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Dumbest away team ever

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
I must have it ... seriously.

My Klingon toon has an away team consisting of 1 borg engie / 1 alien sci / 1 alien tac / 1 orion engie

I'm on a cluster mission, my task is to destroy some plants that ruin the habitat.

....soo
I shoot the first plant, then set my away team to 'focus on my target'.
Right away all four of them run to the plant and start jumping up and down on top of it.
Leaving me "face palm" ... what the hell are you guys doing?

I go on and kill the next few plants, then on the last one I decide to give them another shot.
I shoot the plant, then put the team on 'focus on my target'.

Wouldn't you know ... I'm still standing there watching them goofing off while I type this.

My medic is running around doping everyone up on delvoline.
My tac officer keeps yelling out "drawing fire" then immediatly going into stealth mode.
Finally my two engineers seem bent on finding the strangest far-off places to place shield generators.

I swear, if my medic hits me with one more dose of drugs I'm gonna dismiss all of them and recruit an entirely new crew!
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    Congratulations.

    You have brought tears of laughter to my eyes with that mission... umm... report. I have such a vision in my head of the whole thing.
    And I thought my Borg BOff who places shield turrets by the enemy was bad...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    BOffs have problems attacking 'objects'. I had the same problem with the Breen mission trying to blow up the ice wall.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited November 2010
    I laughed out loud with tears in eyes.
    I believe your team is rather incompetent.
    I was on a mission, and one oart was to shoot at a cave entrance to clear the rubble.
    I, too, asked my team to focus fire on my target,
    Guess what they did?
    They ran to the target and jumped up and down.
    Naturally I was frustrated with their behaviour and ordered them to stand behind me and think about their futile actions while I fired on the target by myself.
    It seems that their programming is only meant for NPCs, not inanimate objects.
    Someone should take a video of BOFs jumping up and down on a plant.
    I would enjoy such a clip
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