When a war starts i fully expect any science vessel to help out the rest of us hardknockers with their cool bells and whistles.
Kind of like how the Da Vinci, a SF corp of engineers ship, can do their miracle engineer stuff around the federation, but pull their weight in the Dominion war.
You think that's bad? The other day they asked my warship to go do scientific scans to figure out why a star went supernova.
Did I mention that the only science officer aboard is a doctor? His knowledge of stars is pretty much limited to "They're bright, they're on fire, don't look directly into them."
You think that's bad? The other day they asked my warship to go do scientific scans to figure out why a star went supernova.
Did I mention that the only science officer aboard is a doctor? His knowledge of stars is pretty much limited to "They're bright, they're on fire, don't look directly into them."
You think that's bad? The other day they asked my warship to go do scientific scans to figure out why a star went supernova.
Did I mention that the only science officer aboard is a doctor? His knowledge of stars is pretty much limited to "They're bright, they're on fire, don't look directly into them."
You are the lucky one.
My Science officer? He is a pesky know it all Bajoran ensign who thinks he is a shoo-in to be a Captain, and he's an anti-religious social outcast on-top of that.
Picard never had this much trouble with Ro..... :rolleyes:
Oh yea? My science officer has a nervous tick that involves random knee movement and elbow jerks. He got his medical degree from the online Pakled school for the not so gifted.
He spends his days preforming un-necessary surgeries on my crew parting them out like a 91' Ford Taurus.
He took the spleen of my helmsman and turned it into a football.
He likes to play with things...things that are shiney, and we can't have any animals on board anymore...apparently he hasn't figured out what a replicator is for.
You got it made! My science officer is a pair of clown shoes.....running around giggling and saying stuff like " I have a little torpedo...watch it gooooooo"
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Kind of like how the Da Vinci, a SF corp of engineers ship, can do their miracle engineer stuff around the federation, but pull their weight in the Dominion war.
Did I mention that the only science officer aboard is a doctor? His knowledge of stars is pretty much limited to "They're bright, they're on fire, don't look directly into them."
Now THAT is funny.
You are the lucky one.
My Science officer? He is a pesky know it all Bajoran ensign who thinks he is a shoo-in to be a Captain, and he's an anti-religious social outcast on-top of that.
Picard never had this much trouble with Ro..... :rolleyes:
He spends his days preforming un-necessary surgeries on my crew parting them out like a 91' Ford Taurus.
He took the spleen of my helmsman and turned it into a football.
He likes to play with things...things that are shiney, and we can't have any animals on board anymore...apparently he hasn't figured out what a replicator is for.
You got it made! My science officer is a pair of clown shoes.....running around giggling and saying stuff like " I have a little torpedo...watch it gooooooo"
Isnt the federation primarily an exploration orginazation? hence Science would be the charter and war would be secondary.
Not very good at keeping the peace though.....wars keep happening for some reason.
Hey, its not us....
Its the neighbors.
Mine thinks it's funny to rig the toilets with thermal vent.......
I swear if that kid wasnt Ambassador Bling'nok's son..... I'd have topedoed him into an Andorian glacier months ago....
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Heres something I learned from my past missions;
"You may not be willing to torpedo your enemy, but he only has to believe that you are"
It works the same way for out of line crew.
After all, who could forget crewman Jenkins?
I already had a suggestion from my Chief Engineer to duck tape him in the Jeffreys tube for 8 hours or so....
.. but being the humanitarian captain I am ( Or at least thats how I wish to be perceived..lol), I denied the request.
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Dammit Jim...just dammit.