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Cleve, The Sensitive Klingon Says.........

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited May 2011 in Ten Forward
This is based off of a warped idea I had for a KDF Char. He would still be very much klingon in all his glory, just more ...well.....sensitive and proper. like Ms manners if you will.

What should Cleve say to his fellow klingons to get them to be less insensitive?

Me first:

-Cleve says you should drink your bloodwine in moderation, and you should refrain from flying your BoP while angry.

-Cleve says it is not ok to be politically incorrect when you insult the alien race your about to kill.


:confused: any takers?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    - cleve says you should not eat the heart of thine enemy, for they might need it later.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    This thread is a classic example of why not everyone should be allowed to play a Klingon.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    A stereotype opposite is a comedic standard. Wonder how many times Cleve is going to show up in the Foundry missions?

    Protocol Officer Cleve says "Always wipe your boots before coming in from the Targ pens."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve always sets his disruptor to full power to ensure full vaporization. After all, it's so darn tricky to get most species' blood stains out of carpet.

    Cleve always makes sure his d'k tang is clean, because giving your enemy an infection while stabbing them is just rude.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Alkeda wrote: »
    This thread is a classic example of why not everyone should be allowed to play a Klingon.

    If Klingons had an ounce of the insanity I hold dear.....the war would have been over long ago as the empire would have created victory so great it would make a romulan stop talking.

    IMO a little insanity is exactly what the Klingons need......so I gave them Cleve........my next char involves a surly Catlian with the mange.

    -Cleve the sensitive Klingon says if you have to walk your targ around the bridge make sure you pick up after him. And it's ok to put snuggie mini-KDF uniforms on them cause they're cute and all the other Klingons will be envious.

    -Cleve also says, be sure to recycle the shattered hulls of your enemies, cause its just the eco-friendly thing to do.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says, its a good day to die, only if your wearing clean underwear.

    Cleve says, every good warrior should always try to color coordinate his/her uniform while in battle because its more aesthetically pleasing to the eyes of your enemies.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve likes to whistle a happy tune at the console. Whistle while you work *whistles a cheery tune*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    any takers?

    Cleve says revenge is a dish best served at room temperature, with a nice glass of synthale!
    ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve always says Hamlet's famous soliloquy in full whenever he decloaks his BoP to vaporize an unsuspecting feddie
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says Jimmy hats are named after Kirk for a reason. Wear them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says, when severing the limbs of your enemies, sharpen and wash your bat'leth first.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says, No day should pass without hugs.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    cleve says, always cut your hand with a sterilized knife, and never share knives after use.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says: Use a anti-proton beam to remove the bloodstains on your fellow Klingon's hull. After all it's the neighborly thing to do. A clean hull is what ever good klingon should have at all times, because a dirty klingon is just perpatrating a naughty federation stereo type.

    Cleve says: Never, ever, ever uncloak unless you mean to fire all weapons.....out of consideration for you enemy. Because his feeling count too.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    cleve says; when your captain shows cowardice and dishonour, take him to one side and explain your displeasure at his actions and motivate him to do better in the future, otherwise you will have to option but to initiate a full inquest into his actions and submit a formal declaration to the high council about how you plan to relieve him or command.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says its not polite to laugh at another klingons failure in battle....if he lives, rescue him, sit down and hold some peer therapy so that the now dishonored klingon will still feel like he has self purpose.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    cleve says; talking helps when your angry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says that saurian brandy makes a good toliet cleaner, and is great for cleaning wounds.

    If you ever need a good Gak recipe...cleve can do wonders in the galley.....klingon food is bland anyway. You should never insult the cook, instead praise hiim for his efforts.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Do you need a new Targ Trainer.. Cesar here's just too nice on Away missions.

    Whisper.. Fido targ feels you have neglected their needs.. [cappy mallet them off the Ship]

    We have foudn the wrong club scarf i nhis locker to boot.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Cleve says "if you're going to be killing a member of the opposing Klingon house, please talk to your family first"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    CLeve says "Holidays are a time of peace. Never kill your guests"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited May 2011
    Cleve the sensitive klingon says when at a diplomatic function it's best to use a space fork, and not your hands.

    He also says you should always wash your hands when shaking lobes with the ferengi.......cause you never know where those hands have been as latinum has lots of germs on it.

    Which brings me to another question Cleve would ask....why must we shake hands? We can butt heads like the klingons do for greetings, OR we can instead stick our index fingers in each others belly button when we say hello.

    Could always say hello like the targs do.....but that may not smell too good.....Cleve says make sure you have wet naps.
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