Stardate 9590215.10
We went and explored a planet in the Afehirr Nebula because my science officer secretly works for National Geographic.
He started to scream, squirm, and fidget around like a a WoW player on withdrawal shortly after we stumbled upon an uninhabited planet presumably filled with
"Carnivorous Plants".
We beamed down, took a look, and our bodies involuntarily contracted in a WTF moment as we approached the first
"Carnivorous Plant".
I've attached a a visual scan of this
"Carnivorous Plant" to this report. I hope Starfleet's science department can analyze this.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9910/screenshot2010021521543.jpg
Strange, I feel like I'm Alice when she just ingested the Red Pill, or Neo when he followed the rabbit down the hole (or is that backwards, I'm slowly losing it all). It's like I've been existing in a poorly constructed and
CRYPTIC universe, whose creators were insatiable drunken oafs in the middle of a roman orgy.
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There's Klingons off the starboard bow.
I don't see any carnivorous plant. :mad: