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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    -comes in from shoveling snow and collapses-
    A toucan is too small to shovel snow. <_____>

    A guinea pig is too small, also.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    are you kidding me with a beak that size you be done in no time :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Yes, Hort ;but Guinea Can Tunnel !
    and shovels have no husk for Tocans to grasp.. so to you must be very carful if you cant see over the top of you snow blower to avoid runnign over the odl neibour lady walking her little dog too.

    SNOw 1 inch = 2.54000000001016 centimeters > Today Fluffy fluffy snow..

    So How much snow did Senshi See
    Answer: 4 " = 10.16 cm

    See learning is fun.. .
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    Vice Admiral Aquila Approved of this proven Science message

    A Study that can be repeated and pass PEER review

    Remember folks that hum oh i don't know a volcano in Java blew up during Queen Victoria and it changed Europe's weather for three years

    to the Degree a person could ice skate from Holland to England.. Yes it has been much worst and there wasn't even one car on the planet then :p[AL Gore :p ]

    I love my snow we're very old friends .. relative scientific term derived from lat and long of writer and not and official statement of government policy or beliefs not in keeping with peoples that have never seen o lived by snow.. and do not believe in snow.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    SenshiBat wrote: »
    Yes, Hort ;but Guinea Can Tunnel !
    and shovels have no husk for Tocans to grasp.. so to you must be very carful if you cant see over the top of you snow blower to avoid runnign over the odl neibour lady walking her little dog too.

    Heh, good point :D
    I just used the shovel today. We have a snow thrower, but it's so much hassle to get it going that it's usually less work to just use the shovel.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Good afternoon Capulet, I'm posting this from my Mobile...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Excuse me??

    Yes its true.. Beauty frightens them..

    Its like wine at a restaurant.. You look at the cork to verify its from the bottle you ordered..

    As for you the black dress looks expensive and scares their wallets.
    [not me i have a lint bush for discreet valet duties]


    Im not a very good knitter but i'd fashion our Fab Ms Momiji a set of paw cozies..

    Hort careful not to shovel too much at one time .Start a bit of coca or apple cider and take breaks..

    So i pass along a gift of Holiday smiles to you all.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    I like shoveling snow. Good workout. I like to pile my snow up into defensive emplacements to maximize being able to hold off a concentrated assault against my house.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Then to Madam may require one of these fine reasonably priced items suitable for gift and re-gifting

    http://www.amazon.com/Sand-Castle-Beach-Brick-Mold/dp/B000NI7M1O

    We recommend a fine ice slush mortar and chinking and shaping tools for stronger walls.. Block ice suits well as windows.. for privacy check the opaque qualities before installing in more private areas of one's fort.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    yay everyone round ravens place to build snow houses :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    thank you for visiting as you are a very proper and polite guest you may tour the ice castle and we should wave the fee and VAT..

    I may try a KOTM in her honour on Andoria For Thursday OPen beta of Fountry on Tribble.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I like shoveling snow. Good workout. I like to pile my snow up into defensive emplacements to maximize being able to hold off a concentrated assault against my house.

    The real thing to do is make the snow forts, then sit upstairs in the window and snipe the enemy while they're busy focusing on diversionary forts below! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    The real thing to do is make snow forts and rent them out. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Now thats the spirit.. Mr Plow.. [chuckle] Good Advert sleeps 5 pets allowed.. whats parkin like?


    http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii339/SnowPalaceDesigns/bannersneeded/EYESwelcomebanner.jpg

    Now keep buildign the wall.. like china snow fort. .

    och still the afterr effects of the dust bunny curse.. the vid card ver heated without being over clocked or seeing a slinky number.. .its so depressing digging thru the old field tech supplies a friend left at my old place for storage.. not one vid card newer then 5 years that would work on a pci express board.

    200w power supplies... i even found a hold your heart a 400 sx...
    CPU
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Snow forts are all fine but snow tunnels rock :D
    Yard looks untouched but is crisscrossed with a tunnel network and pits. muahaha the snow bunny V.C
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *hides with Cappy* Cappy MSN!!! NAOW! <3
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Snow forts are all fine but snow tunnels rock :D
    Yard looks untouched but is crisscrossed with a tunnel network and pits. muahaha the snow bunny V.C

    *foot falls into such pit*

    GHA!

    *pulls foot out*

    Durn snow gophers!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    *foot falls into such pit*

    GHA!

    *pulls foot out*

    Durn snow gophers!

    You can get those pesky snow gophers out with about 3 lbs of C-4
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Yes, but bewares the Snow Mole Kingdom... The are nefarious i say. .

    They will nibble your roots and ruin the garden..

    like a Borg queen says all of your future begonias will end.


    hee, IF we had Ambian wait no Im not a skin or Sleepwalker.. or Texas Walker or Johnny Walker.. or an Imperial Walker. As for mine tunnels watch Charles Bronson i nthe Great Escape for the dangers of not shurin the tunnel..

    Yo Dragon type person. You cant do C-4 right unless you know how to time fuse and tie a
    "WEsteran Union Pig Tail" So let have a trainnign for Cpt Wiinters here.. its sort of liek makign pretzels .
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    To slag with C4, I'll just get 3lbs of TNT and a really long fuse.

    To any rabbits named Momji who might be about - CLEAR THE AREA!!! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Ravenstein wrote: »
    I like shoveling snow. Good workout. I like to pile my snow up into defensive emplacements to maximize being able to hold off a concentrated assault against my house.

    o/O......you are......just..............just......... awesome......thats the coolest thing I've ever heard a woman say.

    <claps like a maniac to the Bee Gee's stayin alive playing in the back ground of the Ravenstein National Shrine. With a bust of the great one herself...> :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    castogere wrote: »
    o/O......you are......just..............just......... awesome......thats the coolest thing I've ever heard a woman say.

    <claps like a maniac to the Bee Gee's stayin alive playing in the back ground of the Ravenstein National Shrine. With a bust of the great one herself...> :cool:

    Sounds like someone is looking for someone who can take over his job. ;)

    Hope you're willing to pay well, Cast. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    *dives for the safety of Cappy's arms*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Sounds like someone is looking for someone who can take over his job. ;)

    Hope you're willing to pay well, Cast. :p

    We'll yea.....If i was a woman......property invasions are messy and I just did my nails.........Oh I know....We could have the A-Team but with Cap and Raven instead...and they can carry machine guns, and save kittens from the evil cat napper tree's in the neighborhood....they could also declare war on door to door salesmen.....by defending the side walk in front of the Ravenstein Compound........


    This gives me an idea......I'm gonna start drawing up battle plans :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Heh, actually it sounds like a good comic:

    -hand woman shovel-
    "Hey, could you clear the snow off the driveway while I make breakfast?"
    "Sure!"

    ::30 minutes pass::

    "Oh, welcome back, is the driveway clear?"
    "I made a house out of all the snow!" ♥
    ".... but the driveway is clear?"
    "Oh, that's the foundation for the house, of course not! What's for breakfast?"
    I grilled some sausages... it's all I know how to cook. :(

    Okay, not a good comic, maybe a family circus or something, they tend to suck. :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    castogere wrote: »
    ...and they can carry machine guns, and save kittens from the evil cat napper tree's in the neighborhood...

    Uh... I'd think twice about arming Ravenstein and sending her to rescue kittens from trees. She's more likely to use said gun to shot the cat rather than rescue it. :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    yeah... however, rescuing bunnies is Raven's speciality ^_^ How come I'm not included in their heroic team :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    momiji wrote: »
    yeah... however, rescuing bunnies is Raven's speciality ^_^ How come I'm not included in their heroic team :(

    Hmmmm, can you fly helicopters?... if so...the lunatic position just opened up........unless you dont like flying.....in that case.....well, your Mr T
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Cast probably just doesn't know you that well. Then again (no offense), you don't strike me as much of an action type as either Cap or Raven.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Archanubis wrote:
    Cast probably just doesn't know you that well. Then again (no offense), you don't strike me as much of an action type as either Cap or Raven.

    well, whats wrong with Mr. T? ..... even he had a sensitive side, and only fought when it was absolutly necessary, or when the mood struck him, or when something wasn't going his way, or when he challenged Rocky after pummeling Mick, or when he ran out of MR T cereal.....


    Ok your right Arch, that should definatly be Raven.......Momiji can be Face........or Lamont Sanford....


    I gotta stop watching TBS reruns.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited December 2010
    Machine guns talk a lot, sniper rifles mean every word.
    Bunnies are ferocious only when the chip are down, especially banana chips.
    No more tears little bunny, momma has come home carrying.
    Sign posted on the mind's lawn, neighbors whisper.
    Hunting disappearing new neighbors wile sales people fade away.
    Many new samples, Dr X builds another creature.
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