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edited January 2011 in Ten Forward
I put the sign on the brand new bar, The Chamber Pot. I picked the name and this bar has everything replicators and two holodecks. What people don't realize though is that this isn't just any bar and I am not just any man I work for Starfleet Command and I have a mission. Yes this bar has the best liqueur in the Alpha quadrant but I am here to meet people and hopefully I will find those individuals that I need. I go back behind the counter and wait for the first customers to come in.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I have been observing the bar from across the street for an hour. It has just opened, but I think I recognize the owner. I'm going to ensure there are no traps set, then I'll go in and investigate.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I make sure I take down any security force fields the only security here are my employees all agents for the federation this goes all the way to the top and these are tough times ships spilling in from the mirror universe the Klingons and Romulans getting stronger day by day and gaining more territory. We were caught off guard when all of this started, who would have thought the empire would reorganize and become a major force in the galaxy, I volunteered for this job I am one of the few doctors in starfleet with high enough clearance and because I am one of the few doctors conducting research into the fields necessary, I am a the only one who can do this special mission a mission if successful will save starfleet and the federation from total disaster
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    My bug sweeps have all come up negative. No listening devices, weapons, or any other systems that could hinder me. If this man really is Federation, why do my superiors have me following him around? Aren't we on the same side? I enter the bar and approach the man at the counter. I'm going to have to gather some more information.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ravenstein strolls into the cantina, sporting a black robe tied with a white belt. A cute red scarf is wrapped around her neck and she has a sheathed sword tucked in her belt. Any sensors register only a faint energy blip as she enters and takes a seat. She leans back comfortably and kicks her feet up on chair and proceeds to take out a handheld gaming system and starts playing.

    A waitress heads over to her and says, "Can I help you?"

    "Yes!" Ravenstein says enthusiastically, "Bread pudding and black tea. Lots of both." She gets back to playing her game.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I am suprised to see that a strangely dressed person wearing what looks to be a sword has entered the bar. That might complicate things. I run a facial analysis scan with the tiny camera mounted on my lapel and transmit it up to my ship for matching. Normally the small supercomputer in my belt would have handled that, but it is deactivated. I am under orders to keep a minimal energy reading profile. I turn back to the bar to see the man behind it has vanished in the time it took to run the scan. I figure I might as well sit down and observe
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "Who would name a bar after a toilet?"
    *shakes head and walks away*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I put the bread and pudding and hot tea on the tray and send it over to the young lady's table. I notice the gentleman sitting by himself at the table. I pour one shot glass with 100 proof vodka and a grab an empty one as well. I notice the gentleman sitting down at the table by himself. I drink my drink "Whats your poison"? I ask him "please disable your scanner, are you my contact?" I ask him Meanwhile Two waitresses walk around serving customers there drinks and a is sweeping in the corner, the man is from one of the units I once commanded a black ops unit.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *reads sign on door*

    "Freash fudge eh?"

    *walks in*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I notice the man walking through the door I beckon one of the waitress to give the man some fudge and whatever he wants to drink after all this bar serves everything and whatever we have we can replicate.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I put the bread and pudding and hot tea on the tray and send it over to the young lady's table. I notice the gentleman sitting by himself at the table. I pour one shot glass with 100 proof vodka and a grab an empty one as well. I notice the gentleman sitting down at the table by himself. I drink my drink "Whats your poison"? I ask him "please disable your scanner, are you my contact?" I ask him Meanwhile Two waitresses walk around serving customers there drinks and a is sweeping in the corner, the man is from one of the units I once commanded a black ops unit.

    I hand him a small memory chip. "No, I am not your contact, unfortunately I'm working for someone else. With your experience, you can probably guess who it is (If you have watched all of DS9). I've been sent to observe you, but I don't know why. My orders are explicit, but I think your allegiance lies with the federation, no matter what my superiors think. That chip contains names and faces of all the other agents following you. Consider it a gift. I recommend you memorize them.

    And, for that drink, do you have any Kanar? I know it sounds strange, but I developed a taste for it working with some Cardassians a few years back."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I put the bread and pudding and hot tea on the tray and send it over to the young lady's table.

    Ravenstein starts eagerly eating the bread pudding and drinking the tea. "This is soooo good. It's been years since I have been able to have real tea. Not to mention bread pudding," she said, "Oh, right! I'll need to pay for this."

    She takes out an old fashioned leather coin purse and starts looking through the coins. It is an assemblage of coins from different periods, cultures, and worlds. There are ancient Roman denarii, Ventian ducats, American silver dollars, gold Russian rubles, Rupees, Bajoran currency, Bolian credit disks, chips of gold-pressed latinum, ancient Chinese copper disks, and there is even a fabled Canadian Loonie.

    "So...how much is it?" she asks.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *men waring a robe and mask walks in*
    Hmm.
    *sits on bar stool one chair away from Raven, and the others sit close by*
    One cup of green tea with rice on the side.
    ...
    *wateriness puts down a platter*
    Thank you.
    *keeps hood on but removes mask, drinks tea*
    Wonderful.
    *eats rice, finishes and puts mask back on*
    It was very good.
    *set 5 strips of gold on the bar table, nods and the other men walk out*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I walk into the bar and sit at an empty table at the far corner. When the waitress approaches, I say "I'm waiting for someone." Best to survey the crowd before getting comfortable or trusting the beverages.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I put the bread and pudding and hot tea on the tray and send it over to the young lady's table. I notice the gentleman sitting by himself at the table. I pour one shot glass with 100 proof vodka and a grab an empty one as well. I notice the gentleman sitting down at the table by himself. I drink my drink "Whats your poison"? I ask him "please disable your scanner, are you my contact?" I ask him Meanwhile Two waitresses walk around serving customers there drinks and a is sweeping in the corner, the man is from one of the units I once commanded a black ops unit.

    as for me when i bake some thing 4 try cake in betren then=m i use rum an whitechochet-
    as for the holday ice on rum butercram 2 teaspoon rum manger powersurer an a pain salt

    conttrant me i tell u more:D:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Nilladog wrote: »
    I walk into the bar and sit at an empty table at the far corner. Best to survey the crowd before getting comfortable or trusting the beverages.
    Nilla? What, pray, are you doing here? Not attempting to romance the waitresses are you? :p

    *wanders over to Bar* Barkeep, can I have a glass of warm milk?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    MGDawson wrote: »
    Nilla? What, pray, are you doing here? Not attempting to romance the waitresses are you? :p

    *wanders over to Bar* Barkeep, can I have a glass of warm milk?

    Fortunately my Deltan prowess has minimal affects on the waitress. My contact is running late so as the waitress checks in, I order a Saurian brandy and hasparat. I continue to eye the man at the bar; the suspect I'm pursuing has stomach problems and constantly drinks milk to settle his stomach.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I hand him a small memory chip. "No, I am not your contact, unfortunately I'm working for someone else. With your experience, you can probably guess who it is (If you have watched all of DS9). I've been sent to observe you, but I don't know why. My orders are explicit, but I think your allegiance lies with the federation, no matter what my superiors think. That chip contains names and faces of all the other agents following you. Consider it a gift. I recommend you memorize them.

    And, for that drink, do you have any Kanar? I know it sounds strange, but I developed a taste for it working with some Cardassians a few years back."



    I pour some Kanar into the glass and Takes the chip, thanks I will memorize this list, I know why you were sent here I am for the federation but this mission goes against everything, but these are dangerous times and desperate times call for desperate measures if successful this mission will ensure federation security and end the war, I think you and I have the same goals so do you want in?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    Ravenstein starts eagerly eating the bread pudding and drinking the tea. "This is soooo good. It's been years since I have been able to have real tea. Not to mention bread pudding," she said, "Oh, right! I'll need to pay for this."

    She takes out an old fashioned leather coin purse and starts looking through the coins. It is an assemblage of coins from different periods, cultures, and worlds. There are ancient Roman denarii, Ventian ducats, American silver dollars, gold Russian rubles, Rupees, Bajoran currency, Bolian credit disks, chips of gold-pressed latinum, ancient Chinese copper disks, and there is even a fabled Canadian Loonie.

    "So...how much is it?" she asks.


    I notice the rare coins madam may I ask are you how did you acquire these rare items
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I notice the rare coins madam may I ask are you how did you acquire these rare items

    "I found them here and there," she said, "Usually I barter with guys from the Rukon or pick up what I find on my missions. Then when I get assigned to a mission around humans I carry some with so that I can get proper tea and bread pudding. You know how hard it is to find tea and pudding where I am from? Really hard. I mean you can only live on rice, curry, and noodles so much before it starts getting booooring."

    She looks at Admiral Black. "Confused? Just think about the line 'There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy' and things should become more clear." She took another drink of tea. "Because seriously, there are powers at work here beyond your wildest imaginings."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *walks over to barkeeper*
    ... my species has ineradicable telepathic and telekinetic ability's, i could not stop my self from hearing your conversation with the man that handed you a memory chip, and i could help you what do you say?
    *the men who left are behind me*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    xemion1111 wrote: »
    *walks over to barkeeper*
    ... my species has ineradicable telepathic and telekinetic ability's, i could not stop my self from hearing your conversation with the man that handed you a memory chip, and i could help you what do you say?
    *the men who left are behind me*

    come sit down with me and my friend here *pours another shot of vodka* please sit down can I get you anything to drink ? and I am here in part to find like minded individuals for this mission, I certainly could use someone with telepathic abilities, let me ask you are you willing to whatever it takes to defend the federation and how do I know you are not an enemy agent?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    come sit down with me and my friend here *pours another shot of vodka* please sit down can I get you anything to drink ? and I am here in part to find like minded individuals for this mission, I certainly could use someone with telepathic abilities, let me ask you are you willing to whatever it takes to defend the federation and how do I know you are not an enemy agent?

    *talks to him in his mind*
    **well the way to tell is, when i am in your mind there is an open door to mine, you may search my mind but i must say the federation is peaceful but some time you can get every angry, my world was destroyed in resalt of a war between are sister planet, we were a peaceful world and they were the most aggressive world in our galaxy, i think you can be trusted.**
    *removes mask and shows a man that looks exactly like a human, with blue hair, blue eyes and has a perfect tan:D*
    well, these men are not flesh and blood nor hologram.
    *pulls out a blue sphere the men vanish inside the sphere*
    now you may contact me by thinking "xemion" i must get back to my ship and recharge this sphere.
    *bows, and puts mask back on*
    good day.
    *walks out
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *Man with combat armor
    <

    walks in, pistol at his side, rifles slung across his back.*

    He walks up to the counter;

    "Nice place, here! Can I have a coke?"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    spartan844 wrote:
    *Man with combat armor
    <

    walks in, pistol at his side, rifles slung across his back.*

    He walks up to the counter;

    "Nice place, here! Can I have a coke?"


    sure can what unit you with or are you flying solo
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    xemion1111 wrote: »
    *talks to him in his mind*
    **well the way to tell is, when i am in your mind there is an open door to mine, you may search my mind but i must say the federation is peaceful but some time you can get every angry, my world was destroyed in resalt of a war between are sister planet, we were a peaceful world and they were the most aggressive world in our galaxy, i think you can be trusted.**
    *removes mask and shows a man that looks exactly like a human, with blue hair, blue eyes and has a perfect tan:D*
    well, these men are not flesh and blood nor hologram.
    *pulls out a blue sphere the men vanish inside the sphere*
    now you may contact me by thinking "xemion" i must get back to my ship and recharge this sphere.
    *bows, and puts mask back on*
    good day.
    *walks out
    '


    *Looks at him* before you walk out can we talk in private?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I'm with the 105th.

    The "Helljumpers" if you will.

    My buddies are gonna be here in a sec. Best you have some weapons ready, though. One of 'em goes crazy if he has too much to drink. He's got brown armor. Don't let him have too much.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    '


    *Looks at him* before you walk out can we talk in private?

    sure.
    *walks over too him, talks in his mind*
    **what is it?**
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *ODSTs walk in, two of which are already wasted. The armored man walks over and addresses them.*

    "You two, get out now, you appear to have already had some drink. The rest of you... ugh, ya know what, it's the holiday season. Feel free to drink your hearts out, but don't blame me if we get attacked at our next mission and you're too drunk to shoot. And Malaroy, behave yourself."

    "YES SIR! yessir."

    *Malaroy walks up to the bar*

    "Give me your strongest Vodka."

    Armored man: *Facepalm*

    *Clicks off saftey on his pistol, just in case, looks at the other ODSTs, and getures toward Malaroy. The ODSTs realize that Malaroy is going to have too much vodka again, and click off their safties as well, as a precaution. One of the ODSTs steals Malaroy's pistol as another precaution*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    dont worry I was in special ops and I am a doctor *puts glasses on the table* so what are you guys drinking? and I am looking for men like you to help me with my mission you in?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    "How special? Squad five specializes in offensive kido, but all operatives like me are masters of stealth and infiltration," Ravenstein said.
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