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Now that we know how the hierarchy really works around here, I have decided to host open minion auditions. So post in this thread and tell me why I should consider you for my personal minion. The other lifers may take those I do not select. So sell yourselves.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I call Kirkfat.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I call Kirkfat.

    No he's mine :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Aris wrote:
    Now that we know how the hierarchy really works around here, I have decided to host open minion auditions. So post in this thread and tell me why I should consider you for my personal minion. The other lifers may take those I do not select. So sell yourselves.

    Actually I endorse this thread. However I don't believe the minions should be choosing their masters, that's kind of backwards. I think I'll take Jedi personally.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    cordy38 wrote:
    No he's mine :p

    I called him. I even allowed him to be spared from the coming apocalypse caused by us lifers getting our perks.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    But he sounds so cuddly, like a little tribble :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Actually I endorse this thread. However I don't believe the minions should be choosing their masters, that's kind of backwards. I think I'll take Jedi personally.

    K, that's Kirkfat and Dr.LoveMonkey for me.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I will humbly serve all of you to the best of my abilities. If possible.. I would only like to ask... very humbly... may I please choose my own mate? That is all I ask of my wise masters.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    I will humbly serve all of you to the best of my abilities. If possible.. I would only like to ask... very humbly... may I please choose my own mate? That is all I ask of my wise masters.

    Oh I've got a mate for you it's called C3- H5-N3-O9
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    I will humbly serve all of you to the best of my abilities. If possible.. I would only like to ask... very humbly... may I please choose my own mate? That is all I ask of my wise masters.

    That's if we haven't worn you out first :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    I will humbly serve all of you to the best of my abilities. If possible.. I would only like to ask... very humbly... may I please choose my own mate? That is all I ask of my wise masters.

    As your Supreme Master, I will allow you to choose one mate.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    As your Supreme Master, I will allow you to choose one mate.

    Huzah!

    Long live the lifetimes!
    Langes Leben das Hauptrennen!
    Wohlhabend sind der Lebenszeit Abonnenten!
    Verbrennen Sie die schmutzigen Bauernleute!

    *Pounds fist to chest then raises it into the air open palmed*
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    As your Supreme Master, I will allow you to choose one mate.

    I bow before your benevolence o wise one.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    I bow before your benevolence o wise one.

    You forgot to salute and scream out. "Sieg heil!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    You forgot to salute and scream out. "Sieg heil!"

    Wayne's fine.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Wayne's fine.

    Wayne has no punch to it. It flows too easily.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Wayne has no punch to it. It flows too easily.


    O mighty Wayne. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Wayne has no punch to it. It flows too easily.

    Are you questioning a blue?

    We'll have none of that here.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    O mighty Wayne. We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

    You are worthy, which is why I chose to spare you from the coming apocalypse.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Are you questioning a blue?

    We'll have none of that here.

    I'm just saying it's like...yelling out vraiment, it just doesn't have any punching vowels or strong consonants.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I'm just saying it's like...yelling out vraiment, it just doesn't have any punching vowels or strong consonants.

    I HAVE SPOKEN! YOU SHALL REFER TO ME AS WAYNE!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I'm just saying it's like...yelling out vraiment, it just doesn't have any punching vowels or strong consonants.

    *points at heretic.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Anyone can be a minion, I need henchmen. :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    *points at heretic.

    Nothing wrong with being a heretic. Galileo Galilei was a huge heretic, so was Joan of Arc, Pelagius. I'd be happy to stand along side them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Nothing wrong with being a heretic. Galileo Galilei was a huge heretic, so was Joan of Arc, Pelagius. I'd be happy to stand along side them.

    Then you shall BURN!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Kirkfat wrote: »
    *points at heretic.

    Your tattling ways merely reaffirm my decision to promote you to My Favorite Minion.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Cryptic should add the new hierarchy to the LM perk bonus! :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Your tattling ways merely reaffirm my decision to promote you to My Favorite Minion.

    *bows in deference.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    Get me some DERVISH for dessert, my humble minion!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    I'm not sure you should be making servants of people who can become your equals so easily...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited March 2010
    K, that's Kirkfat and Dr.LoveMonkey for me.

    I admit, I hummed your post to the tune of "C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me..."
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