To aid in the daily drama on these forums, here is a nice template you use to complain during server downtimes. Just insert your information in the slots provided and you are good to go!
<Your Name> wants to alert everyone that what is going on is UNACCEPTABLE! I have breaking news, and since I have been officially self-assured to be the only 100% RIGHT person around these forums, here you go:
<last MMO you played> never had these issues when it first came out! They never had to do patches like this and recover from server crashes. I loved <last MMO you played> and now I kick myself for leaving that game and coming over here.
Any developer that would release an MMO with <random gameplay issue> are criminals for doing so!
All previous developers of MMO's with PvP, like <random MMO> and <another random MMO> always make sure that combat is perfectly balanced before going live. So how can Cryptic go live with <random pvp balance issue>?
Also, the <adjective> <objects> are too <adjective>, it takes too long to <verb> and where are the <plural noun> Cryptic promised? They should give us refunds, free subscription time, free accounts for our friends, even send us money for all of this hassle.
I would go back to <last MMO you played> but for now I am stuck here with the rest of you until they unban my account and remove the restraining order against me and <your gamer buddy's name>. Plus, I truly believe that after placing this post Cryptic will read it and fix all of these issues by next weekend! Because my issues are their issues, I am a paying customer, you know? I am important.
And don't worry, I won't disappoint any of you -- next time the server goes down I will try to be the first to post in the forums expressing our outrage. I am doing this for all of you. We have to act upset every time the servers go down or else they might not come back up!!!
PS : My mother taught me "<random wise saying>" and "the customer is always right" and therefore to complain alot. Thanks Mom!
You have no idea what your talking about. even with the patches and server crashes this is the best mmorpg ever. NAME ONE GAME YOU CAN COMPARE IT TO. Until star wars comes out. you should keep silent.
Im middle of the road btw, but i believe feedback, even ****ed off hysterical feedback, is good for the devs. And mocking those that do feedback is just intimidation tactics that amount to a form of censorship. Better for the game if everyone can say what they honestly think without being ridiculed...
Im middle of the road btw, but i believe feedback, even ****ed off hysterical feedback, is good for the devs. And mocking those that do feedback is just intimidation tactics that amount to a form of censorship. Better for the game if everyone can say what they honestly think without being ridiculed...
There's a difference between offering feedback and being a *****.
Do shut up. Do you like Coke and hate Pepsi? Shut the hell up and just go drink you Coke and don't spend all your time screaming at people who like Pepsi and calling them idiots.
Im middle of the road btw, but i believe feedback, even ****ed off hysterical feedback, is good for the devs. And mocking those that do feedback is just intimidation tactics that amount to a form of censorship. Better for the game if everyone can say what they honestly think without being ridiculed...
This could hardly be considered intimidation tactics. Was this thread needed and did it help to fix anything....not likely. But is anyone going to stop posting threads that are way over board just to prove their points...of course not.
So you have a mandate to decide for everyone whats good and bad feedback?... not your job... its the devs they can decide for themselves...
Well, I don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that people wanting to file a lawsuit against Cryptic over server crashes aren't really providing positive feedback.
Do shut up. Do you like Coke and hate Pepsi? Shut the hell up and just go drink you Coke and don't spend all your time screaming at people who like Pepsi and calling them idiots.
Johnson wants to alert everyone that what is going on is UNACCEPTABLE! I have breaking news, and since I have been officially self-assured to be the only 100% RIGHT person around these forums, here you go:
Rollercoaster Tycoon never had these issues when it first came out! They never had to do patches like this and recover from server crashes. I loved Rollercoaster Tycoon and now I kick myself for leaving that game and coming over here.
Any developer that would release an MMO with graphical displays of your shields are criminals for doing so!
All previous developers of MMO's with PvP, like Pharoh and Farmville always make sure that combat is perfectly balanced before going live. So how can Cryptic go live with out more girls?
Also, the reflective piano wires are too unbalanced, it takes too long to inspect and where are the four ball courts Cryptic promised? They should give us refunds, free subscription time, free accounts for our friends, even send us money for all of this hassle.
I would go back to Rollercoaster Tycoon but for now I am stuck here with the rest of you until they unban my account and remove the restraining order against me and Buddy. Plus, I truly believe that after placing this post Cryptic will read it and fix all of these issues by next weekend! Because my issues are their issues, I am a paying customer, you know? I am important.
And don't worry, I won't disappoint any of you -- next time the server goes down I will try to be the first to post in the forums expressing our outrage. I am doing this for all of you. We have to act upset every time the servers go down or else they might not come back up!!!
PS : My mother taught me "Find two birds, plus a bush, and you can have dinner" and "the customer is always right" and therefore to complain alot. Thanks Mom!
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No, <OP Name> is just tired of all the TRIBBLE that gets spewed on the forums when something bad happens. Those people need to get a grip.
<quoted poster's name> does not understand sarcasm.
Angry beta testers are bad PAYING customers are worse.
When people pay for something telling them to shut up over a complaint is not going to happen it just adds fuel to the fire.
Im middle of the road btw, but i believe feedback, even ****ed off hysterical feedback, is good for the devs. And mocking those that do feedback is just intimidation tactics that amount to a form of censorship. Better for the game if everyone can say what they honestly think without being ridiculed...
There's a difference between offering feedback and being a *****.
So you have a mandate to decide for everyone whats good and bad feedback?... not your job... its the devs they can decide for themselves...
This could hardly be considered intimidation tactics. Was this thread needed and did it help to fix anything....not likely. But is anyone going to stop posting threads that are way over board just to prove their points...of course not.
Well, I don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that people wanting to file a lawsuit against Cryptic over server crashes aren't really providing positive feedback.
It's more like Mountain Dew and Crab Juice.
Edit: Joke Update.
Everyone seems to think they have a mandate around here...
Thats a shame, I happen to enjoy pepsi and have next to me. Then again I have been known to drink coke a good bit too.
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Rollercoaster Tycoon never had these issues when it first came out! They never had to do patches like this and recover from server crashes. I loved Rollercoaster Tycoon and now I kick myself for leaving that game and coming over here.
Any developer that would release an MMO with graphical displays of your shields are criminals for doing so!
All previous developers of MMO's with PvP, like Pharoh and Farmville always make sure that combat is perfectly balanced before going live. So how can Cryptic go live with out more girls?
Also, the reflective piano wires are too unbalanced, it takes too long to inspect and where are the four ball courts Cryptic promised? They should give us refunds, free subscription time, free accounts for our friends, even send us money for all of this hassle.
I would go back to Rollercoaster Tycoon but for now I am stuck here with the rest of you until they unban my account and remove the restraining order against me and Buddy. Plus, I truly believe that after placing this post Cryptic will read it and fix all of these issues by next weekend! Because my issues are their issues, I am a paying customer, you know? I am important.
And don't worry, I won't disappoint any of you -- next time the server goes down I will try to be the first to post in the forums expressing our outrage. I am doing this for all of you. We have to act upset every time the servers go down or else they might not come back up!!!
PS : My mother taught me "Find two birds, plus a bush, and you can have dinner" and "the customer is always right" and therefore to complain alot. Thanks Mom!
Mad libs are fun!