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A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes: PW Edition

dark2soundark2soun Member Posts: 18 Arc User
edited July 2012 in Ten Forward
Now that Cryptic forums moved to Perfect World forums, it's time to make way for "A Whole Lot of Tribbles Jokes: PW Edition"!

Rules are simple:

1. Incorporate Tribble (the furry creature as seen in Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Trouble with Tribbles") in your post.
2. Use any form of statement (ex. short story, quote, dialogue, titles, etc.)
3. Please, make it funny the best you can!

To start off with my example:

Why the Tribble cross the road? To eat the quadrotriticale on the other side!
Cryptic forum join date: January 2010.
"Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
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    aesicaaesica Member Posts: 736 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    How about lyrics?

    So go back to your quarters
    and on your bunk you lay.
    You hope and pray that on our way
    we pass a bird of prey

    Tribbles hate the Klingons
    they really make em go.
    They get irate and they vibrate
    up in your heiney hole!
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    dark2soundark2soun Member Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    aesica wrote: »
    How about lyrics?

    So go back to your quarters
    and on your bunk you lay.
    You hope and pray that on our way
    we pass a bird of prey

    Tribbles hate the Klingons
    they really make em go.
    They get irate and they vibrate
    up in your heiney hole!

    Lyrics are just as fine as any Tribble. I have not seen a Tribble singing as good as yours!
    Cryptic forum join date: January 2010.
    "Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Space Creature basketball is a terrible idea, Tribbling the ball is much harder than it looks.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,256 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    A klingon with an eye patch
    wanders into Baskin Cappy's

    A Toucan behind the counter ask JC what they want
    A Cone for the Lady

    Hort looks over the Broad Klingons shoulder to see an Attractive young Lady
    with a Targ on the Leash

    So General whats your daughter like
    She not my daughter and she's like the air and the sky a treasure
    No no Sir please the menu your holding up the line


    Three scoops Msr Toucan make it fast

    Miss Waffle or Sugar?

    No i'm indecisive and No sugar i don't know you

    Sherbet 3 colours please good sir

    Nice accent is your papa a French Klingon?

    NEICE.. he's my uncle

    no nice as in never mind three here..

    Uncle Krang this mans bird has given me the Tribbles

    TRIBBLES? which ones ah.. RIv, Grif and Zinc.. in waffle
    make that two orders.

    here's you 160Zen

    thank you sir and Lady have a NICE day!
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    Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
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    gonzo86gonzo86 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    And if I die before I awake, I pray the tribble not to shake.
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    dark2soundark2soun Member Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    You can kick a Tribble on the ground...

    But you can never keep a good Tribble down!
    Cryptic forum join date: January 2010.
    "Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Fist of the Tribble.
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    My character Tsin'xing
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    lonnehartlonnehart Member Posts: 846 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    The ultimate weapon against the Klingons?

    ...

    The Photon Tribble Launcher. :)
    *sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"

    "Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
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    jg2112jg2112 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Whenever they need to color things in with a pen, they tribble. Good? ....No? ok.
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    tharkantharkan Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Why do Star Wars fans hate Trekkies?

    Because instead of Tribbles, their resident small furry creatures are Ewoks.
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    senshibat01senshibat01 Member Posts: 11,256 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    and no Team Rocket... Meow

    Wait ok a Tribble goes into their fav place for grain and its gone..
    the smell of cheep perfume lingers in the room..

    The tribble looks up and sees bread...

    Lightbuld goes off " Ah well when on USS Rome.. eat bread" :/

    Team rocket bakign off agin....*
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    Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
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    captrayvenwingcaptrayvenwing Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    A man walks into 10 forward with a tribble.

    Guinean says "hey where did you get that pig?"

    The man says "This isn't a pig. It's a tribble"

    Guinan replies "I was talking to the tribble"

    *************************
    Klingon, Romulan and a Tribble walk into 10 forward

    Guinan looks up and says "What is this? A joke?"
    The Account formally known as Rayvenwing
    Actual Join Date : Feb 2010

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    markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    How many tribbles do you get if you let them eat all the food on your ship?

    OVER 9000!
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    My character Tsin'xing
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    bermanatorbermanator Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Worf: I am scared of nothing!

    *shows Worf tribble*

    *Worf wimpers*
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    jg2112 wrote: »
    Whenever they need to color things in with a pen, they tribble. Good? ....No? ok.

    I liked it. :P
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    dark2soundark2soun Member Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited July 2012
    Once upon a time, Girl Tribble meets Boy Tribble.

    Girl Tribble asks Boy Tribble on what he likes to do.

    Boy Tribble replies...

    "Eating, Sleeping, and Reproducing."

    Girl Tribble tells Boy Tribble...

    "Me too!"

    Girl Tribble and Boy Tribble hold hands together, and happily run off to the sunset!

    The End.
    Cryptic forum join date: January 2010.
    "Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
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