This Head Start program is more like a Head STOP program! *dun dun dun dun* (drums and metal drum thing to signify a joke!)
Is this Star Trek Online or Star Trek OFFline!? *dun dun dun dun* (You've NEVER seen that before!)
Did I just order a Lifetime Subscription or a DOWNtime Subscription!? *dun dun dun dun* (GET IT!?)
How many hours does it take to play STO? Lets find out! One... Two... Three... CRUNCH.... The world may never know. *dun dun dun dun* (CULTURE REFERENCES MAKE ME PRO)
Why did Star Trek Online cross the road? To get more downtime. *dun dun dun dun* (this joke will make ANY KFC fan laugh)
What's the difference between a Star Trek Online server and Gene Roddenberry? Nothing, they're both dead. *dun dun dun dun* (too far?)
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edit: you edited just as i posted, and i thought some of the jokes were kinda funny.
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