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Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.

I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!

I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.

and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    ProTip: Buy 'em fresh and freeze 'em - yummy bagels whenever you need 'em :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    what the hell...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Freeze them?

    Do they thaw well enough? I guess it does not matter if you toast them does it?

    I would quit eating donuts, but I do not like donuts and thus do not eat them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    nice post if this is sarcasm its pretty good if not than idk what to say about it
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    _Shamrock_ wrote:
    what the hell...

    The OP is being silly and bringing some levity to the forums.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    wrote:
    Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.

    I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!

    I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.

    and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.
    Did you have to wait in line 3 times that day for up to 2 hours each time to acquire those wonderful bagels? Didn't think so.

    Buy them in bulk, freeze them, and prepare individually or as necessary.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    _Shamrock_ wrote:
    what the hell...

    Replace anything bagel related with 'STO', and 'cream cheese' with 'stuff'.

    OP is a clever little mynx.

    -Dragon
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'd say something about a magazine subscription but it'd get me banned.



    -np
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Tysis wrote:
    Freeze them?

    Do they thaw well enough? I guess it does not matter if you toast them does it?

    I would quit eating donuts, but I do not like donuts and thus do not eat them.

    Since you're obviously ragequitting...

    Can I have your donuts? :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I don't buy bagels because there is a hole in them. I only spend money on COMPLETE products, i mean people who buy bagels are either rich or crazy or both.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    DoctorX wrote: »
    Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.

    I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!

    I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.

    and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.

    Excellent and well thought out. 5/5
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    bagels are over rated-give me a loaf of crusty french bread and a hunk of cheese and i am good to go.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    DoctorX wrote: »
    Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.

    I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!

    I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.

    and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.

    Smeggin' brilliant.

    You, sir, are my hero.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    DoctorX wrote: »
    Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line. I mean, I'm there to spend my money but I have to wait, behind other customers???!!!! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I work in the early morning so I cannot just eat bagels whenever I want. When I can eat bagles the store is CLOSED. When I do get some they are either stale or too chewy.

    I WANT A REFUND! There is a COMPLETE LACK of content in the display case and I've tried telling them again and again that they need to get some sesame bagels but NOOOOOOOO! AND THE BUGS! It's horrible! UNBEARABLE!

    I also would like to CANCEL my subscription to Bagels Spectator Weekly!! Who ever thought it would be a good idea to boil a donut should be fired!!! So no more Bagels for me.

    and before someone asks, NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY cream cheese.

    rofl.....thanx, I needed that.

    Have a nice day!:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Rofl, very creative and funny OP. You had us all I am sure.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Hey guys, as it happens I have a sack load of Bagel Holes to sell! Anyone interested?

    I like levity, without it my bagel would be flatbread!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Dude just relax. Thts a new bagel store. They had no way of knowing how many people would show up wanting bagels. They're hiring more employees, bu it takes time to get them set up and oriented. There aren't as many bugs anymore, it's improving a lot. They have a lot of different bagels and they stay open as long as they can, you can't expect them to stay open just for you.

    Thank you for not comparing them to the long-established toys-R-us across the street though, not only have they been around for longer but they aren't even the same kind of store...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    LOL a fun read, thanks we needed that!:D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm reminded of a line from Babylon Five, "There is a hole in your mind."

    Sorry, can't resist.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    The Muffin store opening was so smooth!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Oh, sorry guys. I meant to respond earlier but I was eating bagels. I really only feel like venting about them when the store is closed. :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    DoctorX wrote: »
    Oh, sorry guys. I meant to respond earlier but I was eating bagels. I really only feel like venting about them when the store is closed.

    You, sir, just knocked it up another notch.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Echostatic wrote: »
    You, sir, just knocked it up another notch.

    I hope the smiley face brought it down. That may have been taken the wrong way. :) hehe
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    3/10 troll. Original but boring.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    AegisPrime wrote: »
    Since you're obviously ragequitting...

    Can I have your donuts? :D

    You certainly may. I cannot stand them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    3/10 troll. Original but boring.

    Unintentionally obvious troll trolling obvious parody thread.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    DoctorX wrote: »
    Really, I just can't stand eating bagels anymore!!!!!!! I go to the bagel place down the street to buy some bagels but then I find myself WAITING in line....
    I WANT A REFUND!

    If you'll notice through your own attempt to sound clever you never spent any money in the first place. Had you tried to make your parody more applicable, you would have noted that you spent $50 - $100 already to gain access to the bagel store and that you were continuing to shell out an additional $15 a month to have those bagels. NOW try your skit again and see how it fits. Having shelled out your cash beforehand does standing in long lines for limited variety of stale bagels sound like such a humorous trip afterall?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    AegisPrime wrote: »
    ProTip: Buy 'em fresh and freeze 'em - yummy bagels whenever you need 'em :D

    "They're just day old donuts anyway." -Apu
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I have to admit, I'm mildly amused this hasn't gotten locked yet.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    /Closed for obvious reasons.
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