What would be a more fitting tribute to the awesome that is me then a forum post? Well a 2 story platinum statue for one. So while that's being worked on I figured that in the spirit of me and all the bile, hatred and general negativity I spread on any given day there should be a discussion of just how much everyone hates me. Don't hold back now, I want to see some infractions coming out of this thread.
as a side note,
in highschool I had a friend nicknamed "Fork" he was a very weird cat and the story was when he was a kid he got a fork stuck in his head one time and the name much like the fork stuck.
I imagine spacefork had a similar occurance but it happened in space.
Don't go falling for some pretty stellar eating utensil and expecting that your shared love of salads and all things meaty means automatic win.
Oh my God....I knew it. First everyone falls into the appreciation thread theme, now everyone is going to fall into the habit of copying the Girls thread. Are we all that predictable?
Oh my God....I knew it. First everyone falls into the appreciation thread theme, now everyone is going to fall into the habit of copying the Girls thread. Are we all that predictable?
I must do something unexpected....
Don't react by starting a forum. They'll never see it coming.
Fork, I barely know you, and I loathe you. Not for your use of a Kick-TRIBBLE avatar (will that be censored? I have no idea), and not because you're from Long Island...an island which, let's face it, isn't that long. No, it's because you told me today you wanted to do unspeakable things with Brittney Murphy, and dammit, out of all the people I expected to make an off-colour remark, I fully expected it to be me, dammit!
Open letter to the SpaceFork entity.
We are not entirely sure who you are or what you want but we are fairly certain we want no part of it. You and your kind of cosmic silverware are a nuisance and a burnden on common, ordinary earthbound untensils everywhere. Why oh hwy do you insist on distracting our young with your tales of meaty dishes on strange palnets? Can you not see how our womenfolk are being mesmerized by your ability to carve into a yeast roll while leaving nary a crumb?
Now I don't mind a space spoon once in a while, if the wife is frisky. But space knives can be downrigth dangerous! Recently, in my neighborhood, thriteen squirrels stood at attention and saluted a passing space spatula fleet! That sort of nonsense will not be tolerated!
We will allow you to saty if, and only if, you agree to the following terms:
1. you reduce power to your tines. Frankly, the vibrations are giving me a headache.
2. you order the immediate withdrawal of all Space Based turkey basters from our lands, properties and (edited I'm sure fromsome mod somewhere who had nothing better to do)
3. The immediate, and unconditional surrender of all mutant cookies, and or baked goods from this forum. although we honestly don't believe this is going to happen.
4. Reclassification of mallets as a form of cutlery in the hands of any anime lover and as such, limitations on the whacking that is given out oh so frequently.
5. Chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
6. the .....ooooohhhhh.....bunnies!
Fork, I barely know you, and I loathe you. Not for your use of a Kick-TRIBBLE avatar (will that be censored? I have no idea), and not because you're from Long Island...an island which, let's face it, isn't that long. No, it's because you told me today you wanted to do unspeakable things with Brittney Murphy, and dammit, out of all the people I expected to make an off-colour remark, I fully expected it to be me, dammit!
2. you order the immediate withdrawal of all Space Based turkey basters from our lands, properties and (edited I'm sure fromsome mod somewhere who had nothing better to do)
The Turkey basters are pilgrims who only wish to preach the word of our lord Juiciness Christ.
3. The immediate, and unconditional surrender of all mutant cookies, and or baked goods from this forum. although we honestly don't believe this is going to happen.
Chat stays.
5. Chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
dont you kown too much chocolate gives you diabitis
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The tips of all the forks were crummy with rust. I threw most away.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
in highschool I had a friend nicknamed "Fork" he was a very weird cat and the story was when he was a kid he got a fork stuck in his head one time and the name much like the fork stuck.
I imagine spacefork had a similar occurance but it happened in space.
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Don't go falling for some pretty stellar eating utensil and expecting that your shared love of salads and all things meaty means automatic win.
Oh my God....I knew it. First everyone falls into the appreciation thread theme, now everyone is going to fall into the habit of copying the Girls thread. Are we all that predictable?
I must do something unexpected....
That one actually made me laugh till I coughed.
fork caught in your throat? you should have the looked at.
Don't react by starting a forum. They'll never see it coming.
Rock on, sir. Rock on.
...is that vitriolic enough, or should I get harsher?
We are not entirely sure who you are or what you want but we are fairly certain we want no part of it. You and your kind of cosmic silverware are a nuisance and a burnden on common, ordinary earthbound untensils everywhere. Why oh hwy do you insist on distracting our young with your tales of meaty dishes on strange palnets? Can you not see how our womenfolk are being mesmerized by your ability to carve into a yeast roll while leaving nary a crumb?
Now I don't mind a space spoon once in a while, if the wife is frisky. But space knives can be downrigth dangerous! Recently, in my neighborhood, thriteen squirrels stood at attention and saluted a passing space spatula fleet! That sort of nonsense will not be tolerated!
We will allow you to saty if, and only if, you agree to the following terms:
1. you reduce power to your tines. Frankly, the vibrations are giving me a headache.
2. you order the immediate withdrawal of all Space Based turkey basters from our lands, properties and (edited I'm sure fromsome mod somewhere who had nothing better to do)
3. The immediate, and unconditional surrender of all mutant cookies, and or baked goods from this forum. although we honestly don't believe this is going to happen.
4. Reclassification of mallets as a form of cutlery in the hands of any anime lover and as such, limitations on the whacking that is given out oh so frequently.
5. Chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
6. the .....ooooohhhhh.....bunnies!
your mom thinks we're long.
The Turkey basters are pilgrims who only wish to preach the word of our lord Juiciness Christ. Chat stays.
dont you kown too much chocolate gives you diabitis
bunnies eh?
Bunnies
Bunnies
Also Bunnehs
Remember that Spacefork guy? Yeah... He was good people.