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A Whole Lot of Tribble Jokes

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
Ok, not sure a thread like this exist around. But... set your Tribble jokes here and here. Anything from Tribble quotes to Tribble recipes. Just make those Tribble jokes amusing the best you can.

Starting off with...
"Tribble me this, Tribble me that."
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    It's quite tribblesome to think up tribble jokes, so here's a premade joke:

    Why did the Tribble cross the road?
    So it could eat the chicken.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    What's the best gift for a fat person?

    A tribble. It'll eat the food before they have a chance to eat it, ergo they'll lose weight.

    Lest not forget that a tribble makes an excellent hat. Failing that, it can be skinned and it's fur used for clothing and rugs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Feed a Tribble once. Shame on you. Feed a Tribble twice. Shame on me.

    It's Tribble heaven!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I might as well try my hand at this and take a page from Warcrack:

    Coming soon to a Holosuite near you: Tribbles of the Caribbean! Staring Tribble as Captian Jack Tribble
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    "Tribble Kill"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Question: How many tribbles does it take to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb?

    Answer: One million seven hundred seventy one thousand five hundred sixty one. That's assuming one tribble, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve hours over a period of three days.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    May the Tribble be with you.

    I have a bad Tribble about this.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    All your Tribble are belong to us!!!:p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Never send a hairball to do a Tribble's job! :D

    Believe it! :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    a tribble is wise until it speaks
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    the good

    the bad

    the tribble
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    The Harry Tribble show.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    All Tribbles lead to Rome
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    oooh i remember when this went around STO and a good quarter of the games population ended up silenced because of it.

    Guess we could call that Tribblegate. *ba dum ching!*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Cormoran wrote: »
    oooh i remember when this went around STO and a good quarter of the games population ended up silenced because of it.

    Guess we could call that Tribblegate. *ba dum ching!*
    That got a laugh! :D

    Along the lines of ISIHAC (google it!!!) I present these:
    Mr and Mrs. "A Tribble" and their daughter "Purr like", also accompanied by their son "Grrr like"
    Mr. "Bennet what a Tribble" and his son, "Gordon"
    Mr and Mrs "Tribble" and their sons "Hungry", "Like", "The".
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    this...... is......TRIBBLE!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    "We're Off to See the Tribble."

    "The Wonderful Tribble of STO." :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Return Of The Tribble.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Crouching Tribble hidden Targ
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    couldnt resist after watching the movie

    "Starship Tribbles"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Hamlet had it wrong
    Tribble or sehlat
    ...that is the question :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Cormoran wrote: »
    oooh i remember when this went around STO and a good quarter of the games population ended up silenced because of it.

    Guess we could call that Tribblegate. *ba dum ching!*

    It's 'ba dum DUM ching'.

    Sorry, I'll try not to tribble with semantics.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    From the pages of Childrens TV


    POWER RANGERS: TRIBBLE FORCE
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Cryptic Comics Presents:

    "The Amazing Spider-Tribble"!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Me so Tribble, me Tribble you long time.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    This little Tribble went to the Exchange,
    This little Tribble stayed on Earth Spacedock,
    This little Tribble had Quadrotriticale,
    This little Tribble had a litter.
    And this little Tribble went...
    "Purr Purr Purr" all the way to Qo'noS...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Supertribblefragiltribbleexpialitribbleous
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Cry Havok, and let loose the tribbles of war !!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    [about the first defeat of the South Essex]
    Wellesley: This is a report from Major Hogan, which differs somewhat from your account, Sir Henry.
    Sir Henry Simmerson: Major Hogan is merely an engineer, sir.
    Wellesley: Major Hogan's coat buttons up tight over a number of other duties, Sir Henry. Major Hogan reports a number of losses, Sir Henry. He says you first lost your head, and instead of destroying the tribble, you fed it. He says you then lost your nerve, and ran from a small French Tribble. He says you lost ten men, a Major and two sergeants. He says you finally lost your sense of honour and blew up the Tribble , cutting off a rescue party led by Lieutenant Sharpe. Major Hogan leaves the worst to the last. He says you lost the King's Tribble.
    Sir Henry Simmerson: [nervous] The fault was not mine, sir. Major Lennox must answer.
    Wellesley: [shouting] Major Lennox Answered With His Life!

    As you should have done if you had any sense of honour! You lost the Tribble of the King of England! You disgraced us, sir. You shamed us, sir. You will answer!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Did you know that King John lost the entire tribblery of England to the sea during the campaign before the signing of the Magna Carta?
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