We are blockading Memory Alpha, we are tiered of there lazy haphazard ways of conducting business. If our demands are not met in one weeks time we will commence orbital bombardment of memory alpha and erase it from the memory of the universe. While there are many things that we could demand, like a progress bar to show us how far till we reach tier 3 vendors, or possibly even exact numbers we are not. Our demands are simply...
We want the Managers of Memory Alpha to inform us by what criterion they judge our donations and the subsequent advancement to tier 3. Is it the price of the base item, The quantity of each type of data sample turned in, the price of the finished product, or some scaled thing where you get a better chance of randomly getting tier 3 for each turn in you do.
We also demand more BBQ Hot Pockets. We realize that this may beyond the powers of the Managers of Memory Alpha, so we will settle for an apology for their lousy service and possibly a coupon if there is one available. Please note the sarcasm in my voice here this is a joke, and it has been added to give the list of demands the ability to be plural.
Please give into these demands by Friday February 26 at 11:59pm or orbital bombardment will begin.
(please note, I know that we cannot truly blockade the planet, nor can we truly bombard it with any effectiveness. This is merely a way to bring levity to the frustration. I hope that this brings a smile to the developers face, as well as brings us a solid answer on exactly what the Vendors in Memory Alpha use as criteria for advancement.)
At first I thought that this was a post about some people putting cover shields in the only door leading out of the transporter room on Memory Alpha....
At first I thought that this was a post about some people putting cover shields in the only door leading out of the transporter room on Memory Alpha....
Based on my turn ins, I have ran well past 500k value and still cannot use O'Brian. I am not saying that information is not valid, I am Demanding that the Managers of Memory Alpha confirm without equivocation what there criteria are. Not only that but think about it logically, Kits by far require more resources to upgrade than any other item, yet there value is 1/10th that of a deflector or impulse engine. The numbers don't add up.
So I hold by my demands. Be straight with us managers, and do your job. If we need to be in a certain club, name your price up front and quick jerkin us around by a leash.
(Note: I am aware of that post, and I have been keeping track I have turned in more than 20 engines and not to mention body armor kits and personal shields in mass. Pricing of the combined is over the half million point so I still call on the devs to make it 100% clear on what there criteria are. I am not asking for specific numbers or anything that will ruin our surprise. I just want to know what the exact criteria are, some point scale based on what data is turned in, what data is turned in, price of the items going in, price coming out or whatever. I am glad we have some solid imperial evidence and that is great work, i have done some myself with the cannons, which I could not do without specific information to at least give me a starting point. We have no starting point only conjecture. Give us a little something is what I ask of the devs the rest we can figure out for ourselves if that is what they wish. I am not asking for a lot, and I am doing it in character in order to make the otherwise bashed and bewildered hard working devs something to read and smile about hopefully in order to get them to give us a piece of cheese as a reward, please try to play along okay? )
Based on my turn ins, I have ran well past 500k value and still cannot use O'Brian. I am not saying that information is not valid, I am Demanding that the Managers of Memory Alpha confirm without equivocation what there criteria are. Not only that but think about it logically, Kits by far require more resources to upgrade than any other item, yet there value is 1/10th that of a deflector or impulse engine. The numbers don't add up.
So I hold by my demands. Be straight with us managers, and do your job. If we need to be in a certain club, name your price up front and quick jerkin us around by a leash.
(Note: I am aware of that post, and I have been keeping track I have turned in more than 20 engines and not to mention body armor kits and personal shields in mass. Pricing of the combined is over the half million point so I still call on the devs to make it 100% clear on what there criteria are. I am not asking for specific numbers or anything that will ruin our surprise. I just want to know what the exact criteria are, some point scale based on what data is turned in, what data is turned in, price of the items going in, price coming out or whatever. I am glad we have some solid imperial evidence and that is great work, i have done some myself with the cannons, which I could not do without specific information to at least give me a starting point. We have no starting point only conjecture. Give us a little something is what I ask of the devs the rest we can figure out for ourselves if that is what they wish. I am not asking for a lot, and I am doing it in character in order to make the otherwise bashed and bewildered hard working devs something to read and smile about hopefully in order to get them to give us a piece of cheese as a reward, please try to play along okay? )
You are full of it. There is no way you got ot 500k. Myself and 3 others I play with talk to unlocked it between 350-400k.
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More Hot Pockets!!!
Oh, and that progression thing would be good too.
But more Hot Pockets! :mad:
ooooh, and I want Hot Pockets.
Good idea.
http://forums.startrekonline.com/showthread.php?t=115448&highlight=memory+alpha+plasma
So I hold by my demands. Be straight with us managers, and do your job. If we need to be in a certain club, name your price up front and quick jerkin us around by a leash.
(Note: I am aware of that post, and I have been keeping track I have turned in more than 20 engines and not to mention body armor kits and personal shields in mass. Pricing of the combined is over the half million point so I still call on the devs to make it 100% clear on what there criteria are. I am not asking for specific numbers or anything that will ruin our surprise. I just want to know what the exact criteria are, some point scale based on what data is turned in, what data is turned in, price of the items going in, price coming out or whatever. I am glad we have some solid imperial evidence and that is great work, i have done some myself with the cannons, which I could not do without specific information to at least give me a starting point. We have no starting point only conjecture. Give us a little something is what I ask of the devs the rest we can figure out for ourselves if that is what they wish. I am not asking for a lot, and I am doing it in character in order to make the otherwise bashed and bewildered hard working devs something to read and smile about hopefully in order to get them to give us a piece of cheese as a reward, please try to play along
Even if they meet our demands!
Feb 26th will be a good day to die!
You are full of it. There is no way you got ot 500k. Myself and 3 others I play with talk to unlocked it between 350-400k.
Bathroom... BAAAAAAAAAAAATHROOOOOOOOOM!!!
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