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101 Uses for a Dead Tribble

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
Ok so first I want to say that I am not advocating animal cruelty. Tribbles are fictional and if you really think about it kind of creepy. My suggestion is for the Klingon side, as Klingons and Tribbles do not get along.

I suggest Klingons get to use Tribbles in Crafting. For example you have X amount of tribbles and a few other materials, you can make a speical Personal Armor set that gives you a permanent tribble buff. (about one third to a half of the standard tribble buff).

Obviously one could go the culinary route, but that's a little cliche.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    *looks over at door*

    Uh. They make pretty good non-scratching doorstops.

    I'd like to be able to have them cosmetically infest my ship interior. Lying the the corner of a hallway every once in a while or something. Like being able to put an easter egg on your own ship for when you have guests over.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Insert a stick in one and you'd have a good cup scrubber.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Boil 'em down, make Klingon repellant.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Hey, Don't get PETT in here! (People for the Ethical Treatment of Tribbles)

    Shower scrubby...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I've heard Federation-Amazon uses them as packing material when shipping books.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    alkem wrote: »
    Insert a stick in one and you'd have a good cup scrubber.

    Or a toilet brush!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Use two as earmuffs in winter time or when visitng Andoria.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    ShamWow (c)(r) The Tribble Version
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Furry footballs for kids, puppies and kittens.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Well I was trying to be somewhat serious.... but these are all pretty funny.

    There should be more uses in the game for tribbles is all I am saying. "Real" uses.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Well I was trying to be somewhat serious.... but these are all pretty funny.

    There should be more uses in the game for tribbles is all I am saying. "Real" uses.

    Too late. This has already been hijacked. We should keep this up. The Devs should take the best ones and put together a 2012 daily desktop calendar. It'll have a different one everyday with the username of the submitter. Sell it on the website.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Bolderine wrote:

    Critters for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Actually, I kinda like the ship infestation idea the guy on page one had. Could be kinda neat. OR.......THE TRIBBLE TERRARIUM.......I also think having the Klinks dissecting tribbles and making armor buffs is full of win.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Tie a string to it and hang it in front of my view screen in some 25th century version of a 1970's fashion trend :o
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Tie a string to it and hang it in front of my view screen in some 25th century version of a 1970's fashion trend :o

    You could also take two of them and hang them off the bottom of the ship. :p

    How about: Bat'leth tip protectors.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Two words on how to use Tribbles. Shag Carpeting.

    Other options include: Pillow stuffing, mattress stuffing, wig for a dog, impact reducers, mops, and kindling.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Caitians love them for toys. If you could genengineer them into cubes they would make nice fuzzy dice.Makeup appliers.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Mittens.

    /10char
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    I'd buy a tribble of borg plush toy if sto ever got around to selling them. ...

    fill a pool with tribbles
    use them as ammunition like paintball
    shave them and use the hair to fight male pattern baldness on bolians
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited January 2011
    Tribble Nuggets :D

    yum
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