Of late, I have noticed unusual discussions in Ten Forward. Ergo, I have created simple rules based on what people have said in the past. All are subject ot change.
1. By posting in Ten Forward, you agree to these rules. It's not our fault if you don't look.
2. Bacon is the be-all and end-all.
3. If you have offended either Empress Ravenstein or HRH Capulet, you have just signed away your freedom and individuality to the said offended person, for them to do as they see fit.
4. Hort has to stay at a minimum one thread away from any new female members. If unsure, he must wait for a gender indicator.
5. No vomiting, running, eating, or camera recording allowed next to the pools.
6. Your being watched at all times
7. You have agreed to have non-intelligent, no wholly-STO game related threads in the sacred area known as "Ten Forward". There are numerous other sections to do that in.
8. If in doubt, speak gobbledy-TRIBBLE and nod. It'll get you out of any situation.
9. These rules are subject to change.
10. When in doubt, it's probably heretical.
11: There is no such thing as a stupid question, but you may not like some of the responses.
12. Spacefork hates you. It's not gender, ethnicity, capability, nationality or faith related. He just hates everyone.
Of late, I have noticed unusual discussions in Ten Forward. Ergo, I have created simple rules based on what people have said in the past. All are subject ot change.
1. By posting in Ten Forward, you agree to these rules. It's not our fault if you don't look.
No.
2. Bacon is the be-all and end-all.
What? I haven't even heard anyone talk about bacon.
3. If you have offended either Empress Ravenstein or HRH Capulet, you have just signed away your freedom and individuality to the said offended person, for them to do as they see fit.
Forum cliques are lol just like school ones.
4. Hort has to stay 2 threads away from any new female members. If unsure, he must wait for a gender indicator.
NO!
5. No vomiting, running, eating, or camera recording allowed next to the pools.
There is no pool.
6. Your being watched at all times
It's "you're" as in "you are."
7. Should either Capulet, Ravenstein or Saint Hazard be missing, order is to be retained as long as possible by the current online members.
Quiet with your cliques.
8. You have agreed to have non-intelligent, no wholly-STO game related threads in the sacred area known as "Ten Forward". There are numerous other sections to do that in.
The only good rule so far.
9. If in doubt, speak gobbledy-TRIBBLE and nod. It'll get you out of any situation.
Don't forget rule #12: Chuck Norris will still kick your TRIBBLE in this forum....
And let's not forget rule #12.57386730376 subsection B, subsubsection 8: If you **** with or derail any of the RPs............. We will release Hort on you. And you will be malleted. And have boots thrown at your cranium.
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Well, that's good
Relies in quote.
11. When trying to find normality within Ten Foward, Chat is our and your best role model.
Erm, uh gah ehr pa-... mm-hm.
1: Ravenstein and Capulet are always right.
2: See Rule #1
It's replies, as in replies.
And let's not forget rule #12.57386730376 subsection B, subsubsection 8: If you **** with or derail any of the RPs............. We will release Hort on you. And you will be malleted. And have boots thrown at your cranium.
Rule 13: Chuck Norris will be easily beaten by Brock Samson, Yuki Nagato, Dr. McNinja, Kimiko Arisato, or Yuri Lowell, among others.
Rule 14: When in doubt, it's probably heretical.
Rule 15: No cats allowed.
Rule 16: There is no rule 16.
Rule 17: Post a hot/cute girl or get out.
Rule 18: Captain Sulu > Captain Kirk or Picard
Rule 19: Have faith in the God-Empress of Man.
Rule 20: There is no such thing as a stupid question, but you may not like some of the responses.
So hort is still stuck in the ghost trap?
Rule 21: Feed hort cookies routinely to keep him quiet.
Double Tap.
Rule #23
SpaceFork hates you.
Couldn't resist!
And there are pools. how come you've missed the biggest one?
And yes, that was the only photo allowed.
Not that I've noticed or anything
Rule# 29: Whenever you are trying to be funny, count on some Negative Nancy to come ruin your thread..
you know who you are...
A suggested change my friend made
Yuki Nagato can rewrite reality at will. Of course she can beat Chuck Norris.
On top of that she is soooo cute.
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*ducks*
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HOLD IT!
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