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funny canon things that could be brought to STO

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My list, you free to add you own

1. Federation women walking around the ship used to swing thier hips more :D

2. The undergarment of the STO female crewman skirt was the same color as the uniform
red skirt...red nickers

3. Need bee hive hair du

4. If your captian engages in melee combat with klingons...his shirt must tear

5. Vulcan melee weapon polearms.....? hmm?

6. If a red shirt security boarding party member falls...they don't get back up :p just beam in the next leming

7. If we do ANOTHER time travel thingy...have spock there to mind meld on the player....Facinating


feel free to add to the list...but keep it canon please...or kinda canon :D
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    8. Your Captain must be able to seduce any female of any species with a cheesy line and contorted kiss.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Something must happen to Spock, Kirk, Mccoy or Scotty every episode (EG. Spock going mad / Mccoy going mad. Scotty being accused of murder. Kirk being court marshalled.)


    Oh and you must act like you aren't sexist but in reality make all your female crew wear the worlds shortest skirts. And the women always cook.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    LukeSim wrote:
    Something must happen to Spock, Kirk, Mccoy or Scotty every episode (EG. Spock going mad / Mccoy going mad. Scotty being accused of murder. Kirk being court marshalled.)


    Oh and you must act like you aren't sexist but in reality make all your female crew wear the worlds shortest skirts. And the women always cook.

    Redshirt corollary; every episode something must also happen to one or more crewmen.

    Something deadly.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Redshirt corollary; every episode something must also happen to one or more crewmen.

    Something deadly.

    The transporter must fail every episode trapping you and your away team on a hostile planet.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Your holodeck has to create fictional characters that can take over the ship or trap you in the holodeck with the mortality safety off. Or both at once.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    A rogue in trouble must pretend to be your son or clone to get out of a sticky situation. He then turns on you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    (ENT ERA) Your captains chair must be the biggest POS ever so that you always slide off it. This makes up for the fact that you can't sit.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I think that is going to be my 'tag' line in all the adventure I write in UGC
    --- a red shirt must die

    He's dead Jim
    ...he's dead? and who is Jim?
    ....er...I mean sir :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    You get captured by the cardassians and stripped for being a war criminal. They take your teeth while they're at it. Calling you <species name> the whole time.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    RC Vulcans! (batteries not included)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    My list, you free to add you own

    3. Need bee hive hair du

    Just to let you know, we do have the bee hive hair. (Hair Bun 5, I believe)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Uber1250 wrote: »
    Just to let you know, we do have the bee hive hair. (Hair Bun 5, I believe)

    LOL it is star trek....there has got to be more than 1 :p
    big ships ! big hair ! ...itty bitty skirts......star trek :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    6. If a red shirt security boarding party member falls...they don't get back up just beam in the next leming

    ^this!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Dare I say it? Giving orders SITTING in the captain's chair.



    A chief medical officer that contact you every once in a while with either important news about an epidemic taking over the crew or that ensign tollok has an upset stomache and won't be on duty for the next 3 hours :P.

    In the messhall, a cook with a frikking cooking hat, setting things on fire because he can't keep his attention to all the 36 different dishes he's preparing.

    Ok this is all ship's interior, but because of a lot of episodes taking place mostly in the interior of the ship (TOS,TNG,VOY, ENT), it's a good place to start making things more canon and having a laugh while doing so
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    You have trouble with the dilithium crystals once every two weeks. ;):D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    STO needs the federation shirt tug before walking off the bridge or undertaking a new task.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Roach wrote: »
    STO needs the federation shirt tug before walking off the bridge or undertaking a new task.

    Not just the Picard Maneuver, but the Riker Pose as well. ;):D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Roach wrote: »
    STO needs the federation shirt tug before walking off the bridge or undertaking a new task.

    lol this. One of my jackets tends to ride up sometimes, whenever I tug it back into place I cant help but think of Picard/Riker
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Your female alien BO must have relationships with at least 3 other BO's on your crew and then have her mother beam aboard to annoy the Captain.


    -or-


    Your crew uncovers a sinister Romulan plot on a weekly basis.....where eventually a red shirt dies.

    -or-


    You go away on vacation only to be caught in the middle of some criminal plot to take over your body/crew/or alien love intrest.

    -or-

    2 members of your crew fall in love but are torn between the physical impossibilites of actually holding a relationship.....then the man dies in a tragic blimp accident on super bowl sunday.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Your first officer be it male/female, must crick their head in an awkward way and look as though they might kill you from the pain of doing so.
    Though I always thought Frakes had some kind of neck problem because of this.
    Fraternization with your female crew members is somehow overlooked by the rest of the crew and Starfleet as a whole, avoiding court-martials.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    There needs to be a nebula somewhere I can fly into that my crew gets drunk. When you enter your ship interior the ships crew is staggering around drunk. You would also stagger and some even laying on the floor past out.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    A trip to the holodeck goes horribly wrong and you (as captain) have to go in and rescue your dumbass holo-addict crewman from his own creation.

    One of your BOFF’s is given godlike powers and his first all-powerful act is to get you laid.

    You boldly venture into the bathroom.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    you must go on shore leave and somehow get sucked into an intergalactic plot.

    you ship must get lost.

    the borg must make alliances with you.

    ferengi must rob your ship

    the captain must get kidnapped.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I always wanted to have a mission where you get separated from your away team and have to go rescue them.
    LukeSim wrote:
    (ENT ERA) Your captains chair must be the biggest POS ever so that you always slide off it. This makes up for the fact that you can't sit.

    Actually, not true for long. In fact, the sit in captain's chair ability may already be on Tribble. Haven't tested it yet though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    My list, you free to add you own


    4. If your captian engages in melee combat with klingons...his shirt must tear




    feel free to add to the list...but keep it canon please...or kinda canon :D


    Yes, that is awesome
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I always wanted to have a mission where you get separated from your away team and have to go rescue them.



    Actually, not true for long. In fact, the sit in captain's chair ability may already be on Tribble. Haven't tested it yet though.


    That happened to me during one of the Hirogen missions thanks to the little bug that left me to face the Delta quadrants' best on my own. I trounced them of course, but my away team were not so lucky and died.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    THIS. OMG. THIS.

    Ok What Else,

    -Yes, yes, the Nebula that has flashing lights.
    -Spontanious power drains. Where the nacels go dark.
    -You must have some sort of ball on your desk
    -Or a coffee cup
    -during interior mission, lights MUST flicker.
    -The transporter does everything. Saves the day.

    Speaking of, we have to have some sort of Mario Timer so that we can finish the mission in at most 45 minutes. The runtime without commercials. And we have to finish in the nick of time.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    A minor crew member is infected by some sort of alien life form and gets progressively weirder and more dangerous, but is only noticed at first by other minor crew members. The captain finally has to take him/her on.

    We need some on-board ship episodes or missions.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    4. If your captian engages in melee combat with klingons...his shirt must tear
    My Captain is a woman...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    My Captain is a woman...

    strategic tearing....it is a family show after all :p
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