Donald, we cannot help you. We'd first have to figure out what is wrong with you and I doubt anyone is capable of that. I would ask a Vulcan to perform a mind meld but we'd risk having to deal with insane Vulcans. Again.
But I am glad that you are looking for help, nevertheless. Acknowledging a problem is the first step one has to take to solve it, even if we cannot proceed further yet.
(Actually, only the first and last lines mattered. I have no idea how to add those.)
[4:46] [Combat {self}] Your Haymaker deals 23337 (9049) Physical Damage(Critical) to Spawnmother
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But I am glad that you are looking for help, nevertheless. Acknowledging a problem is the first step one has to take to solve it, even if we cannot proceed further yet.
(Actually, only the first and last lines mattered. I have no idea how to add those.)
[3/25 10:41][Combat (Self)]Your Haymaker deals 26187 (10692) Physical Damage(Critical) to Orinoco.