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Petition to give me everything I want

SystemSystem Member, NoReporting Posts: 178,019 Arc User
Cryptic,

This is a petition (which people may sign) dedicated to demanding that you give me everything I want, including (but not limited to):

1. I play a tactical officer; make it the alpha class

2. I fly federation cruisers; make them unstoppable

3. I dislike that Klingons can cloak; nerf it

4. I dislike that escorts can do more damage than me; nerf them

5. Certain science abilities are difficult for me to counter; nerf them

6. I would like to have a replica captain's chair from the TOS Enterprise for me to sit in whilst I play. Send me one.

7. I want to play this game without paying. Go f2p.

8. It's unfair and wrong that I don't dominate all PvP matches single-handed; I will be sending you a list of abilities to nerf and buff. Increase cruiser turn rates, and give my cruiser the shields of a science vessel.

9. When people kill me in pvp, it's because they have no skill; remove this exploit.

10. Give my fed cruiser a cloak
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Nice. Truly epic.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I add.

    11) I am a complete moron who uses fleet features that are known to be broken and get my fleet members screwed over because if it. I demand you freeze all assets of anyone who doesn't do what I want and give them to me.

    12) People are mean to me in the forums when I stay stupid stuff, I demand you ban them.

    13) I can not find Cmdr Sulu, I demand you make him my Boff.

    14) I burned through all the ranks in less than a week and now I'm bored I demand you drop everything else you are doing and create me a new mission.. but make it easy so I can do it in 10 minutes then complain about being bored again.

    15) Other PVP players use tactics that I can not figure out how to counter. I demand you set PVP so all my teammates can not be further apart than 5 kilometers from eachother and all enemies can be no closer than 25 kilometers to eachother.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    ZOMG please I am so /signing and if these demands are not met I will cancel my pizza delivery.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    This is kind of funny :)

    /not signed


    Someone had to do it :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    OMG if they lock this post I will cancel my NY Times Weekender delivery!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm really getting sick of this exploit where I die in PvP. When is this game-breaking bug going to be fixed?

    This game is going down the path of every failed MMO ever.

    Cryptic, I promise you that if you don't fix this exploit of me dying in PvP, that you will lose all of your subscribers, except for maybe a few fanbois who are too blind and deluded to see the imbalance of me dying in PvP.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    *stamping feet like a 3 year old*

    It's been 5 minutes! If you do not do something immediately to fix everything I don't like about STO... I WILL DO SOMETHING!!!! I will whine and whine and whine in the forums, I will make up wild theories about how I can have you and everyone who is mean to me arrested because game stuffs is just like real life and I will behave like a petulant child even more!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Grand Theft Expectation? Is that prosecutable? :p
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I want this game to be totally fun and enthralling, with drama, action and intrigue, but nobody gets killed. Ever. Nobody shoots anyone.

    And I want a harsh death penalty, because carebears suck.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I demand that I'll be given a dedicated customer service person who will available 24/7 365 days a year only for me. Also that person will need to be able to solve anything I complain about in 30 seconds or less or it will be totally unacceptable and I will chew out my mail man for it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I want my emails to be returned within five seconds of me typing the first letter, having solved every problem I will ever have. Also, even though I knew beforehand about the grace period, I demand that it not affect me at all, without me actually having to do something so strenuous as picking up a phone.
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