u can't do is shoot at me, because, coward that I am, im cloaked.
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    That's the spirit! This weekend's confirmed mayhem! Wooooop!

    You have a date with destiny!

    Expect my call on OPvP. Come if you dare. Be warned. I foxtrot!
  • thishorizonthishorizon Member Posts: 1,158
    edited September 2012
    frontiers,

    i've been know to get together a solid team pretty quick that woulnd't be considered "premade"....i guess.....im not on vent or ts much lately, hard to be on a good team and not have that....

    but if you are looking for above average performers who play clean, hit me up, i'll see if i can put together a team for you to test against.

    have fun kill bad guys
  • thisslerthissler Member Posts: 2,055 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    That's the spirit! This weekend's confirmed mayhem! Wooooop!

    You have a date with destiny!

    Expect my call on OPvP. Come if you dare. Be warned. I foxtrot!


    Oh you do do you? Pffft.

    Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. But backwards. In heels.

    How FIERCE is YOUR dancing Mr. Foxypants??
  • realuniqueonerealuniqueone Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I suck and am prowd of it!

    That is all.
    >>> UniqueOne - Providing you with easy PVP kills since Feb 2012 <<<
  • syberghostsyberghost Member Posts: 1,711 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    thissler wrote: »
    Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did. But backwards. In heels.

    After being taught at length by choreographers Astaire and Hermes Pan. Then there's her tap numbers, which all had to be overdubbed by Pan, because she couldn't manage the same rhythm twice. Astair did his own overdubs, because he could.
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  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    How do you measure yourself?

    7 American quarters lined end to end on a flat table, but it was one of those crazy parties in Humbolt years ago so things are a bit fuzzy memorywise......
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

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  • thisslerthissler Member Posts: 2,055 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    syberghost wrote: »
    After being taught at length by choreographers Astaire and Hermes Pan. Then there's her tap numbers, which all had to be overdubbed by Pan, because she couldn't manage the same rhythm twice. Astair did his own overdubs, because he could.


    Don't be jealous it isn't flattering on you.

    She still did it. If somehow being taught how to do something becomes relevant there, I'll call and let you know.
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    frontiers,

    i've been know to get together a solid team pretty quick that woulnd't be considered "premade"....i guess.....im not on vent or ts much lately, hard to be on a good team and not have that....

    but if you are looking for above average performers who play clean, hit me up, i'll see if i can put together a team for you to test against.

    have fun kill bad guys

    Playing with you will be a honor! I will certainly hook-up with you. Awesome!
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    bitemepwe wrote: »
    7 American quarters lined end to end on a flat table, but it was one of those crazy parties in Humbolt years ago so things are a bit fuzzy memorywise......

    I remember those days! Though I must admit, I was a brutal fail ;)
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    syberghost wrote: »
    After being taught at length by choreographers Astaire and Hermes Pan. Then there's her tap numbers, which all had to be overdubbed by Pan, because she couldn't manage the same rhythm twice. Astair did his own overdubs, because he could.

    See the PvP community are live and tap-dancing :)
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I measure my self based on 2 factors, how well I played in the last match I was in. And How well my build is compared to my last build.

    If I am losing alot, I must not be doing something right, there fore I am probobly stinking up the place.

    And if my Build is not performing as well as I'd like it to be based on either my or some one elses suggestions, then I have to try something else.
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  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    sophlogimo wrote: »
    Interesting question: How should the game measure the quality of a person's/character's fighting, and should it display such a measure along with other character info?

    Should there even be a list of such measures, so that you know who is the #1 (or #125) PvPer in the game?

    Yes there should be a Leaderboard, is what your asking for.

    It would give PVPers another reason to PVP. To know who's doing the best in different catagories.
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
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  • dank65dank65 Member Posts: 44 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    webdeath wrote: »
    Yes there should be a Leaderboard, is what your asking for.

    It would give PVPers another reason to PVP. To know who's doing the best in different catagories.

    I agree there should be a leaderboard even though Id be at the bottom of most times but
    that doesn't bother me because I measure myself in PvP by how much Im having fun.

    I dont have the best build and if a wasn't lazy I would probably try to optimize my keybinds
    for better performance but Im not a Blackjack or a Keggers or a santa but I love flying with
    and against all the best that PvP has to offer and if I can break even on kills to deaths then
    Im having fun.

    Really isnt it the journey and not the destination that matters........;)
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  • aquitaine985aquitaine985 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I count myself as painfully mediocre. If you'd like to fight me to set a notch to work up from, I'm at your disposal.
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  • zorena#3961 zorena Member Posts: 254 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Most people know me ingame as the #1 player in all things, after mikey that is :)
    Noone.
  • teleon22teleon22 Member Posts: 424
    edited September 2012
    IDK, in pug matches I earn over a million in healing (1st Place) and often third in raw Damage. I think I?m a moderate PVP ranked player.
  • catcherintheskycatcherinthesky Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I'd love to shout out I AM DEATH FEAR ME!!!! but am more along the line of;

    I am DIE! Smear me!
  • drkfrontiersdrkfrontiers Member Posts: 2,477 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    zorandra wrote: »
    Most people know me ingame as the #1 player in all things, after mikey that is :)

    Added to my list!
  • teleon22teleon22 Member Posts: 424
    edited September 2012
    I'd love to shout out I AM DEATH FEAR ME!!!! but am more along the line of;

    I am DIED! Smear me!

    LOL... someone tasted the rainbow... :P
  • tick0tick0 Member Posts: 243 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    My Last PvP Match (I'm Sailor Moon)

    I know my team lost, but I still managed to pull off some pretty good numbers in my Defiant! :D
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  • thishorizonthishorizon Member Posts: 1,158
    edited September 2012
    tick0 wrote: »
    My Last PvP Match (I'm Sailor Moon)

    I know my team lost, but I still managed to pull off some pretty good numbers in my Defiant! :D

    um...

    tick is OP.
  • beary666stobeary666sto Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    tick0 wrote: »
    My Last PvP Match (I'm Sailor Moon)

    I know my team lost, but I still managed to pull off some pretty good numbers in my Defiant! :D

    Obviously if you had Tuxedo Mask on your team, you would've cleaned up.
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  • mettlemickymettlemicky Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    errrr.... I join the queues shut my eyes and hope for the best ;p
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  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    tick0 wrote: »
    My Last PvP Match (I'm Sailor Moon)

    I know my team lost, but I still managed to pull off some pretty good numbers in my Defiant! :D

    Ouch ouch ouch.
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
  • criminiuscriminius Member Posts: 184 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    I measure myself in inches.. normally its around 6"
  • bitemepwebitemepwe Member Posts: 6,760 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    criminius wrote: »
    I measure myself in inches.. normally its around 6"

    Roughly a $1.25 to $1.50? :p
    Leonard Nimoy, Spock.....:(

    R.I.P
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