My list, you free to add you own
1. Federation women walking around the ship used to swing thier hips more

2. The undergarment of the STO female crewman skirt was the same color as the uniform
red skirt...red nickers
3. Need bee hive hair du
4. If your captian engages in melee combat with klingons...his shirt must tear
5. Vulcan melee weapon polearms.....? hmm?
6. If a red shirt security boarding party member falls...they don't get back up

just beam in the next leming
7. If we do ANOTHER time travel thingy...have spock there to mind meld on the player....Facinating
feel free to add to the list...but keep it canon please...or kinda canon
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Oh and you must act like you aren't sexist but in reality make all your female crew wear the worlds shortest skirts. And the women always cook.
Redshirt corollary; every episode something must also happen to one or more crewmen.
Something deadly.
The transporter must fail every episode trapping you and your away team on a hostile planet.
--- a red shirt must die
He's dead Jim
...he's dead? and who is Jim?
....er...I mean sir
Just to let you know, we do have the bee hive hair. (Hair Bun 5, I believe)
LOL it is star trek....there has got to be more than 1
big ships ! big hair ! ...itty bitty skirts......star trek
^this!
A chief medical officer that contact you every once in a while with either important news about an epidemic taking over the crew or that ensign tollok has an upset stomache and won't be on duty for the next 3 hours :P.
In the messhall, a cook with a frikking cooking hat, setting things on fire because he can't keep his attention to all the 36 different dishes he's preparing.
Ok this is all ship's interior, but because of a lot of episodes taking place mostly in the interior of the ship (TOS,TNG,VOY, ENT), it's a good place to start making things more canon and having a laugh while doing so
Not just the Picard Maneuver, but the Riker Pose as well.
lol this. One of my jackets tends to ride up sometimes, whenever I tug it back into place I cant help but think of Picard/Riker
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Your crew uncovers a sinister Romulan plot on a weekly basis.....where eventually a red shirt dies.
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You go away on vacation only to be caught in the middle of some criminal plot to take over your body/crew/or alien love intrest.
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2 members of your crew fall in love but are torn between the physical impossibilites of actually holding a relationship.....then the man dies in a tragic blimp accident on super bowl sunday.
Though I always thought Frakes had some kind of neck problem because of this.
Fraternization with your female crew members is somehow overlooked by the rest of the crew and Starfleet as a whole, avoiding court-martials.
One of your BOFFs is given godlike powers and his first all-powerful act is to get you laid.
You boldly venture into the bathroom.
you ship must get lost.
the borg must make alliances with you.
ferengi must rob your ship
the captain must get kidnapped.
Actually, not true for long. In fact, the sit in captain's chair ability may already be on Tribble. Haven't tested it yet though.
Yes, that is awesome
That happened to me during one of the Hirogen missions thanks to the little bug that left me to face the Delta quadrants' best on my own. I trounced them of course, but my away team were not so lucky and died.
Ok What Else,
-Yes, yes, the Nebula that has flashing lights.
-Spontanious power drains. Where the nacels go dark.
-You must have some sort of ball on your desk
-Or a coffee cup
-during interior mission, lights MUST flicker.
-The transporter does everything. Saves the day.
Speaking of, we have to have some sort of Mario Timer so that we can finish the mission in at most 45 minutes. The runtime without commercials. And we have to finish in the nick of time.
We need some on-board ship episodes or missions.
strategic tearing....it is a family show after all