...no one wants to go there. Because they have no DJ but only play satellite program, the drinks are not the real thing but only from a discount supermarket and the chicks are all fat and still arrogant as if they were tens...
...what would you to do give the impression to the people on the street that you are well visited?
@TL;DR - crowd:
Don't try to answer. You will fail, epically. As usual. Read my signature.
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Here is the solution:
Put a bouncer in front of the club to create a queue. People will see that and think "zomg that must be amazing in there" and will want to join in.
It's called "social proof".
If the game is aimed at anyone other than the hardcore, basement-dwelling, 2 keyboard & 3 mouse using player, it is a carebear game and should be changed to cut out anything that allows a player to do anything without being in a raid and protected by multiple players.
They don't realise that the developers want to get as many people playing the game as possible because that brings in more money. If they didn't make it so that causal and carebear players could play they would lose 2/3's of the player base; if not more.
The far too low difficulty (ridiculous, to say the least) is only PART of the problem.
Lack of content, extreme repetitivness, spacebarism and lack of tactical depth as well as NPC intelligence are even worse. These are things even the 'bears will start to hate soon enough.
And, btw, don't underestimate the casual players. Some of them are capable of mastering challenges. Some.
You know, having a game which caters to all styles would not be too hard. WoW, for example, does it VERY well, the carebears get the events (which are fun, btw...) and the daily quests (there are a lot of them in WotLK), as well as the HC instances and the real players get the raids and the harder HC instances.
I WOULD support a game for all kinds of players, as long as there is also sandbox style game and hard, challenging content for people like me.
But, you know... you don't need to take your blinkers off, ignorance MAY still be bliss.
And here I was reading "Imagine...you have a club..who would you beat with it?" or something like that.
Wait, maybe it still does... in a different way. (shifty eyes)
If I HAD a dancing club... it would beat ANY other dancing club on this planet.
Heavy Metal music 4tw.
Hip Hop and House is not music, it's an insult.
OR, say it is, dont let them pay a cover charge,lock the doors.
Play country or God rock.
Make em pay 15 bucks to get out the door!
I think your sig describes the OP.