X is working on premade kits and 3 of us were testing this out last night.
We beat 2 fed premades last night (not DOB, but I think DOB team 2, and another).
We won the first one 15 - 14
We won the second one 15 - 12
At the end of both, the fed team was like:
gg
gga better luck next time klinks
LOL
Take your end game comments OFF macro plz!! XD
X is working on premade kits and 3 of us were testing this out last night.
We beat 2 fed premades last night (not DOB, but I think DOB team 2, and another).
We won the first one 15 - 14
We won the second one 15 - 12
At the end of both, the fed team was like:
gg
gga better luck next time klinks
LOL
Take your end game comments OFF macro plz!! XD
Hmm, that may have been someone from my casual PvP group last night. I could have sworn I lost that game like 15-6 or something though, so maybe I'm thinking of a different game. Either way you're welcome for that accidental Hazard Emitters last night I healed you with when I got jammed lol . That part I remember vividly: "Target Zigz, especially since I just friggin accidentally healed him."
On topic though, this happened on a team for me recently where I was healing for a team:
"/team Heals best within 5k, hang close if you need a heal"
*escort flies off at full impulse, 20k away already*
"/team As in not do that. Can someone translate that into Escort-ese for me?"
Other than that, usually the only humorous anecdotes my casual team has is in the silly banter at the beginning or end in /zone:
"Oh noes, it's Blackjack. Ensign, fetch me my kneepads!"
"Ok Captain, please point on this model of a star cruiser where the bad BoP touched you."
"Ensign, set phasers to diplomacy."
"Can you kindly direct us to Sulu? We seem to have lost him."
"Which button shoots again?"
Back when I was ground PvPing at LT with my lethean, I was in an FvK match and two or three of my teammates were those, "I'll make my character as short as possible" types. We started to steamroll the Feds in the match and the feds were actually pretty good natured about it. One of the feds, whenever he got taken out, would say in zone, "Looks like I came up SHORT!" or "I got the SHORT end of the stick," or "Don't be so SHORT with me!" A different short pun every time. He ended up getting killed like 10-12 times, and I'll be damned if I wasn't laughing so hard I couldn't do anything ingame by the end of the match.
"Oh noes, it's Blackjack. Ensign, fetch me my kneepads!"
Every time I saw blackjack I would cry out "omg nerf blackjack" because he's the strongest klink dps'r I've ever met. I stopped doing it because It got old, and lost the humor value.
that said, occasionally when i meet a strong dps'r or a good team I'll write "still ducttaping my warpcore back together, gg"
We beat 2 fed premades last night (not DOB, but I think DOB team 2, and another)
Hmmm...I remember beating you last night in a PUG with two other DOB members since no one else was on at the moment. Don't know who this other "DOB team 2" is but I'd venture to say you were confused when glancing at the /who data...
Joined in late to a PvP already in progress. Immediately got focus fire from 4 Klinks - Hit the throttles immediately on warping in, but was hit before my high-inertia ship got moving.
Anyway - Zone chat "Okay - so what did you Klinks do with the rest of the Fed team?"
After a few LOLs - they did tell me they were over to the right.
Every time I saw blackjack I would cry out "omg nerf blackjack" because he's the strongest klink dps'r I've ever met. I stopped doing it because It got old, and lost the humor value.
that said, occasionally when i meet a strong dps'r or a good team I'll write "still ducttaping my warpcore back together, gg"
now ur just being rude to heavy dps-ers like Wrath and Rouqe on KFD side, forgetting to mention them
Hugo is another one, but I mostly see him in Cap&Holdmaps. I rarely see burst damage heavy dps Feds thou, heavy healers like Faithborn and some DoB's are excellent to watch in action.
My funniest PvP experience thus far;
>Cap&Holdmap
>>random KDF player with moderate damage doing absolutely no capping
>>>KDF looses 940-0 due to thinking they were playing COD6
>>>>everyone says; good job Feds, the moderate KDF player in zone shouts out;
>>>>>I've won, I'm number one!!!! "Why don't I get a reward?"
>>>>>>KDF team goes like; "haha, funny"
>>>>>>>moderate player says in zone; I'm serious, "I even killed all the mines for extra damage" :eek:
Im using dispersal pattern beta III on my sci escort. There was some dude from some well known fleet yelling on me in zone chat that mines are TRIBBLE, why im spamming them, m big "I" for using them and such. It was the usual unimaginative all forward fleet escort with the clone build of the month and efficient mk IV "slug" engines. Me a nimble beam escort
He was always sticking in his sluggish engines to his buttbudies honing his ego...but well i met him alone without his fleet buttbudies on one capture point. I used preloaded TSS to disable his shields, used TSE so he doesnt move, dropped 16 quantum mines in his face, used sensor scan and watched him being destroyed by the useless mines. I could feel that with each mine impacting his hull for 3k hps he was more and more WTF? Funny is, after he was obliterated by them, he again yelled, that mines sucks.
Since im sarcastic person, who likes to add fuel into fire, i said in the zone chat, that only sucky player can die to them sucky mines....he did finally shut up.
i remember way back when when i flew a sci captain bop, someone shouted in zone 'omfg you sub/vm noob spammer' after i got them the 3rd time, then someone else responded ' ah you have met Outcast'
I just finished capping the shipyard in a Salvage Small to notice that the Klingons own all the flags. The score was 1200 to 800 with the Feds counting down quickly. I take off and find 4 BoPs not moving - facing the Fed starbase between astrology and sensor.
I pull my BoP up and park next to everyone else and ask in team chat what's up?
One of my teammates in the match simply says "just watch."
For the remainder of the match - counting down from at least 700+ - one at a time a Fed player would approach at full impulse straight into the not moving, not cloaked, waiting cannons of 5 parked BoPs and 2 parked cruisers. All 7 Fed players did this over and over and over and over... to the point it felt sureal.
When the match was over, one of the Feds announces to everyone in zone chat.
"KLINGONS ARE OP!"
One of the Klingon's responded in zone:
"Sensors detect an enormous lack of coordination Captain!"
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We beat 2 fed premades last night (not DOB, but I think DOB team 2, and another).
We won the first one 15 - 14
We won the second one 15 - 12
At the end of both, the fed team was like:
gg
gga
better luck next time klinks
LOL
Take your end game comments OFF macro plz!! XD
Hmm, that may have been someone from my casual PvP group last night. I could have sworn I lost that game like 15-6 or something though, so maybe I'm thinking of a different game. Either way you're welcome for that accidental Hazard Emitters last night I healed you with when I got jammed lol
"Target Zigz, especially since I just friggin accidentally healed him."
On topic though, this happened on a team for me recently where I was healing for a team:
"/team Heals best within 5k, hang close if you need a heal"
*escort flies off at full impulse, 20k away already*
"/team As in not do that. Can someone translate that into Escort-ese for me?"
Other than that, usually the only humorous anecdotes my casual team has is in the silly banter at the beginning or end in /zone:
"Oh noes, it's Blackjack. Ensign, fetch me my kneepads!"
"Ok Captain, please point on this model of a star cruiser where the bad BoP touched you."
"Ensign, set phasers to diplomacy."
"Can you kindly direct us to Sulu? We seem to have lost him."
"Which button shoots again?"
Every time I saw blackjack I would cry out "omg nerf blackjack" because he's the strongest klink dps'r I've ever met. I stopped doing it because It got old, and lost the humor value.
that said, occasionally when i meet a strong dps'r or a good team I'll write "still ducttaping my warpcore back together, gg"
Hmmm...I remember beating you last night in a PUG with two other DOB members since no one else was on at the moment. Don't know who this other "DOB team 2" is but I'd venture to say you were confused when glancing at the /who data...
*A Pugger ship zooms off full impulse into our group*
[Zone] Faithborn : DONT GO FULL IMPULSE INTO DOB ARE YOU NUTS???
I am paraphrasing, maybe not exactly as you said it
OMG DON'T FULL IMPULSE INTO DOB ARE YOU TRIBBLE?`
Anyway - Zone chat "Okay - so what did you Klinks do with the rest of the Fed team?"
After a few LOLs - they did tell me they were over to the right.
now ur just being rude to heavy dps-ers like Wrath and Rouqe on KFD side, forgetting to mention them
Hugo is another one, but I mostly see him in Cap&Holdmaps. I rarely see burst damage heavy dps Feds thou, heavy healers like Faithborn and some DoB's are excellent to watch in action.
My funniest PvP experience thus far;
>Cap&Holdmap
>>random KDF player with moderate damage doing absolutely no capping
>>>KDF looses 940-0 due to thinking they were playing COD6
>>>>everyone says; good job Feds, the moderate KDF player in zone shouts out;
>>>>>I've won, I'm number one!!!! "Why don't I get a reward?"
>>>>>>KDF team goes like; "haha, funny"
>>>>>>>moderate player says in zone; I'm serious, "I even killed all the mines for extra damage" :eek:
He was always sticking in his sluggish engines to his buttbudies honing his ego...but well i met him alone without his fleet buttbudies on one capture point. I used preloaded TSS to disable his shields, used TSE so he doesnt move, dropped 16 quantum mines in his face, used sensor scan and watched him being destroyed by the useless mines. I could feel that with each mine impacting his hull for 3k hps he was more and more WTF? Funny is, after he was obliterated by them, he again yelled, that mines sucks.
Since im sarcastic person, who likes to add fuel into fire, i said in the zone chat, that only sucky player can die to them sucky mines....he did finally shut up.
made me laugh more so as to be fair it was true
Match ends, and everybody on opposing team seems confused. Comments in zone chat such as:
"What just happened?"
"I don't know what to say to that..."
One of our guys says : "You aint got nothing on the TORPABOUT!"
I pull my BoP up and park next to everyone else and ask in team chat what's up?
One of my teammates in the match simply says "just watch."
For the remainder of the match - counting down from at least 700+ - one at a time a Fed player would approach at full impulse straight into the not moving, not cloaked, waiting cannons of 5 parked BoPs and 2 parked cruisers. All 7 Fed players did this over and over and over and over... to the point it felt sureal.
When the match was over, one of the Feds announces to everyone in zone chat.
"KLINGONS ARE OP!"
One of the Klingon's responded in zone:
"Sensors detect an enormous lack of coordination Captain!"
ftw
totally made me choke on my dr. pepper :mad:
ftl