He'd kirckchop it on the back and tell it to stfu and work. He'd probably yell at scotty to do something as well. While....he...paused after every.....other word.
of course scotty would beam a new farm of servers to the sight after he replicated it. He would tell kirk it will take 20 hours, but in fact it only took 5. Then he would write a new program and share it with the devs in the past so they could make a bater game. Then one day he would play the game and get sucked in to the game buffers and be stuck there till some wow head realeases him years after he was 'pose to be dead. That's what scotty would do.
Captain James T. Kirk would probably sleep with the Borg Queen to get access to the Collectives hive mind, and use that to bolster server capacity. But then we would have all those drones running around trying to farm gold pressed latinum.
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Chuck Noris would have saved the day. Powering the servers with by the power he unleashes.
In turn Scotty would say, "Captain there is nothing I can do "
Kirk looks into sky shakes fist.. "KHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!"
He'd try to sleep with Kirk. Norris is like that.
Or sing rocket man
Server: "Yes....Captain..James..T...Kirk?"
Kirk: "server.....everything I say is a lie"
Server: "Yes....Captain..James..T...Kirk"
Kirk: "Server .....I am lying"
Server: "....DOES NOT COMPUTE.......DOES NOT COMPUTE.......DOES NOT COMPUTE... "
*processor meltdown*