(Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
Knew that would happen eventually.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was not available for combat, as he was too busy being stabbed in the ******* trachea by Ezio Audditore da Ferienze, who is yes, also better than Bruce Lee or whatever his name is. Ezio is also now officially more awesome than the Master Cheif and the Arbiter... but not Jhonson!
Jhonson is the Lord-Soverign of all fictional characters! Bow down befoer his bad***ness!
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Wonder if they've ever assimilated a toliet?
We assimilate all life. Even if its a tree...or a tribble or even your grandma...
first for lame pun.
Maybe they need fishtanks to
This opens the door for so any assimilated yo momma jokes.
If it goes down to even dirt... then they sky is the limit *slaps self BAD PUN!*
But seriously I want an assimilated moose and squirrel.
They already have tanks for babies, why not?
haha i know right
Potty of Borg
Or for the Brits
Loocutus of Borg
Yes, sir!
Ready for order, sir!
Blendtec is proud to introduce their latest video series:
Will it Assimilate?
I can see the video where they try to assimilate Chuck Norris"
"Will it Assinilate, that is the question."
"Today we will be attempting to Assiimilate Chuck Norris."
*Actions shots of Borg cubes and Chuck Norris fighting. Borg cubes explode*
"Borg cube fumes, don't breathe this."
Banner, ending scene: Assimilating Chuck Norris is Futile!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris assimilate Borg!
(Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
I dub this thread: Necro of Borg
Think about it.
Mr. Bitey of Borg
Knew that would happen eventually.
Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was not available for combat, as he was too busy being stabbed in the ******* trachea by Ezio Audditore da Ferienze, who is yes, also better than Bruce Lee or whatever his name is. Ezio is also now officially more awesome than the Master Cheif and the Arbiter... but not Jhonson!
Jhonson is the Lord-Soverign of all fictional characters! Bow down befoer his bad***ness!
Bom-Chicka-Wow-Wow?