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SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited February 2011 in Ten Forward
So the Borg assimilated a tree. I decided to name it Arborus of Borg.

So what else will the Borg assimilate?
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    *falls off bed from laughing*

    Wonder if they've ever assimilated a toliet?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Perhaps a platypus? Or maybe a SCHOOLBUS?! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Oooo.... Assimilated school bus. Imagine the looks on kids faces if that'd come to pick them up
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    We are the borg. Gather your books and prepare to board the bus. You WILL go to school. Resistance is futile... :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Hey....hey....hey now...

    We assimilate all life. Even if its a tree...or a tribble or even your grandma...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    cockroach of borg....


    first for lame pun.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Would the Borg bother assimimulating fish ?

    Maybe they need fishtanks to :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Hey....hey....hey now...

    We assimilate all life. Even if its a tree...or a tribble or even your grandma...

    This opens the door for so any assimilated yo momma jokes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    On those same planets you can find assimilated grass, dirt and rocks.

    If it goes down to even dirt... then they sky is the limit *slaps self BAD PUN!*

    But seriously I want an assimilated moose and squirrel.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Would the Borg bother assimimulating fish ?

    Maybe they need fishtanks to :p

    They already have tanks for babies, why not?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    mizarone wrote: »
    This opens the door for so any assimilated yo momma jokes.

    haha i know right :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    how about flowers: Lotus of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    Naked Mole-Rat of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited June 2010
    I'm serious 'bout the toliet thing.

    Potty of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I'm serious 'bout the toliet thing.

    Potty of Borg

    Or for the Brits
    Loocutus of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    One question - is it a deciduous tree?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I have encountered this before....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    What the...GIR!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    BoredZero wrote: »
    What the...GIR!

    Yes, sir!
    Ready for order, sir!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    This isn't information retrieval! THIS ISN'T INFORMATION RETRIEVAL! ARE YOU INSANE!?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Ravenstein wrote: »

    So what else will the Borg assimilate?

    Blendtec is proud to introduce their latest video series:

    Will it Assimilate?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Drakkos wrote:
    Blendtec is proud to introduce their latest video series:

    Will it Assimilate?

    I can see the video where they try to assimilate Chuck Norris"

    "Will it Assinilate, that is the question."

    "Today we will be attempting to Assiimilate Chuck Norris."

    *Actions shots of Borg cubes and Chuck Norris fighting. Borg cubes explode*

    "Borg cube fumes, don't breathe this."

    Banner, ending scene: Assimilating Chuck Norris is Futile!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    mizarone wrote: »
    I can see the video where they try to assimilate Chuck Norris"

    "Will it Assinilate, that is the question."

    "Today we will be attempting to Assiimilate Chuck Norris."

    *Actions shots of Borg cubes and Chuck Norris fighting. Borg cubes explode*

    "Borg cube fumes, don't breathe this."

    Banner, ending scene: Assimilating Chuck Norris is Futile!

    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris assimilate Borg!

    (Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Do Borg ever assimilate other Borg?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Apparently they assimilate old forum topics too.

    I dub this thread: Necro of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    I want an assimilated dog or cat
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Imagine if in the Enterprise episode "Regeneration" if the Borg Assimilated a Polar Bear.

    Think about it.

    Mr. Bitey of Borg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris assimilate Borg!

    (Yes, you want to continue necroing threads, I'm going to make Yakov Smirnoff jokes.)

    Knew that would happen eventually.

    Unfortunately, Chuck Norris was not available for combat, as he was too busy being stabbed in the ******* trachea by Ezio Audditore da Ferienze, who is yes, also better than Bruce Lee or whatever his name is. Ezio is also now officially more awesome than the Master Cheif and the Arbiter... but not Jhonson!

    Jhonson is the Lord-Soverign of all fictional characters! Bow down befoer his bad***ness!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Heezdedjim wrote:
    Do Borg ever assimilate other Borg?

    Bom-Chicka-Wow-Wow?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2011
    Well... do i get a belly bean if i answer.. ah shucks.. I think you just ahve to refer to the Borg Queen and Data.
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