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What would Captain Kirk do... about the server?

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He would turn to Scotty and get a miracle.... (Scotty promising twice as long for a job well done in half the time)
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He'd kirckchop it on the back and tell it to stfu and work. He'd probably yell at scotty to do something as well. While....he...paused after every.....other word.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    of course scotty would beam a new farm of servers to the sight after he replicated it. He would tell kirk it will take 20 hours, but in fact it only took 5. Then he would write a new program and share it with the devs in the past so they could make a bater game. Then one day he would play the game and get sucked in to the game buffers and be stuck there till some wow head realeases him years after he was 'pose to be dead. That's what scotty would do.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He would grab some hot young Jr officer.. take her back to his quarters and say " be back when the server is working, Spock.. you have the comm..."
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    "I canna change the laws of physics Captain, I've got to have more servers!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Captain James T. Kirk would probably sleep with the Borg Queen to get access to the Collectives hive mind, and use that to bolster server capacity. But then we would have all those drones running around trying to farm gold pressed latinum.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Kirk would have probably caused it. He had a knack of breaking the things.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    But what would chuck noris do?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He'd say we come in peace. shoot to kill , shoot to kill....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    WarRaider wrote:
    But what would chuck noris do?

    Chuck Noris would have saved the day. Powering the servers with by the power he unleashes.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He would turn to Scotty and get a miracle.... (Scotty promising twice as long for a job well done in half the time)

    In turn Scotty would say, "Captain there is nothing I can do "

    Kirk looks into sky shakes fist.. "KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    WarRaider wrote:
    But what would chuck noris do?

    He'd try to sleep with Kirk. Norris is like that.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He would make a deal with Blizzard, create a better game in 3 months, and appease all.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    What would Captain Kirk do... about the server?
    Seduce it and leave within 44 minutes?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Priceline.com commercials.

    Or sing rocket man
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    He'd talk it into self-destructing. Captain Kirk wouldn't be into games of this type - he'd be telling us all to go take a walk or something. :eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Kirk: "server?"

    Server: "Yes....Captain..James..T...Kirk?"

    Kirk: "server.....everything I say is a lie"

    Server: "Yes....Captain..James..T...Kirk"


    Kirk: "Server .....I am lying"

    Server: "....DOES NOT COMPUTE.......DOES NOT COMPUTE.......DOES NOT COMPUTE... "

    *processor meltdown*
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