This is based off of a warped idea I had for a KDF Char. He would still be very much klingon in all his glory, just more ...well.....sensitive and proper. like Ms manners if you will.
What should Cleve say to his fellow klingons to get them to be less insensitive?
Me first:
-Cleve says you should drink your bloodwine in moderation, and you should refrain from flying your BoP while angry.
-Cleve says it is not ok to be politically incorrect when you insult the alien race your about to kill.

any takers?
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Protocol Officer Cleve says "Always wipe your boots before coming in from the Targ pens."
Cleve always makes sure his d'k tang is clean, because giving your enemy an infection while stabbing them is just rude.
If Klingons had an ounce of the insanity I hold dear.....the war would have been over long ago as the empire would have created victory so great it would make a romulan stop talking.
IMO a little insanity is exactly what the Klingons need......so I gave them Cleve........my next char involves a surly Catlian with the mange.
-Cleve the sensitive Klingon says if you have to walk your targ around the bridge make sure you pick up after him. And it's ok to put snuggie mini-KDF uniforms on them cause they're cute and all the other Klingons will be envious.
-Cleve also says, be sure to recycle the shattered hulls of your enemies, cause its just the eco-friendly thing to do.
Cleve says, every good warrior should always try to color coordinate his/her uniform while in battle because its more aesthetically pleasing to the eyes of your enemies.
Cleve says revenge is a dish best served at room temperature, with a nice glass of synthale!
Cleve says: Never, ever, ever uncloak unless you mean to fire all weapons.....out of consideration for you enemy. Because his feeling count too.
If you ever need a good Gak recipe...cleve can do wonders in the galley.....klingon food is bland anyway. You should never insult the cook, instead praise hiim for his efforts.
Whisper.. Fido targ feels you have neglected their needs.. [cappy mallet them off the Ship]
We have foudn the wrong club scarf i nhis locker to boot.
He also says you should always wash your hands when shaking lobes with the ferengi.......cause you never know where those hands have been as latinum has lots of germs on it.
Which brings me to another question Cleve would ask....why must we shake hands? We can butt heads like the klingons do for greetings, OR we can instead stick our index fingers in each others belly button when we say hello.
Could always say hello like the targs do.....but that may not smell too good.....Cleve says make sure you have wet naps.