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starfleet's most unethical captain(not the rant you think it is)

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Aside form blowing up any alien who sneezes in the wrong direction I have different proof that starfleet's not what it used to be. If you've done the mission: city on the edge of never you may know what I'm talking about. The uss kirk dead in space and crawling with klingons, enter the "hero"(me). Whilst punching, blasting and blowing up my rigged counterparts I stumbled upon a few crates here and there and while members of the kirk's crew where locked in combat or curled up on the floor I decide to look inside. What did I find? hypos and shiled generators! just what everybody needed but did I leave them for the injured? Nope iI stuffed them into my close to over flowing pockets and went on my way. And if anyone asks I'll just blame it on the andorian with the shifty eyes.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Aside form blowing up any alien who sneezes in the wrong direction I have different proof that starfleet's not what it used to be. If you've done the mission: city on the edge of never you may know what I'm talking about. The uss kirk dead in space and crawling with klingons, enter the "hero"(me). Whilst punching, blasting and blowing up my rigged counterparts I stumbled upon a few crates here and there and while members of the kirk's crew where locked in combat or curled up on the floor I decide to look inside. What did I find? hypos and shiled generators! just what everybody needed but did I leave them for the injured? Nope iI stuffed them into my close to over flowing pockets and went on my way. And if anyone asks I'll just blame it on the andorian with the shifty eyes.

    Why you evil little schemer!! I personally tended to all the wounded, and made them some soup (while they were killing the next batch of red shirts around the corner), then I had to go eat some dinner (tough luck for the last one I did not manage to heal... I think he bled to death). Anyways, came back, and had to go into the forums to ask for autofire (yes, again), then finally, after about 1 hour of deadly corridor battles (that I was not a part of), I decided to lend my assistance and go try to save that prophet girl only to see her captured again... Damn!

    Well, this is still a game not a movie, so all of that is expected I guess, and not much it can be done to change it.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Nah, this is pretty much the rant I expected.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    RedSunBird wrote: »
    Nah, this is pretty much the rant I expected.

    was referring to people complaining abot always blowing everything up
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Hey you're coming to save their TRIBBLE. It's their own fault for getting invaded by Klinks and getting their security chief kidnapped (worst security chief ever).
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    worst security chief ever
    was saying the same thing through most of the mission
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    worst security chief ever
    As opposed to the security chief that got killed by a puddle of goo?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I find it amazing that they're laying on the ground going "man, I sure could go for a hypo" and bawling in remorse "if only I had had a shield battery, I coulda held the klingons off another minute... time enough for reinforcements to arrive."

    This is THEIR ship and they didn't know where the consumables were?? C'mon... glowing crate anybody?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    PhiloPhi wrote:
    As opposed to the security chief that got killed by a puddle of goo?

    well to be fair it did have a bad temper
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    well to be fair it did have a bad temper

    And death rays.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    well to be fair it did have a bad temper

    and hostages (one of whom was super hot)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    If you had bothered to turn the crates and containers around you would have seen the note that said:

    FREE FOR ALL STARFLEET OFFICERS
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Kuber wrote:
    If you had bothered to turn the crates and containers around you would have seen the note that said:

    FREE FOR ALL STARFLEET OFFICERS

    Yeah right. These are the same cadets that beam onto Sol station and can't read the sign over the door that says Admirals Office.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    My favorite one is where you go to the space station looking for someone who is stealing items out of the cargo bay. I go into the cargo bay and what do I find... a crate full of hypos that a immediately rip off without asking anyone for permission.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Gazzalodi wrote: »
    My favorite one is where you go to the space station looking for someone who is stealing items out of the cargo bay. I go into the cargo bay and what do I find... a crate full of hypos that a immediately rip off without asking anyone for permission.

    That's collecting evidence, that is.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Yeah right. These are the same cadets that beam onto Sol station and can't read the sign over the door that says Admirals Office.

    what to do you expect it's written in swahili or something
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    I'm worse than you. Enemies were protecting a piece of debris I was needing to scan, so I sent in by boffs to engage them, scanned it then legged it, leaving my boffs to die.

    We beamed them up later. They were fine...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    And death rays.

    bad temper and deaths rays pretty much go hand in hand i think
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Aside form blowing up any alien who sneezes in the wrong direction I have different proof that starfleet's not what it used to be. If you've done the mission: city on the edge of never you may know what I'm talking about. The uss kirk dead in space and crawling with klingons, enter the "hero"(me). Whilst punching, blasting and blowing up my rigged counterparts I stumbled upon a few crates here and there and while members of the kirk's crew where locked in combat or curled up on the floor I decide to look inside. What did I find? hypos and shiled generators! just what everybody needed but did I leave them for the injured? Nope iI stuffed them into my close to over flowing pockets and went on my way. And if anyone asks I'll just blame it on the andorian with the shifty eyes.

    So you stole the cookies from the cookie jar! You rebel! You feind! You'll not get away with this! I'll see you stand trial!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    sorry, but this rant is illogical

    who cares that you raided the pantry and left the kirk's crew to fend for themselves?
    You made up for it when you valiantly disabled that klink ship, allowed its crew from the future to escape and remain in the past and destroyed the ship to prevent the tech from polluting the timestream

    comon, you are on top of the situation!
    nothing wrong here :rolleyes:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    swag-nyc wrote: »
    sorry, but this rant is illogical

    who cares that you raided the pantry and left the kirk's crew to fend for themselves?
    You made up for it when you valiantly disabled that klink ship, allowed its crew from the future to escape and remain in the past and destroyed the ship to prevent the tech from polluting the timestream

    comon, you are on top of the situation!
    nothing wrong here :rolleyes:

    But, but... thats what your Bridge Officer told you to do! Dont all starfleet captains just do as told by their newly acquired ensigns?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Pyrceval wrote: »
    But, but... thats what your Bridge Officer told you to do! Dont all starfleet captains just do as told by their newly acquired ensigns?

    I took it as a suggestion, if my crew starts telling me what to do I'll do to them what picard should have done with wesley crusher and blow them out the airlock
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    You do not have to get to that late a mission to see that Starfleet has become a bunch of pirates, in the tutorial, boarding another ship to help out I noticed a blinking box, hum, they will NEVER miss these hypos, and a life as a privateer begins.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Canazza wrote: »
    I'm worse than you. Enemies were protecting a piece of debris I was needing to scan, so I sent in by boffs to engage them, scanned it then legged it, leaving my boffs to die.

    We beamed them up later. They were fine...

    Always nice to have a good chuckle at work.
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