Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.
I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!
I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.
and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.
I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!
I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.
and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
Did you have to wait in line 3 times that day for up to 2 hours each time to acquire those wonderful bagels? Didn't think so.
Buy them in bulk, freeze them, and prepare individually or as necessary.
I don't buy bagels because there is a hole in them. I only spend money on COMPLETE products, i mean people who buy bagels are either rich or crazy or both.
Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.
I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!
I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.
and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.
I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!
I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.
and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.
I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!
I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.
and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
Dude just relax. Thts a new bagel store. They had no way of knowing how many people would show up wanting bagels. They're hiring more employees, bu it takes time to get them set up and oriented. There aren't as many bugs anymore, it's improving a lot. They have a lot of different bagels and they stay open as long as they can, you can't expect them to stay open just for you.
Thank you for not comparing them to the long-established toys-R-us across the street though, not only have they been around for longer but they aren't even the same kind of store...
Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line.... I WANT A REFUND!
If you'll notice through your own attempt to sound clever you never spent any money in the first place. Had you tried to make your parody more applicable, you would have noted that you spent $50 - $100 already to gain access to the bagel store and that you were continuing to shell out an additional $15 a month to have those bagels. NOW try your skit again and see how it fits. Having shelled out your cash beforehand does standing in long lines for limited variety of stale bagels sound like such a humorous trip afterall?
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Do they thaw well enough? I guess it does not matter if you toast them does it?
I would quit eating donuts, but I do not like donuts and thus do not eat them.
The OP is being silly and bringing some levity to the forums.
Buy them in bulk, freeze them, and prepare individually or as necessary.
Replace anything bagel related with 'STO', and 'cream cheese' with 'stuff'.
OP is a clever little mynx.
-Dragon
-np
Since you're obviously ragequitting...
Can I have your donuts?
Excellent and well thought out. 5/5
Smeggin' brilliant.
You, sir, are my hero.
rofl.....thanx, I needed that.
Have a nice day!:D
I like levity, without it my bagel would be flatbread!
Thank you for not comparing them to the long-established toys-R-us across the street though, not only have they been around for longer but they aren't even the same kind of store...
Sorry, can't resist.
You, sir, just knocked it up another notch.
I hope the smiley face brought it down. That may have been taken the wrong way.
You certainly may. I cannot stand them.
Unintentionally obvious troll trolling obvious parody thread.
If you'll notice through your own attempt to sound clever you never spent any money in the first place. Had you tried to make your parody more applicable, you would have noted that you spent $50 - $100 already to gain access to the bagel store and that you were continuing to shell out an additional $15 a month to have those bagels. NOW try your skit again and see how it fits. Having shelled out your cash beforehand does standing in long lines for limited variety of stale bagels sound like such a humorous trip afterall?
"They're just day old donuts anyway." -Apu