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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
Of late, I have noticed unusual discussions in Ten Forward. Ergo, I have created simple rules based on what people have said in the past. All are subject ot change.

1. By posting in Ten Forward, you agree to these rules. It's not our fault if you don't look.

2. Bacon is the be-all and end-all.

3. If you have offended either Empress Ravenstein or HRH Capulet, you have just signed away your freedom and individuality to the said offended person, for them to do as they see fit.

4. Hort has to stay at a minimum one thread away from any new female members. If unsure, he must wait for a gender indicator.

5. No vomiting, running, eating, or camera recording allowed next to the pools.

6. Your being watched at all times

7. You have agreed to have non-intelligent, no wholly-STO game related threads in the sacred area known as "Ten Forward". There are numerous other sections to do that in.

8. If in doubt, speak gobbledy-TRIBBLE and nod. It'll get you out of any situation.

9. These rules are subject to change.

10. When in doubt, it's probably heretical.

11: There is no such thing as a stupid question, but you may not like some of the responses.

12. Spacefork hates you. It's not gender, ethnicity, capability, nationality or faith related. He just hates everyone.

13. Chuck Norris.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    10. These rules are subject to change.

    Well, that's good
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Of late, I have noticed unusual discussions in Ten Forward. Ergo, I have created simple rules based on what people have said in the past. All are subject ot change.

    1. By posting in Ten Forward, you agree to these rules. It's not our fault if you don't look.

    No.

    2. Bacon is the be-all and end-all.

    What? I haven't even heard anyone talk about bacon.

    3. If you have offended either Empress Ravenstein or HRH Capulet, you have just signed away your freedom and individuality to the said offended person, for them to do as they see fit.

    Forum cliques are lol just like school ones.

    4. Hort has to stay 2 threads away from any new female members. If unsure, he must wait for a gender indicator.

    NO!

    5. No vomiting, running, eating, or camera recording allowed next to the pools.

    There is no pool.

    6. Your being watched at all times

    It's "you're" as in "you are."

    7. Should either Capulet, Ravenstein or Saint Hazard be missing, order is to be retained as long as possible by the current online members.

    Quiet with your cliques.

    8. You have agreed to have non-intelligent, no wholly-STO game related threads in the sacred area known as "Ten Forward". There are numerous other sections to do that in.

    The only good rule so far.

    9. If in doubt, speak gobbledy-TRIBBLE and nod. It'll get you out of any situation.

    No. If in doubt flame.

    10. These rules are subject to change.

    I hope they change into something less sucky.

    Relies in quote.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    What about the Chat rule?

    11. When trying to find normality within Ten Foward, Chat is our and your best role model.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    MGDawson wrote: »
    9. If in doubt, speak gobbledy-TRIBBLE and nod. It'll get you out of any situation.

    Erm, uh gah ehr pa-... mm-hm.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Swing and a miss in terms of lolz.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    there should only be two rules...

    1: Ravenstein and Capulet are always right.

    2: See Rule #1
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Relies in quote.

    It's replies, as in replies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Don't forget rule #12: Chuck Norris will still kick your TRIBBLE in this forum....

    And let's not forget rule #12.57386730376 subsection B, subsubsection 8: If you **** with or derail any of the RPs............. We will release Hort on you. And you will be malleted. And have boots thrown at your cranium.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    Don't forget rule #12: Chuck Norris will still kick your TRIBBLE in this forum....

    Rule 13: Chuck Norris will be easily beaten by Brock Samson, Yuki Nagato, Dr. McNinja, Kimiko Arisato, or Yuri Lowell, among others.

    Rule 14: When in doubt, it's probably heretical.

    Rule 15: No cats allowed.

    Rule 16: There is no rule 16.

    Rule 17: Post a hot/cute girl or get out.

    Rule 18: Captain Sulu > Captain Kirk or Picard

    Rule 19: Have faith in the God-Empress of Man.

    Rule 20: There is no such thing as a stupid question, but you may not like some of the responses.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    If you **** with or derail any of the RPs............. We will release Hort on you.

    So hort is still stuck in the ghost trap? :(

    Rule 21: Feed hort cookies routinely to keep him quiet.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #22
    Double Tap.

    Rule #23
    SpaceFork hates you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #24 ignore all rules excpet the one about upsetting any thread not just RP ones
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Relies in quote.
    You've never read ONCE about BACON?!? :eek: Where have you 'Breen'?
    Couldn't resist!
    And there are pools. how come you've missed the biggest one?

    And yes, that was the only photo allowed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Chuck Norris? Pass. I'll follow my own rules.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    #25- When composing a list of Ten-Forward types for various made up awards or accolades, you must ALWAYS neglect in include CAPTWinters

    Not that I've noticed or anything :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    #26 - Please disregard all of the above.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule # 27 - Chat must always bring the Kopparberg Pear Cider and bacon wrapped cupcakes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule # 28: Cupcakes or Death...

    Rule# 29: Whenever you are trying to be funny, count on some Negative Nancy to come ruin your thread..

    you know who you are...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #30 - only people with special day passes, or a natural immunity to evil, may visit other areas of the forums.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #31: Anyone found making fun of any member of the 10 Forward Forum in any way whatsoever will be ASSIMILATED by my Cybermen friends
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Rule 13: Chuck Norris will be easily beaten by Brock Samson, Yugi
    Moto
    , Dr. McNinja, Kimiko Arisato, or Yuri Lowell, among others.

    A suggested change my friend made
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    spartan844 wrote:
    A suggested change my friend made

    Yuki Nagato can rewrite reality at will. Of course she can beat Chuck Norris.

    On top of that she is soooo cute.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #32: When in doubt drink a bottle of kanar. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #33: Redheads are hot! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #34: Rules 35 is a nemesis plot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #35: Avoid Arachnos.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule #36: The plot will alway thicken if you stir it enough.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Rule 37: Ignore all rules above and below this rule.

    *ducks* :p
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