Now that Cryptic forums moved to Perfect World forums, it's time to make way for "A Whole Lot of Tribbles Jokes: PW Edition"!
Rules are simple:
1. Incorporate Tribble (the furry creature as seen in Star Trek: The Original Series episode "The Trouble with Tribbles") in your post.
2. Use any form of statement (ex. short story, quote, dialogue, titles, etc.)
3. Please, make it funny the best you can!
To start off with my example:
Why the Tribble cross the road? To eat the quadrotriticale on the other side!
Cryptic forum join date: January 2010.
"Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
A klingon with an eye patch
wanders into Baskin Cappy's
A Toucan behind the counter ask JC what they want
A Cone for the Lady
Hort looks over the Broad Klingons shoulder to see an Attractive young Lady
with a Targ on the Leash
So General whats your daughter like
She not my daughter and she's like the air and the sky a treasure
No no Sir please the menu your holding up the line
Three scoops Msr Toucan make it fast
Miss Waffle or Sugar?
No i'm indecisive and No sugar i don't know you
Sherbet 3 colours please good sir
Nice accent is your papa a French Klingon?
NEICE.. he's my uncle
no nice as in never mind three here..
Uncle Krang this mans bird has given me the Tribbles
TRIBBLES? which ones ah.. RIv, Grif and Zinc.. in waffle
make that two orders.
*sings* "I like Gammera! He's so neat!!! He is full of turtle meat!!!"
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
Comments
So go back to your quarters
and on your bunk you lay.
You hope and pray that on our way
we pass a bird of prey
Tribbles hate the Klingons
they really make em go.
They get irate and they vibrate
up in your heiney hole!
Lyrics are just as fine as any Tribble. I have not seen a Tribble singing as good as yours!
"Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
wanders into Baskin Cappy's
A Toucan behind the counter ask JC what they want
A Cone for the Lady
Hort looks over the Broad Klingons shoulder to see an Attractive young Lady
with a Targ on the Leash
So General whats your daughter like
She not my daughter and she's like the air and the sky a treasure
No no Sir please the menu your holding up the line
Three scoops Msr Toucan make it fast
Miss Waffle or Sugar?
No i'm indecisive and No sugar i don't know you
Sherbet 3 colours please good sir
Nice accent is your papa a French Klingon?
NEICE.. he's my uncle
no nice as in never mind three here..
Uncle Krang this mans bird has given me the Tribbles
TRIBBLES? which ones ah.. RIv, Grif and Zinc.. in waffle
make that two orders.
here's you 160Zen
thank you sir and Lady have a NICE day!
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
But you can never keep a good Tribble down!
"Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.
My character Tsin'xing
...
The Photon Tribble Launcher.
"Hah! You are doomed! You're only armed with that pathetic excuse for a musical instrument!!!" *the Savage Beast moments before Lonnehart the Bard used music to soothe him... then beat him to death with his Fat Lute*
Because instead of Tribbles, their resident small furry creatures are Ewoks.
Wait ok a Tribble goes into their fav place for grain and its gone..
the smell of cheep perfume lingers in the room..
The tribble looks up and sees bread...
Lightbuld goes off " Ah well when on USS Rome.. eat bread"
Team rocket bakign off agin....*
Tsuki ni Kawatte Oshioki Yo
Guinean says "hey where did you get that pig?"
The man says "This isn't a pig. It's a tribble"
Guinan replies "I was talking to the tribble"
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Klingon, Romulan and a Tribble walk into 10 forward
Guinan looks up and says "What is this? A joke?"
Actual Join Date : Feb 2010
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
OVER 9000!
My character Tsin'xing
*shows Worf tribble*
*Worf wimpers*
I liked it. :P
Girl Tribble asks Boy Tribble on what he likes to do.
Boy Tribble replies...
"Eating, Sleeping, and Reproducing."
Girl Tribble tells Boy Tribble...
"Me too!"
Girl Tribble and Boy Tribble hold hands together, and happily run off to the sunset!
The End.
"Captain" Akira Kato of Lafamilia fleet.