Captain?
Yes Ensign?
There are 6 Klingon Birds of Prey de-cloaking and firing at us captain!
Yes Ensign, I see this. Why haven't you done your job and targetted them back?
Well see captain, i'm a little miffed at you right now.
Why is that Ensign?
You replaced me with a Borg on your away team. I am very upset about that.
Are you so upset ensign, that you are willing to kill everyone on this ship?
Yes Captain!
Lt. Seven of Three...
Yes Captain?
Please escort the Ensign to airlock two, and eject him into space.
Yes Captain.
Ensign Rogers, you have now been promoted to Tactical Officer, please deal with these birds of prey.
Yes Sir! Right Away Sir!
BOOM
Oh the Humanity!
(this is what happens when you forget that you switched your weapons firing key to another key, and keep trying to use the space bar to fire your weapons and then actually wonder why they are not firing.)
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