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Celebrity comments on STO

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Jack Nicholson "These server crashes are really starting to **** me off. We want the truth, but Cryptic thins WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

Johnny Depp "Why is the server always down? Oh...that's why."

Bill Clinton "What is the meaning of the word shard?"

Arnold Schwartzineger "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My little ship is in spacedock!!!!!!"

Walter Cronkite "The server is down, and that's the way it was."

Barak Obama "We MUST bailout Cryptic, and get them the important servers they need to fix this mess left to them by the previous admistration."

G.W. Bush "We must come together as a country, united, and undefined, to combat these evil doers that want to crash the STO servers. Wait......what's a server.?

James Doohan "THE'RE GIVIN HER ALL SHE'S GOT!!!!!!"

God "There is a reason I didn't make a Star Trek based MMO, even I can't make everyone happy with it."

James T. Kirk "Cryptics attempt at STO is nothing compared to my awsomeness"

Elijia Wood "This burden is mine to carry, not Cryptics. STO was entrusted to me."

Chuck Norris "Kirks awesomeness looks like the awesomeness of a dead skin cell when compared to my awesomness."

I hope you enjoyed these quotes as a little comic reliief while waiting for the servers to come on line.
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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Thats not a bad effort, made me laugh.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    You can take our life but you will never take our..... disconnecting..... can not connect to the server at this time, please come back later......
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Thank you for some much needed humor! :cool:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Rojor wrote:
    You can take our life but you will never take our..... disconnecting..... can not connect to the server at this time, please come back later......

    ...lol...too funny...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Timper wrote:
    Jack Nicholson "These server crashes are really starting to **** me off. We want the truth, but Cryptic thins WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

    Johnny Depp "Why is the server always down? Oh...that's why."

    Bill Clinton "What is the meaning of the word shard?"

    Arnold Schwartzineger "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My little ship is in spacedock!!!!!!"

    Walter Cronkite "The server is down, and that's the way it was."

    Barak Obama "We MUST bailout Cryptic, and get them the important servers they need to fix this mess left to them by the previous admistration."

    G.W. Bush "We must come together as a country, united, and undefined, to combat these evil doers that want to crash the STO servers. Wait......what's a server.?

    James Doohan "THE'RE GIVIN HER ALL SHE'S GOT!!!!!!"

    God "There is a reason I didn't make a Star Trek based MMO, even I can't make everyone happy with it."

    James T. Kirk "Cryptics attempt at STO is nothing compared to my awsomeness"

    Elijia Wood "This burden is mine to carry, not Cryptics. STO was entrusted to me."

    Chuck Norris "Kirks awesomeness looks like the awesomeness of a dead skin cell when compared to my awesomness."

    I hope you enjoyed these quotes as a little comic reliief while waiting for the servers to come on line.

    /Epic
    /Fail
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    TIMPER!

    How'd you escape your cage? Get back in there!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    One small step for man, one giant leap backwards for Cryptic

    All things are relative, unless you prepaid - Sir Issac Newton
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Timper wrote:
    Jack Nicholson "These server crashes are really starting to **** me off. We want the truth, but Cryptic thins WE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!"

    Johnny Depp "Why is the server always down? Oh...that's why."

    Bill Clinton "What is the meaning of the word shard?"

    Arnold Schwartzineger "AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My little ship is in spacedock!!!!!!"

    Walter Cronkite "The server is down, and that's the way it was."

    Barak Obama "We MUST bailout Cryptic, and get them the important servers they need to fix this mess left to them by the previous admistration."

    G.W. Bush "We must come together as a country, united, and undefined, to combat these evil doers that want to crash the STO servers. Wait......what's a server.?

    James Doohan "THE'RE GIVIN HER ALL SHE'S GOT!!!!!!"

    God "There is a reason I didn't make a Star Trek based MMO, even I can't make everyone happy with it."

    James T. Kirk "Cryptics attempt at STO is nothing compared to my awsomeness"

    Elijia Wood "This burden is mine to carry, not Cryptics. STO was entrusted to me."

    Chuck Norris "Kirks awesomeness looks like the awesomeness of a dead skin cell when compared to my awesomness."

    I hope you enjoyed these quotes as a little comic reliief while waiting for the servers to come on line.

    MAN THAT SUCKED THE TRIBBLE OF THE THING SUCKING THE TRIBBLE OF THE DEAD THING
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    A few more... add yours...

    Paris Hilton: "Star what"?

    Charlton Heston: "Get yours hands off the servers you d%^* dirty devs"!

    Gary Cole: "Ummm Yeahhhh"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Come on people don't make me do all the work

    Is it Star Trek in space or Star Trek of space? - Jessica Simpson
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    If I had a wardrobe malfuntion in STO would I get banded? - Janet Jackson
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Arnold Schwartzineger - "Get to Da-Choppaaa, STO is crashing!"

    Why ask why, just take your money and go...
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited February 2010
    Scrotacus wrote:
    MAN THAT SUCKED THE TRIBBLE OF THE THING SUCKING THE TRIBBLE OF THE DEAD THING

    Okay, I enjoyed the jokes, but that sarcastic remark was funnier!
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