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The SpaceFork unappreciation thread.

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
edited March 2011 in Ten Forward
What would be a more fitting tribute to the awesome that is me then a forum post? Well a 2 story platinum statue for one. So while that's being worked on I figured that in the spirit of me and all the bile, hatred and general negativity I spread on any given day there should be a discussion of just how much everyone hates me. Don't hold back now, I want to see some infractions coming out of this thread.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    who like forks? pfffft give me a SPORK any day! :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I placed dishes earlier in the dishwasher and ran them. They did not dry well. The result was silverware had developed rust spots.

    The tips of all the forks were crummy with rust. I threw most away.

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    in space there are no forks, only Foons. The spork is also an inferior model.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Forks are nothing but trouble....fork them fork them all
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    as a side note,
    in highschool I had a friend nicknamed "Fork" he was a very weird cat and the story was when he was a kid he got a fork stuck in his head one time and the name much like the fork stuck.

    I imagine spacefork had a similar occurance but it happened in space.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Come now you can all muster more boisterous insults! Draw your fangs and sharpen thy claws, I shall suffer your slings and arrows.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    fork you
    /10
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    A word to the wise.

    Don't go falling for some pretty stellar eating utensil and expecting that your shared love of salads and all things meaty means automatic win.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    A word to the wise.

    Don't go falling for some pretty stellar eating utensil and expecting that your shared love of salads and all things meaty means automatic win.

    Oh my God....I knew it. First everyone falls into the appreciation thread theme, now everyone is going to fall into the habit of copying the Girls thread. Are we all that predictable?

    I must do something unexpected....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    A word to the wise.

    Don't go falling for some pretty stellar eating utensil and expecting that your shared love of salads and all things meaty means automatic win.

    That one actually made me laugh till I coughed.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    SpaceFork wrote:
    That one actually made me laugh till I coughed.

    fork caught in your throat? you should have the looked at. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Oh my God....I knew it. First everyone falls into the appreciation thread theme, now everyone is going to fall into the habit of copying the Girls thread. Are we all that predictable?

    I must do something unexpected....

    Don't react by starting a forum. They'll never see it coming.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    I'm shocked Erica hasn't shown up with her beard hate.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Fork, I barely know you, and I loathe you. Not for your use of a Kick-TRIBBLE avatar (will that be censored? I have no idea), and not because you're from Long Island...an island which, let's face it, isn't that long. No, it's because you told me today you wanted to do unspeakable things with Brittney Murphy, and dammit, out of all the people I expected to make an off-colour remark, I fully expected it to be me, dammit!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Fork is one of my favorite people here. He is an honorable, loyal, caring human being for which I have nothing but good things to say.

    Rock on, sir. Rock on.

    ...is that vitriolic enough, or should I get harsher?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Open letter to the SpaceFork entity.
    We are not entirely sure who you are or what you want but we are fairly certain we want no part of it. You and your kind of cosmic silverware are a nuisance and a burnden on common, ordinary earthbound untensils everywhere. Why oh hwy do you insist on distracting our young with your tales of meaty dishes on strange palnets? Can you not see how our womenfolk are being mesmerized by your ability to carve into a yeast roll while leaving nary a crumb?
    Now I don't mind a space spoon once in a while, if the wife is frisky. But space knives can be downrigth dangerous! Recently, in my neighborhood, thriteen squirrels stood at attention and saluted a passing space spatula fleet! That sort of nonsense will not be tolerated!
    We will allow you to saty if, and only if, you agree to the following terms:
    1. you reduce power to your tines. Frankly, the vibrations are giving me a headache.
    2. you order the immediate withdrawal of all Space Based turkey basters from our lands, properties and (edited I'm sure fromsome mod somewhere who had nothing better to do)
    3. The immediate, and unconditional surrender of all mutant cookies, and or baked goods from this forum. although we honestly don't believe this is going to happen.
    4. Reclassification of mallets as a form of cutlery in the hands of any anime lover and as such, limitations on the whacking that is given out oh so frequently.
    5. Chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
    6. the .....ooooohhhhh.....bunnies!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Flasherman wrote: »
    Fork, I barely know you, and I loathe you. Not for your use of a Kick-TRIBBLE avatar (will that be censored? I have no idea), and not because you're from Long Island...an island which, let's face it, isn't that long. No, it's because you told me today you wanted to do unspeakable things with Brittney Murphy, and dammit, out of all the people I expected to make an off-colour remark, I fully expected it to be me, dammit!

    your mom thinks we're long.
    2. you order the immediate withdrawal of all Space Based turkey basters from our lands, properties and (edited I'm sure fromsome mod somewhere who had nothing better to do)
    The Turkey basters are pilgrims who only wish to preach the word of our lord Juiciness Christ.
    3. The immediate, and unconditional surrender of all mutant cookies, and or baked goods from this forum. although we honestly don't believe this is going to happen.
    Chat stays.
    5. Chocolate. Lot's of chocolate.
    dont you kown too much chocolate gives you diabitis
    6. the .....ooooohhhhh.....bunnies!

    bunnies eh?
    Bunnies
    Bunnies
    Also Bunnehs
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited April 2010
    Spacefork? Eff that guy.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    Since everyone and their mother seems to be bumping appreciation threads, I thought I'd get in on it!

    Remember that Spacefork guy? Yeah... He was good people.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2011
    I remember that Syphilis infected **** all too well.
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