This happens to me all the time. Whomever is sitting in the seat next to me is always guysitting like they're from Jersey and looking like they're either going to nod off or start scratching the nether regions and ask if we can put The Price is Right up on the screen:

"Sit up straight, Ensign, or you'll be cleaning the torpedo tubes the next time we warp into a potential hostile situation"
And another one:
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