Cause we are extremely jealous of your epic man beard and full head of wavy brown hair.
Time to go old shcool on your buttox. *Whips out his carving knife* Ohhh yea this is cutting nicely. What kinda shampoo do you use? *Silence is received* Ohh haha yea your dead, durrrr..... *Finishes scalping Sacerd while quietly humming "Ten little indians"*
Cardboard a byproduct of wood... Archers!!! FIRE!!!! Bring up the light fluid flame crews. Hose that cardboard cut out facade!!! BURN!!! NO men, dont flee from the yelps of that repugnant beast. We will win the day!!!!!
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I SUNK YOUR BATTLESHIP!!!
You should have gone for the PT boat first.
You sank my battlestation!
because the szechuan beef made my nose..er bill run
because your coat is waterproof
/Kill
Now can someone pick that up for me?
/kill
they can't. they're all dead.
For bad attitude!
because it's just one of those days...
Takes "airbags" and attachments.
one of these time it has to work and I will have ship dog
Your avatar's a fish, isn't it?
for not recognizing a mammal.. (it's a platypus)
with a shotgunz
For targeting her highness, the Lady Platypus
It's a ship thing.....
Because the tags on your ship were expired.
FEED ME!
Hey, Audrey Two is like a complete meal. A plant that's high in protein, carbs and fiber. Yummo!
You just ate a talking plant from outer space O.O there's bound to be some complications...
Well, I had to try out this new chartreuse flamethrower (I doubt anyone will get that reference)
for invoking the Lemur King's name in vain.
Hell, I dunno either. It's the first hit on google. Was that or Feminine Protection....
HA, we saw right through your wooden enterprise trojan horse. MEN, prepare your bows with match stick arrows. FIRE!!!!
The woof, the woof, the woof is on fire.
/tinder and flint
ohh, look, sparky likes wool
Build a man a fire and he's warm the rest of the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm the rest of his life....
(P.S. - it's Cardboard, puhlease. You see those nacells? That's bud light, you think wood was used?)
with my freeze ray
I will stop
the world
(P.S. - Cardboard is essentially paper so technically it is made out of wood...)
Cause we are extremely jealous of your epic man beard and full head of wavy brown hair.
Time to go old shcool on your buttox. *Whips out his carving knife* Ohhh yea this is cutting nicely. What kinda shampoo do you use? *Silence is received* Ohh haha yea your dead, durrrr..... *Finishes scalping Sacerd while quietly humming "Ten little indians"*
It's the hat, the hat put you in a " ****y mood". Remove the hat, remove the mood. Easy.
And uh... sorry about the whole brains leaking out thing.
(dag nabit!)
/m2 scorch - apparently flint and tinder didn't make my point
and of course, for being a sneaky hairy ninja
Cardboard a byproduct of wood... Archers!!! FIRE!!!! Bring up the light fluid flame crews. Hose that cardboard cut out facade!!! BURN!!! NO men, dont flee from the yelps of that repugnant beast. We will win the day!!!!!
because the morning isn't the same without some fresh kill