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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    zordar wrote: »
    Engineer: "Sir! Shields are almost gone, we've got breaches on decks 6-10, warp drive is offline and half the crew is dead! We can't take much more of this!"
    Me: "Comm! Send a distress signal!"
    Comm Officer: "It won't matter, Sir."
    Me: "Why the hell not?"
    Comm Officer: "There aren't any ships in range, and you don't have enough credits in your account to boost the signal."
    Me: "What?!"
    Engineer: "That's right. You spent all your credits to get those two Efficient Saurians."
    Saurian #1: "It ain't easy being mauve."
    Saurian #2: "...ribbit..."
    Me: "There's got to be something we can do!"
    Comm Officer: "Well, we could recycle a bunch of that stuff in the cargo hold..."
    Me: "But...most of that stuff is rare! Do you know how many ships I had to destroy before I found those polaron dual beams?!"
    Engineer: "Sir!"
    Me: sigh "Fine. Do it."
    Comm Officer: "Okay, we have enough credits for the distress signal. Um, Sir? Do you want to upgrade your existing subspace communications plan to unlimited distress and data?"
    Me: /facepalm

    Maybe not such a good idea. :p


    Z

    LOL! Brilliant!
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