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TO those who complain about complainers complaining and want to kill teddy bears....

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Carry on!

Broccoli is good for the soul!

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Carry on!

    Broccoli is good for the soul!

    But ice cream doesn't have teeth! :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Deron93 wrote: »
    But ice cream doesn't have teeth! :eek:

    Wind Fish in name only, for it is neither.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Deron93 wrote: »
    But ice cream doesn't have teeth! :eek:

    No way?

    You lie!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The aardvark flies kites at midnight.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    TO those who complain about complainers complaining and want to kill teddy bears....


    :eek::eek::eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Davok wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek:

    I know, I know!!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    This is a fun thread. :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I dismember teddy bears. It's true. They say the first step to recovery is to admit your problem. I was only 7 years old, when little Cindy left the room for just a moment. Her bear was staring at me with those beady black eyes. I could feel the malevolence within them. His hatred made me act. I wanted to restrain myself, but I could not. I plucked his eyes out and put them in my pocket before Cindy got back. She did not even notice for a few days and by then I knew I had saved her from grevious harm

    Since then I find myself protecting others as much as possible. The other day, I needed to pick up a valentine's card for my wife and I passed by the toy section in Walmart. A bear was staring at me as I passed the aisle. It was frightening, I could feel the malevolence again. I quickly shoved him down face into my cart and exited the store. Then using a pocket knife, I plucked out the eyes first and then removed his limbs one by one. I had to protect the children.

    When funds are low, I just pluck out there eyes passing through the store, place them in my pocket, and dispose of them later. At least if they are blind, the children have a fighting chance.

    Thank you for letting me air out my concerns. I will be at the next meeting. Oh, look I have buttons in my pocket.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    drgenocide wrote: »
    I dismember teddy bears. It's true. They say the first step to recovery is to admit your problem. I was only 7 years old, when little Cindy left the room for just a moment. Her bear was staring at me with those beady black eyes. I could feel the malevolence within them. His hatred made me act. I wanted to restrain myself, but I could not. I plucked his eyes out and put them in my pocket before Cindy got back. She did not even notice for a few days and by then I knew I had saved her from grevious harm

    Since then I find myself protecting others as much as possible. The other day, I needed to pick up a valentine's card for my wife and I passed by the toy section in Walmart. A bear was staring at me as I passed the aisle. It was frightening, I could feel the malevolence again. I quickly shoved him down face into my cart and exited the store. Then using a pocket knife, I plucked out the eyes first and then removed his limbs one by one. I had to protect the children.

    When funds are low, I just pluck out there eyes passing through the store, place them in my pocket, and dispose of them later. At least if they are blind, the children have a fighting chance.

    Thank you for letting me air out my concerns. I will be at the next meeting. Oh, look I have buttons in my pocket.

    I would blame old Uncle Romulus for and Teddy bear defamation that has happened lately. But watch out he likes to wear no clothes!!! :o
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